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PAX 09 Photo Thread - So Much Bad

PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you.in Beach CityRegistered User regular
edited September 2009 in Debate and/or Discourse
The purpose of this thread is in it's title. Got crazy cool pictures of your PAX 09 adventures? Post away, preferably with narration.

I'll kick it off with the [chat]ters meet at the Six Arms.

Here are our characters:
Blue Beard (Sorry, dude, I never caught your name.)

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Emily (Senj's wife.)

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Dyrwen66

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Hacksaw

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Preacher

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Passerbye

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Michael (Sorry, dude, I forgot your forum name.)

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PremierKakos

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Senjutsu

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In fair Seattle, where we set our tale...
The evening started off innocently enough...
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... but it did not stay that way for long.
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There were glances.
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There was licking.
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And laughing.
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Hand holding...
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... and kissing.
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Limes...
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... and cool mustaches.
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More kissing...
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...and finger sucking.
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Laughter...
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... and deep discussions.
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Disbelieving looks...
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... and nipples.
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Lovehandles...
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... and really tolerant waiters named Matt.
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Shady characters...
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.. and cute couples.
D'awwww. <3
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Bad memories...
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... and friends.
D'awwwww again. <3
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Awkward three-ways...
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... laughter ...
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... and more kissing.
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There were communists...
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... who engage in non-consensual anal penetration.
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Often.
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Finally, there was the after glow...
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... and SE++ guys with free donuts from Portland in a bucket.
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Scarred? Elated? Terrified? Intrigued?

Either way, be glad you don't have to wake up to this in the morning.
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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahah

    oh my god

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    TachTach Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Obligatory "waaah, I wish I were at PAX right now" post.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2009
    <3<3<3<3<3

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Oh my goodness this is spectacular GODDAMMIT PASSERBYE SPIRIT ME AWAY

    THE EAST COAST SUCKS

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    projectmayhemprojectmayhem Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I really really hope that all you guys didnt know each other before hand. That would make that entire photo story all the better :)

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Awesome!

    Keep us posted folks.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Captured the Wook in his natural habitat I see.

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I like the SE++ guys randomly rocking up with a bucket of donuts

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hahaha, amazing.

    Also, my first thought when I saw Passerbye's pic was "She's a guy! And a big hairy one at that. Man internet."

    It was only later that I realized there was someone behind PremierKakos that I was supposed to be seeing. Good hiding, Passerbye.

    Also, Senjutsu looks like a real life Younger Hank Hill.

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    an_altan_alt Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    That looks like a fun night. Where in Seattle was it?

    Durandal is right, Senj is Hank Hill.

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    AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    D&Ders, and perhaps PAers in general, are an awfully hairy group of people.

    Besides maybe Senjutsu.

    You just don't fit in man.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    an_alt wrote: »
    That looks like a fun night. Where in Seattle was it?

    Durandal is right, Senj is Hank Hill.

    Fuck the both of you. Y'all just spend too much time around kilt-wearing neckbeards with greasy ponytails

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    AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Man PAers are hideous, HIDEOUS!
    And I like it.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    God damn it; I want to be at PAX!

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    an_alt wrote: »
    That looks like a fun night. Where in Seattle was it?

    Durandal is right, Senj is Hank Hill.

    Fuck the both of you. Y'all just spend too much time around kilt-wearing neckbeards with greasy ponytails

    kakos is going to be crying in his next picture.

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Damn, I am bummed I couldn't make it this year.

    Edit: Passerbye, is that Medo in one of the pictures? Were Thanatos & Doc unable to make it?

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    AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Archgarth wrote: »
    Damn, I am bummed I couldn't make it this year.

    Edit: Passerbye, is that Medo in one of the pictures? Were Thanatos & Doc unable to make it?

    They were there, but too hideous to look upon.

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I have to admit this: though I post on PA and am a man, I have almost no body hair.


    I have nipple-hair though. So you know, I kind of hit the jackpot there. My girlfriend tried to cheer me up by saying that since men get hairier with age usually "maybe someday when you're old you'll be normal!"

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Archgarth wrote: »
    Damn, I am bummed I couldn't make it this year.

    Edit: Passerbye, is that Medo in one of the pictures? Were Thanatos & Doc unable to make it?

