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  • CarnarvonCarnarvon Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
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  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    [01:01] Kovak: IM A REEETAAARD
    [01:01] KarlWithoutAC: IM A REEETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
    [01:01] KarlWithoutAC: IIIIIIIIM A REEEEEEEEEETAAAAAAAAAAAARD

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  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    "A plane is standing on runway that can move (some sort of band conveyer). The plane moves in one direction, while the conveyer moves in the opposite direction. This conveyer has a control system that tracks the plane speed and tunes the speed of the conveyer to be exactly the same (but in opposite direction).

    The question is:

    Will the plane take off or not? Will it be able to run up and take off?"

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    I've got a gun in my hand but that gun won't cock
    My finger's on the trigger but that trigger seems locked
    and I can't stop staring at the tick tock clock
    and even if I could I would never give up.
    With a vest on my chest, a bullet in my lung
    I can't believe I'm dying with my song unsung.
    And if and when I die won't you bury me alone?
    'Cause I'll never get to heaven if I'm singing this song.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited July 2007
    I'M IN THE MOOD FOR A MELODY

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    function RuptureChild takes nothing returns nothing
        local timer t = GetExpiredTimer()
        local RuptureData data = GHInt(t,"data")
        local real distance = SquareRoot((GetUnitX(data.target)-data.x)*(GetUnitX(data.target)-data.x)+(GetUnitY(data.target)-data.y)*(GetUnitY(data.target)-data.y))
        local effect fx 
        if distance > 0 then
            set fx = AddSpecialEffectTarget("Objects\\Spawnmodels\\Human\\HumanBlood\\BloodElfSpellThiefBlood.mdl",data.target,"chest")
        endif
        if data.time > data.duration then
            call RuptureData.destroy(data)
            call FHLocals(t)
            call DestroyTimer(t)
            call UnitRemoveAbility(
        else
            call UnitDamageTarget(data.caster,data.target,distance*MAXSTRYGRUPTAMOUNT,true,false,ATTACK_TYPE_HERO,DAMAGE_TYPE_UNIVERSAL,WEAPON_TYPE_WHOKNOWS)
            set data.time = data.time+.1
            set data.x = GetUnitX(data.target)
            set data.y = GetUnitY(data.target)
        endif
        call DestroyEffect(fx)
        set t = null
    endfunction
    

    (Ok, I added the code tags)

    How old are you and what is your career aspiration?

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    901 Fairview Ave. N

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    function RuptureChild takes nothing returns nothing
        local timer t = GetExpiredTimer()
        local RuptureData data = GHInt(t,"data")
        local real distance = SquareRoot((GetUnitX(data.target)-data.x)*(GetUnitX(data.target)-data.x)+(GetUnitY(data.target)-data.y)*(GetUnitY(data.target)-data.y))
        local effect fx 
        if distance > 0 then
            set fx = AddSpecialEffectTarget("Objects\\Spawnmodels\\Human\\HumanBlood\\BloodElfSpellThiefBlood.mdl",data.target,"chest")
        endif
        if data.time > data.duration then
            call RuptureData.destroy(data)
            call FHLocals(t)
            call DestroyTimer(t)
            call UnitRemoveAbility(
        else
            call UnitDamageTarget(data.caster,data.target,distance*MAXSTRYGRUPTAMOUNT,true,false,ATTACK_TYPE_HERO,DAMAGE_TYPE_UNIVERSAL,WEAPON_TYPE_WHOKNOWS)
            set data.time = data.time+.1
            set data.x = GetUnitX(data.target)
            set data.y = GetUnitY(data.target)
        endif
        call DestroyEffect(fx)
        set t = null
    endfunction
    

    (Ok, I added the code tags)

    How old are you and what is your career aspiration?

    I'm 8 and I wanna be a fireman when I grow up just like my daddy


    18 and I'd like to be a game developer but uh, we'll see about that. I imagine I'll end up in some godforsaken IT department somewhere. Dreams don't always come true :(
    evilbob wrote: »
    "A plane is standing on runway that can move (some sort of band conveyer). The plane moves in one direction, while the conveyer moves in the opposite direction. This conveyer has a control system that tracks the plane speed and tunes the speed of the conveyer to be exactly the same (but in opposite direction).

    The question is:

    Will the plane take off or not? Will it be able to run up and take off?"

    If the conveyor belt is as long as a normal runway, yes, it will. The speed of the plane is entirely unrelated to the speed of the wheels; they spin on freely. With idealized frictionless wheel bearings, the conveyor belt could be moving at any speed you like and the plane would be remain stationary; thrust from the engines applies force to the plane and so it moves forward, regardless of any action on the wheels.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Don't sell yourself short! I made the same mistake that you're describing when I was 18, and recovering from that initial error has been a tremendous bitch. Keep developing custom maps and shit like you've been doing. Keep all your old stuff. Go to school and learn something technical that you can apply to games. If it's computer science or any kind of graphic design, you can always fall back to high-paying "regular" jobs like (for computer science) IT or database programming. Don't think it's unachievable or unrealistic.

