I have settled on an alternative to chocolate. A bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats with no milk.
Can someone please tell me why American cereals have such ridiculous names? Honey Bunches of Oats. Cp'n' Crunch. Life. I mean, what the fuck America.
We also have Cheerios. That forgives us all our sins.
Regular Cheerios are bollocks, Multi-grain Cheerios are just superior British Cheerios with a silly name (the commercial on the tellybox is, in fact, just the British commercial redubbed with Americans, which explains why they talk so damned fast), and the Honey Cheerios taste like Styrofoam peanuts that have been wheeled through a large warehouse with a jar of honey sat on a table on the opposite side of the building.
I have settled on an alternative to chocolate. A bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats with no milk.
Can someone please tell me why American cereals have such ridiculous names? Honey Bunches of Oats. Cp'n' Crunch. Life. I mean, what the fuck America.
We also have Cheerios. That forgives us all our sins.
Regular Cheerios are bollocks, Multi-grain Cheerios are just superior British Cheerios with a silly name (the commercial on the tellybox is, in fact, just the British commercial redubbed with Americans, which explains why they talk so damned fast), and the Honey Cheerios taste like Styrofoam peanuts that have been wheeled through a large warehouse with a jar of honey sat on a table on the opposite side of the building.
This is why you are out there, is it not? The colonies need to have an eye kept on them. It's up to you to rectify their errors.
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BobCescaIs a girlBirmingham, UKRegistered Userregular
edited May 2009
well, that's the train tickets booked for various conferences I'm attending in the next couple of months.
Now to do some actual work, I guess.
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For the olympics in like 2000 Cheerios made a version with sugary and multigrain Os, 5 kinds in total (like the 5 rings or whatever), that I have never been able to equal with any Cheerios experience since. It lives on in my mind.
On that note, fuck limited edition foods of all varieties. Teasing my taste buds with excitement for a limited time only.
For the olympics in like 2000 Cheerios made a version with sugary and multigrain Os, 5 kinds in total (like the 5 rings or whatever), that I have never been able to equal with any Cheerios experience since. It lives on in my mind.
On that note, fuck limited edition foods of all varieties. Teasing my taste buds with excitement for a limited time only.
Is there a reason to make S'mores in any other way than over an open flame?
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Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
edited May 2009
I'm currently marking lab reports for my kiddies, there are four different areas they get marks in, one of which is essentially their command of scientific English. Right now I'm marking a student who clearly has a poor command of the language in general, nevermind to a scientific level. So it isn't possible to know if they are achieving the other four sections because I've got only the barest idea of what they want to try and say. BAH.
I went to a big country house at the weekend to nose about, and learned beyond all doubt that the Victorians loved nature. They loved it so much they killed as much of it as they could to take home and either stuff or use as carpets.
Man, tigerskin rugs make me want to set fire to the house in which they lie.
I went to a big country house at the weekend to nose about, and learned beyond all doubt that the Victorians loved nature. They loved it so much they killed as much of it as they could to take home and either stuff or use as carpets.
Man, tigerskin rugs make me want to set fire to the house in which they lie.
It was a simpler time. Travelling the world, killing things and using them to make furniture, then going home to be stern with your children and fiddle the scullery maid.
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I went to a big country house at the weekend to nose about, and learned beyond all doubt that the Victorians loved nature. They loved it so much they killed as much of it as they could to take home and either stuff or use as carpets.
Man, tigerskin rugs make me want to set fire to the house in which they lie.
It was a simpler time. Travelling the world, killing things and using them to make furniture, then going home to be stern with your children and fiddle the scullery maid.
:whistle:Rule, Britannia!:whistle:
Ah, happy days, when England ruled the world and everybody understood this to be natural and proper. Long gone now, and look at what's happened to the world since. Wouldn't have happened if we were still in charge.
I have some homemade lemon drizzle cake. I am thinking of eating it right now.
ElldrenIs a woman dammitceterum censeoRegistered Userregular
edited May 2009
For whatever reason I cannot condone the destruction of artifacts.
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
edited May 2009
We all know how the English rolled with the raping of women like in Braveheard and Rob Roy and the mass murder of cute chicks in the Patriot and destruction of Alderaan in Star Wars...
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Regular Cheerios are bollocks, Multi-grain Cheerios are just superior British Cheerios with a silly name (the commercial on the tellybox is, in fact, just the British commercial redubbed with Americans, which explains why they talk so damned fast), and the Honey Cheerios taste like Styrofoam peanuts that have been wheeled through a large warehouse with a jar of honey sat on a table on the opposite side of the building.
So e-mail them about their production values.
Thank you, sir. I appreciate your candor.
Now to do some actual work, I guess.
Weetabix
On that note, fuck limited edition foods of all varieties. Teasing my taste buds with excitement for a limited time only.
I've had so many. They're such fun dogs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hly0vuXPG-M
The one I had was this http://www.cheerios.com/ourCereals/TeamCheerios/TeamCheerios_home.aspx
And it was awesome.
So was Superstars* cereal
I'm...er...sorry?
We invented S'mores Pop Tarts.
Is there a reason to make S'mores in any other way than over an open flame?
I'm just jealous.
By court order, some of us aren't allowed around open flames anymore.
Man, tigerskin rugs make me want to set fire to the house in which they lie.
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Fivesome if you count my girlfriend.
:whistle:Rule, Britannia!:whistle:
Ah, happy days, when England ruled the world and everybody understood this to be natural and proper. Long gone now, and look at what's happened to the world since. Wouldn't have happened if we were still in charge.
I have some homemade lemon drizzle cake. I am thinking of eating it right now.
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Dylan Moran singing songs about 'The old country' to the small child is maybe my favourite Black Books moment ever.
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BAD ENGLISH, BAD!
Not even interested in some harmless book burnings?
Edit: This seems rather out of context, huh?