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I wish I was beautiful

JawkneeJawknee Registered User regular
edited September 2009 in Social Entropy++
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You know how most say that you have a face only a mother could love? Well I don't... My mom says I'm a fat ugly piece of shit and that the day I was born...her dreams died.

At school, all the girls make fun of me because of my ass less chaps....Should I wear chap less asses instead?

Please Penny-Arcade forum, help me please!

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    THIS IS WHY I'M HOT

    YOU AIN'T BECAUSE YOU NOT

    Brolo on
    Hey Satan!
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Rolo wrote: »
    THIS IS WHY I'M HOT

    YOU AIN'T BECAUSE YOU NOT

    THIS IS WHY THIS IS WHY THIS IS WHY

    Langly on
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    god damn it people there is no such thing as a pair of chaps with an ass so why do you insist on calling them assless chaps

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  • InHumanInHuman Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    That dood is rocking the same facial hair I am.

    Cept, I have sexy side burns.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    you are ugly and no mother will love you

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    InHuman wrote: »
    That dood is rocking the same facial hair I am.

    Cept, I have sexy side burns.

    n-n-none?

    Kovak on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Also that dude has the fuzziest, wispiest stubble ever. It's like he shaved it partially but forgot to wash his face afterwards.

    Also you're ugly and going to die alone.

    Brolo on
    Hey Satan!
  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    you wish you were beautiful

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    am i missing something

    scarlet st. on
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    InHuman wrote: »
    That dood is rocking the same facial hair I am.

    Cept, I have sexy side burns.

    So you're what, American Indian?

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    how about a jolly old chap with no ass?

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    you know
    there are a couple of disturbing pics when you gis Hank Hill
    even more disturbing when you gis Hank Hill No Ass

    Starfuck on
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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Here, I'll help you, forum user Jawknee

    Step 1. Get money
    Step 2. Get paid

    Tossrock on
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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    InHuman wrote: »
    That dood is rocking the same facial hair I am.

    Cept, I have sexy side burns.

    he is "rocking" high school freshman facial hair

    maybe even 8th grade facial hair

    crwth on
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Here, I'll help you, forum user Jawknee

    Step 1. Get money
    Step 2. Get paid

    Step 3. Be a hater
    Step 4. Gonna hate

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • InHumanInHuman Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I meant in shape and whatnot.


    Douche stamp and half assed beard.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    crwth wrote: »
    InHuman wrote: »
    That dood is rocking the same facial hair I am.

    Cept, I have sexy side burns.

    he is "rocking" high school freshman facial hair

    maybe even 8th grade facial hair

    hey dudes check out this sweet beard that started growing on my chin over the summer

    also is everyone else having nocturnal emissions mom says I have to do my own laundry now

    Brolo on
    Hey Satan!
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    am i missing something

    A FEW CHROMOSOMES, UGLY

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    InHuman wrote: »
    That dood is rocking the same facial hair I am.

    Cept, I have sexy side burns.

    So you're what, American Indian?
    please. the preferred politically correct nomenclature is "Native Indian"

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Also the guy in the OP looks like an ugly version of slater who also happens to do crack and take it up the butt.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    wtf?

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    rdm you are a blight

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Hot or not ladies
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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • JawkneeJawknee Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    :(

    This isn't helping guys.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2009
    Nope.

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