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So it's a nice day out. I'm walking down the street, Cryptonomicon under my arm, eating some delicious frozen yogurt.
And some guys stopped at a stoplight begin yelling out their car window at me. About how nice a day it is, and don't I agree, motherfucker?
I do, but I'm just chillin', trying to enjoy the weather and my frozen yogurt, and I don't need people to agree with me. So I ignore them, and they begin to get hostile, wondering why I don't agree that it's such a beautiful day and thinking that I must be a dirty cocksucker. Meanwhile, my enjoyment is going down substantially and I just want to get back home and enjoy my frozen yogurt in peace, but they persist, like their day won't be complete until I agree that it is indeed a beautiful day outside.
Man, people are weird.
And some guys stopped at a stoplight begin yelling out their car window at me. About how nice a day it is, and don't I agree, motherfucker?
I do, but I'm just chillin', trying to enjoy the weather and my frozen yogurt, and I don't need people to agree with me. So I ignore them, and they begin to get hostile, wondering why I don't agree that it's such a beautiful day and thinking that I must be a dirty cocksucker. Meanwhile, my enjoyment is going down substantially and I just want to get back home and enjoy my frozen yogurt in peace, but they persist, like their day won't be complete until I agree that it is indeed a beautiful day outside.
Man, people are weird.
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i do not see your problem
Also share your yogurt
;(
Flipped me the bird, then drove off.
He never understood why Asian guys would drive up to him next in cars, go to challenge him to a race, get really confused, then drive off.
O mores
That reminds me, I work at a place that sells frozen yogurt. Some guy came up today and wanted to buy some frozen yogurt, but when he walked away these nice people asked him if it was a wonderful day. He grew increasingly hostile to these nice people. I should have refused that asshole service.
I don't respond to people who are (a) yelling at me at the top of their lungs and (b) refer to me as a "motherfucker" in the first ten seconds of our acquaintance.
And I don't share my frozen yogurt.
Oh I understand the guy was being an asshole. I was kidding.
But not really. Gimme that yogurt.
Anyway I rarely understand what the hell people are saying unless I'm engaged wit them.
whenever someone just says something out of the blue I'm always "what?"
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
saw it coming
then he turned around and she yelled at him to fuck off and walked away
i thought that was pretty funny to see
especially since the guy hadnt seen her mumbling to herself the entire bus trip and occasionally swearing at people and leaning over the guy sitting next to her and telling him 'youre fucking dead'
while he is there just trying to look out the window and power-ignore her
Then I went home and looked up the guy's book on Wikipedia and found out it wasn't really a pretentious morbid book at all. Oh well, he was still a scene kid, though.
like she couldve been shaking him to get his attention and he'd still be looking out the window like 'oh wow there is a mcdonalds across the street that requires my full attention so i cant even feel if im being shaken or not'
Dude starts yelling out his window at me asking if I've got a problem and I just ignore him as he continues to yell at me calling me a motherfucker and a goddamn pussy, why don't I come back and face him like a real man over the next block and a half.
Some people have anger issues.
I was just cruising alone, when this car of teenagers pulls up beside me.
They roll down their window, and shout to get my attention.
They then proceed to ask me if I had any Grey Poupon.
Also, I had none to give.
None of us were indian.
Yeah, sorry about that.
Everything that could have gone wrong did go wrong today. Like, winding up in the wrong fucking city wrong.
I was riding m'bike home from a friend's house, and right at the last interesection (maybe twenty feet from my house, as I lived on the corner of the street) the sign says "Walk" but the guy in the truck is doing that pull-forward-then-scoot-back thing over and over again. I figure he's just waiting for me to pass so he can turn the corner, so I pedal onward. As soon as I start crossing, he decides, "Now is a good time to gun it!"
So I get knocked off my bike and thrown a couple feet, while some random lady screeches to a halt, jumps out of her car and proceeds to shout various obscenities at the man who is now falling all over himself to apologize to me. I was just like "Whatever, man. I'm fine. I'm going home." Which I did. And then I took a nap.
I'm pretty proud of that.
What the fuck is this?
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
I don't know what I'm doing here.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
He needs to write more shit already.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
I was just all "WTF?"
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
worth reading?
I mean really really?
Because it's a hell of a slog.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are