i was at my mom's funeral when the ultimate hustler popped out of the casket and said "holy shit, yo momma so ugly they dont even know which half of the coffin to open!" and i was still pretty upset so i yelled "i'm really not in the mood to be hustled right now!" but the ultimate hustler was relentless and he added "once putrification sets in i think she's gonna stank LESS" and i was like damn so i went home and killed myself.
StraightziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered Userregular
edited July 2007
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03 S. Acasiete
04 W. Vílchez
05 A. Rodríguez
06 J. Herrera
07 J. Céspedes
08 J. C. Bazalar
09 P. Guerrero
10 J. C. Mariño
11 Y. Zúñiga
12 G. Forsyth
13 J. De La Haza
14 C. Pizarro
15 E. Villamarín
16 A. Mendoza
17 J. Farfán
18 P. García
19 D. Ismodes
20 R. Jiménez
21 J. Flores
22 J. Galliquio
I'm at work on a shared computer, so who fucking knows.
“The story is titled ‘The Death Song of J. Patrick Smitty,” and is told from the POV of a small-time hood who's on the run from the relentless creature that's slicing and dicing everyone in his crew. This guy knows he's going to die, and knows he deserves what's coming to him, but that doesn't make it easier for him to accept -- or the road he travels any straighter. The inspiration for the story was an old Batman story, "The Night of the Hunter." I suggested that Gregg tell a Wolverine story from the POV of a doomed posse of bad guys, normal guys. How would Logan look to them? He took it from there.”
7000+ more than me, and joined like six months after me.
Yeah, I post a lot. What's scary is that I've been banned for a total of a month and there was also some significant forum downtime during my stay here.
7000+ more than me, and joined like six months after me.
Yeah, I post a lot. What's scary is that I've been banned for a total of a month and there was also some significant forum downtime during my stay here.
for what
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Tossrocktoo weird to livetoo rare to dieRegistered Userregular
edited July 2007
My ctrl v is a 2 meg gif of an elephant eating shit out of another elephants ass, image tags and all.
7000+ more than me, and joined like six months after me.
Yeah, I post a lot. What's scary is that I've been banned for a total of a month and there was also some significant forum downtime during my stay here.
for what
Uhhh, let's see, early on for forum raiding I was gone a week, and more recently for three weeks for lensmanning Dynagrip's forum.
Well one day I was at home threatening the kids when I looks out through the hole in the wall and sees this tank pull up and out gets one of Dinsdale's boys, so he comes in nice and friendly and says Dinsdale wants to have a word with me, so he chains me to the back of the tank and takes me for a scrape round to Dinsdale's place and Dinsdale's there in the conversation pit with Doug and Charles Paisley, the baby crusher, and two film producers and a man they called 'Kierkegaard', who just sat there biting the heads of whippets and Dinsdale says 'I hear you've been a naughty boy Clement' and he splits me nostrils open and saws me leg off and pulls me liver out and I tell him my name's not Clement and then... he loses his temper and nails me head to the floor.
Another man who had his head nailed to the floor was Stig O'Tracy.
Interviewer: I've been told Dinsdale Piranha nailed your head to the floor.
Stig: No. Never. He was a smashing bloke. He used to buy his mother flowers and that. He was like a brother to me!
Interviewer: But the police have film of Dinsdale actually nailing your head to the floor.
Stig: (pause) Oh yeah, he did that.
Interviewer: Why?
Stig: Well he had to, didn't he? I mean there was nothing else he could do, be fair. I had transgressed the unwritten law.
Interviewer: What had you done?
Stig: Er... well he didn't tell me that, but he gave me his word that it was the case, and that's good enough for me with old Dinsy. I mean, he didn't want to nail my head to the floor. I had to insist. He wanted to let me off. He'd do anything for you, Dinsdale would.
Interviewer: And you don't bear him a grudge?
Stig: A grudge! Old Dinsy? He was a real darling.
Interviewer: I understand he also nailed your wife's head to a coffee table. Isn't that true Mrs O' Tracy?
Mrs O' Tracy: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Stig: Well he did do that, yeah. He was a cruel man.
24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.
Oh man I love that verse.
I'm not even joking.
what
what the fuck is this
Old Testament is full of shit like that, dude.
Yeah. At one point God punishes a group of people. Because they took prisoners instead of killing all of their enemies.
Also, one prophet compared Israel to a whore. Saying shes like a beautiful girl who sits on the street corner, parting her legs for every man that comes along who have members like donkeys and emissions like stallions.
Also, Song of Songs? An entire book of poetry that is 75% a metaphor for sex. 20% not so much a metaphor of sex. 5% celebration of love.
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01 L. Butrón
02 M. Villalta
03 S. Acasiete
04 W. Vílchez
05 A. Rodríguez
06 J. Herrera
07 J. Céspedes
08 J. C. Bazalar
09 P. Guerrero
10 J. C. Mariño
11 Y. Zúñiga
12 G. Forsyth
13 J. De La Haza
14 C. Pizarro
15 E. Villamarín
16 A. Mendoza
17 J. Farfán
18 P. García
19 D. Ismodes
20 R. Jiménez
21 J. Flores
22 J. Galliquio
I'm at work on a shared computer, so who fucking knows.
ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE
That's really bad.
also my clipboard is gGgGgGgGgGgGgGgGgGgGgGgGgGgG
You're pretty damn close.
it's soared recently, I'm sure, but I don't think it's huge compared to a lot of people
I have massive patches where I don't post at all
also jpeg is one of my favourite posters
Go me.
Wait actually, no nevermind, Wiggin has a high post count because he posts constantly.
7000+ more than me, and joined like six months after me.
Yeah, I post a lot. What's scary is that I've been banned for a total of a month and there was also some significant forum downtime during my stay here.
i owned this game
i could never beat this part where you were in a hallway and this fucking wall of energy just kind of vaporized you
for what
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f340/Tossrock/ELEPHANT.gif
That's it without the tags.
Uhhh, let's see, early on for forum raiding I was gone a week, and more recently for three weeks for lensmanning Dynagrip's forum.
why would you say that
is it my rippling abs?
(this is a rhetorical question, I know it is my rippling abs)
Interviewer: I've been told Dinsdale Piranha nailed your head to the floor.
Stig: No. Never. He was a smashing bloke. He used to buy his mother flowers and that. He was like a brother to me!
Interviewer: But the police have film of Dinsdale actually nailing your head to the floor.
Stig: (pause) Oh yeah, he did that.
Interviewer: Why?
Stig: Well he had to, didn't he? I mean there was nothing else he could do, be fair. I had transgressed the unwritten law.
Interviewer: What had you done?
Stig: Er... well he didn't tell me that, but he gave me his word that it was the case, and that's good enough for me with old Dinsy. I mean, he didn't want to nail my head to the floor. I had to insist. He wanted to let me off. He'd do anything for you, Dinsdale would.
Interviewer: And you don't bear him a grudge?
Stig: A grudge! Old Dinsy? He was a real darling.
Interviewer: I understand he also nailed your wife's head to a coffee table. Isn't that true Mrs O' Tracy?
Mrs O' Tracy: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Stig: Well he did do that, yeah. He was a cruel man.
But fair.
i dunno
you post consistently well
Yeah. At one point God punishes a group of people. Because they took prisoners instead of killing all of their enemies.
Also, one prophet compared Israel to a whore. Saying shes like a beautiful girl who sits on the street corner, parting her legs for every man that comes along who have members like donkeys and emissions like stallions.
Also, Song of Songs? An entire book of poetry that is 75% a metaphor for sex. 20% not so much a metaphor of sex. 5% celebration of love.