    I suffered from the fact that the adults who ran my early life (parents, teachers, etc.) thinking that game development wasn't a "real job" and as a result I've had a much tougher time than I really needed to. It's very much a viable thing, and you could get in the quick way. Totally serious here. Loving your work is such a big deal, too; my life is a billion times better now that I don't dread going into the office to do boring database or IT shit. Keep that goal in mind and keep moving toward it. You absolutely can do it and you're still in the very early part of this game and you have a good head start on most people.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wow, thanks dude. I am indeed in school for a CS degree, hopefully by the time I get out I'll actually know real people programming, heh.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Wow, thanks dude. I am indeed in school for a CS degree, hopefully by the time I get out I'll actually know real people programming, heh.

    I'm a nobody in the gaming industry, so it's not like I can "totally hook you up" or whatever it is that frat boys say, but even though I'm not Hideo Kojima, I do know some shit about getting in and about doing the actual work. If you want to develop coding skill or if you have questions about the industry or anything like that, contact me. I really do not want to see someone with talent and drive waste as many years as I did.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    let's see what I got

    Some bricks now baby
    let's build a home
    some bricks now baby
    let's build a home

    c'mon
    alright
    c'mon

    I'm getting lazy
    throw me a bone
    I'm getting lazy
    throw me a bone

    Some bricks now baby
    let's build a home
    some bricks now baby
    let's build a home

    c'mon
    alright
    c'mon


    oh yeah....

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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    eh.

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Ctrl+V wrote:
    317 Monticello Avenue
    Norfolk, Va 23510-2407

    Hopefully will be going to a concert there soon, but fuck, unless I can get like 3-4 people to go, gas is gonna be a bitch.

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  • Xenocide GeekXenocide Geek Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5TrqyvBgAQ

    interesting

    i've kept that since atleast 2AM last night

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    i wanted love, i needed love
    most of all, most of all
    someone said true love was dead
    but i'm bound to fall
    bound to fall for you
    oh what can i do
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
  • AggronautAggronaut Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    And

    I don't even know why I had that word copied. :?:

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    voting AWAY

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ArrayIndexOutOfBoundsException

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited July 2007
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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited July 2007
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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Oh, fuck you PotU

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    onigh

    Hmm. I haven't the foggiest.

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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Pools of sorrow waves of joy
    are drifting thorough my open mind
    Possessing and caressing me

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I like my women like I like my mother. Hot and slutty.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    6C RUGBY
    Coach: Mr Liam McWhirter
    Front Row: William Darwin, Oliver Taylor, Joseph Gurn,
    Fraser Smith, Peter Cathcart
    Middle Row: Thomas Morton, Dylan Lavering,
    Daniel Hutchinson, Ryan Dry, Thomas Piovesan,
    Mr L McWhirter
    Back Row: Joseph Treston, Jordan Fabris
    Absent: Rhys George, Nicholas Flanagan



    woo, yearbook layouts
    woo

    #pipe on
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
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    twitter https://twitter.com/mperezwritesirl michelle patreon https://www.patreon.com/thatwronglove michelle's comic book from IMAGE COMICS you can order http://a.co/dn5YeUD
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Ugh, why would you post that in two threads, Anjin. Why?

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    oh man
    damn you to hell for that, PoTU

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Lazarus

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  • jpegjpeg ODIE, YOUR FACE Scenic Illinois FlatlandsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I guess I'll remake in a little bit

    more wc3 I guess.

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    so I just type in this box and it goes on the screen?
  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    A Nightmare on Elm Street

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  • Mama SassMama Sass Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ACCT: 459 06067 RR: B50

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Another dark dream, though it didn't feel like a nightmare and I wasn't ever scared.

    I'm in the back seat of an old, broken car. There's four other guys in the car with me- three in the front, another in the rear. It looks like we're in the middle of a junkyard, but everything- the towering stacks of crushed metal, the dusty ground, and the clouded sky- is rusting. I can see the ground crack as we start to move, and it seems as if the clouds themselves are chipping away. We drive out of the junkyard and into the desert.

    The world is lit oddly. It's dusk, but there's no sun. The light is coming from the brownish-red clouds above us, while the sky behind them is pitch black. Even though I can see long shadows being cast by an apparent sunset, it's as if the sky is a second light source, illuminating the darkness. Though I can see in the shadows, I don't know what it is I see.

    We're driving down an old highway. The front windows are broken, and a dusty wind blinds me. I try to look at the man next to me, but he's dressed in countless layers of thick clothing. Everybody is wearing a hood over his head, including me. I'm sweating under my clothes, but the wind is freezing.

    The driver starts talking about what we're going to do- where we'll go to gather supplies, how we'll find a shelter, how to fortify it, and so forth. I look out the window to better survey the world around.

    The first thing that strikes me is how alien the landscape is. It's flat, but pockmarked with gullies, ditches, hills, and moguls. There isn't anything remarkable in the landscape, as far as the horizon. The highway is elevated a little bit, so I can see pretty far. But I see nothing.

    The second thing I notice is that, in fact, I do see something. I see the ruins of buildings, dotting the landscape. The skeletal remains of skyscrapers and the crumbling walls of smaller structures stand isolated from eachother in this wasteland. The ruins aren't what concerns me- it's the desert. There's no rubble, no roads between each solitary ruin. Imagine someone going through the ruins of a city, and sweeping away all but a few isolated pockets of wreckage.

    We pull off the highway and drive through the desert for some time, until we come upon an





    for the dreams thread. you think I'd type that all out without copying it a few times, just to be safe?

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