    That is not medo. The debauchery with those guys happens tonight

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    Mike DangerMike Danger "Diane..." a place both wonderful and strangeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Not going to lie, kakos looks exactly like I imagined him.

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Archgarth wrote: »
    Damn, I am bummed I couldn't make it this year.

    Edit: Passerbye, is that Medo in one of the pictures? Were Thanatos & Doc unable to make it?

    That is not medo. The debauchery with those guys happens tonight

    Ah, thanks Senju. Still looking classy as ever, might I add?

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    PandionPandion Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    When did Sig Hanson show up to PAX? Man I LOVE that guy!

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Oh my goodness this is spectacular GODDAMMIT PASSERBYE SPIRIT ME AWAY

    THE EAST COAST SUCKS

    If we both concentrate really really intently at the same time...
    ... we could have simultaneous brain aneurysms. Sorry, sweetie. I wish you were here too. :(
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    kakos is going to be crying in his next picture.

    Dyr was a little hung over this morning, and that was from just three beers. Kakos had... well, considerably more than that, and he only drank hard liquor, so I'm pretty sure he's already crying.
    I really really hope that all you guys didnt know each other before hand. That would make that entire photo story all the better :)

    Well, Blue Beard and Kakos were friends before (they came together from Boulder, along with some other friends, if I remember correctly), but I'm pretty sure that no one else there had met each other in person beforehand.
    Archgarth wrote: »
    Damn, I am bummed I couldn't make it this year.

    Edit: Passerbye, is that Medo in one of the pictures? Were Thanatos & Doc unable to make it?

    No, Medo didn't show up, nor Than or Doc. It was pretty much just a smaller dinner-drinks get together. As Senj says, we'll meet up with them tonight.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Em and I have known Kakos for several years.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    an_alt wrote: »
    That looks like a fun night. Where in Seattle was it?

    Durandal is right, Senj is Hank Hill.

    Fuck the both of you. Y'all just spend too much time around kilt-wearing neckbeards with greasy ponytails
    Quit your bitching and hook me up with some cheap propane.

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    ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Tach wrote: »
    Obligatory "waaah, I wish I were at PAX right now" post.

    About sums it up for me.

    Hope the weekend is incredible for all you lucky folks, and thanks for taking the time to get pics to those of us stuck on the forums!

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    an_altan_alt Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    an_alt wrote: »
    That looks like a fun night. Where in Seattle was it?

    Durandal is right, Senj is Hank Hill.

    Fuck the both of you. Y'all just spend too much time around kilt-wearing neckbeards with greasy ponytails

    For your information Hank, my kilt is worn proudly with immaculately styled, freshly washed hair.

    So there!

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    this is something that does not get said often

    but I think kakos is hairier than me

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    this is something that does not get said often

    but I think kakos is hairier than me

    The pictures don't really show it, but preach probably has Kakos beat

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Yeah, the only reason Preacher looks 'tidy' is because he shaves his neck.

    No, I am not kidding. If you look closely you can see the stubble.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I challenge you to a hair off!

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Em and I have known Kakos for several years.

    We meet every year. Also, I molest Senj every year and he keeps meeting me. I know he and Em are secretly in love with me.

    Also, I'm not hung over in the least. Go high altitude alcohol training!

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i will get in on this hair off

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    OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    What kind of hair?

    Because I have way too much of virtually every kind of it.

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    CristoCristo Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I have almost no hair at all (except your basic head hair and pubic hair).

    No chest, no back, no shoulders, no nothing.

    Should I consider myself lucky?

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    OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    You should get yourself tested. Just in case you're not actually a primate.

    I know I am because I'm basically a gorilla with glasses.

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Now that I can finally see the pics it looks like a good time was had by all. Awesome pics folks.

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    Dyrwen66Dyrwen66 the other's insane Denver CORegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hopefully tonight we'll have even more of an odd time.

    Seeing Wook & Legacy with a bucket of donuts was really strange though, hard to imagine SE++ members appearing in any other way.

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    DalbozDalboz Resident Puppy Eater Right behind you...Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    PAX needs to come to Los Angeles at the Convention Center. Then I might be able to make it.

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    joshua1joshua1 Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Sooo much hair. Oneday, I will be a real boy! With facial hair! I think i will be 32 at the time.

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