OPINIONS REQUESTED: What kinds of PCs and NPCs for my CARTOON?

Algorand

I made a cartoon short for the Fox/Aniboom Holiday Animation challenge. The plot involves characters from a fantasy world and it borrows heavily from role-playing games and 80's cartoons. I'm adding new characters in my next episode, so I'm asking you guys...

QUESTION: What sort of Fantasy character types would you like to see in a cartoon? Race, Class, Gender, Personality Type?

I consider you guys to be my target audience, so I'd love to hear your thoughts. I promise to read everyone's responses! To get an idea of the type of humor I'm using in my cartoons, click the link in my signature (below) and check out my first episode.
Thanks guys!

DarkPrimus

This was a good decision you made, coming here and asking us for help.

#pipe

Oh man one of the characters should be a Centaur

only instead of being half man, half horse

the top half should be a dick

and the bottom half should also be a dick

just a big walking dick who's good with a bow

L|ama

Here's my opinion: You suck and you should leave.

Hobnail

I dunno, his cartoon dealie there that he linked is better than 95% of everything else on the internet. Could be worse.

L|ama

Look I stick by my comment I made before I looked at anything, I will defend that opinion to the death.

M.D.

#pipe wrote: »

Oh man one of the characters should be a Centaur

only instead of being half man, half horse

the top half should be a dick

and the bottom half should also be a dick

just a big walking dick who's good with a bow

and he shoots dicks instead of arrows

Burden of Proof

Just use the common archetypes.

You know, you have your dwarf warrior who drinks a lot, your valiant human knight, your barbarian and your arrogant Elven mage. Just keep going like that, and you'll have all the clichés you could ever want.

Look at me, I'm contributing!

L|ama

And those dicks shoot more dicks. But those other dicks just shoot semen, any more would be ridiculous.

autono-wally, erotibot300

A shemale black jewish communist fucking hitler

#pipe

you know what would go great in this

some jokes

autono-wally, erotibot300

A ROMANTIC COMEDY INVOLVING KING ARTHAS, JAYNA PROUDMOORE and THRALL, called
"Green/White on White"

Davoid

you are smart guy!

Canada_jezus

This is actually not terrible.

Also i want to see a somewhat effeminate ogre that rides a tyrannosaurus rex. He waylays adventurers and asks them to play wedding/doctor.

TheySlashThem

I really don't see how the terms PC and NPC can be applied to a cartoon

risumon

Cat girl slave.

Rankenphile

You should do something really awesome like a dark elf with crazy white hair that is a rebel against his oppressive female overlords that is totally a symbol for rebelling against society and oppressive moms and stuff, and he should have like, one of those pirate swords, wait no two of those pirate swords and he should also do stuff like go around and kill things and he knows nature really well but also dungeons really well because he grew up in the underdarks and he should be named something awesome like Drazit Leggilus

Hunter

Rankenphile wrote: »

You should do something really awesome like a dark elf with crazy white hair that is a rebel against his oppressive female overlords that is totally a symbol for rebelling against society and oppressive moms and stuff, and he should have like, one of those pirate swords, wait no two of those pirate swords and he should also do stuff like go around and kill things and he knows nature really well but also dungeons really well because he grew up in the underdarks and he should be named something awesome like Drazit Leggilus

Add in some 15 year old highschool chick with big tits and a shoe size IQ and we'll make a fortune.

TheySlashThem

it is never a good idea to make your first post on a forum a new thread

never ever

Druhim

Rank you rule

Air

better production than i was expecting
could be going places

but all i know about final fantasy characters is that the main guy is emo and never talks or says anything and that im actually confusing that part with zelda
and half life

Khavall

So there's an episode of the west wing.

Where they're trying to come up with a speech for something, and they keep on talking about how the problem with the earlier speech was that "They forgot to bring the funny"

Anyways I don't know why that just popped into my head here

Langly

Air wrote: »

better production than i was expecting
could be going places

but all i know about final fantasy characters is that the main guy is emo and never talks or says anything and that im actually confusing that part with zelda
and half life

and chrono trigger

Air

yea i havent played that

Langly

your cartoon should be Heavy Metal

risumon

Langly wrote: »

Air wrote: »

better production than i was expecting
could be going places

but all i know about final fantasy characters is that the main guy is emo and never talks or says anything and that im actually confusing that part with zelda
and half life

and chrono trigger

I thought FF7 was the only one that did that with Cloud. Were there others?

Zombiemambo

risumon wrote: »

Langly wrote: »

Air wrote: »

better production than i was expecting
could be going places

but all i know about final fantasy characters is that the main guy is emo and never talks or says anything and that im actually confusing that part with zelda
and half life

and chrono trigger

I thought FF7 was the only one that did that with Cloud. Were there others?

Squall was like Cloud: The Sequel

Centipede Damascus

Khavall wrote: »

So there's an episode of the west wing.

Where they're trying to come up with a speech for something, and they keep on talking about how the problem with the earlier speech was that "They forgot to bring the funny"

Anyways I don't know why that just popped into my head here

yeah, Aaron Sorkin just plain ran out of good ideas somewhere along the line

mully

man, your turkey day cartoon is fantastic. i love that, `you want to EAT a turkey` `i dont even know what else there is to do with one!`

character for a cartoon, hmm.

well, you can`t go wrong with a flamboyant talking unicorn. i don`t know why.

how about a highly unattractive dwarven female who has entered every beauty competition and always loses, but thinks the judges must`ve been bribed -- maybe she`s hugely arrogant and living in a dream world.

or how about a small taru-taru type (final fantasy eleven) who is always picking on giants and taurens etc for fights

Charles Kinbote

you should have a wizard who does everything

Zombiemambo

Put a black guy in it

nobody will expect it

JoeUser

A male human who speaks with an effeminate Southern accent

Jordyn

Maybe like a PC with a sweet case mod and definitely at least a dual core, if you can't get a quad core.

'course if it's a cartoon, I don't see why you can't just have whatever PC you want in it.

Maybe like four screens or something.

DarkPrimus

mully wrote: »

man, your turkey day cartoon is fantastic.

The animation was actually pretty good.

The humor... there was humor? Sorry, but I didn't even smile a little at it.