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[Mini-Phalla] Phalla King - Day 5 - (Mafia) McPhalla Victory

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    kuhlmeye wrote: »
    kuhlmeye wrote: »
    Hey everyone, how many fries have we sold today. See my shift is just starting and I need to know how many fries to put in the fryer. So whats the fry count?

    Maybe if you spent less time counting the fries and more time cooking the fries, we would have a more efficient work place.

    hahaha hmmm...

    But... I just got in for my shift!

    Well then why are you talking to me?

    Time equals frys my friend

    hahahahaha

    wait...

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Well howdy there follow employees, how is everyone doing today?

    !Retract SpectralSpork

    !Tommy2Hands


    1. This is like an evil alien in disguise coming in and being all "HELLO FELLOW HUMONS HOW ARE THINGS ON THIS EARTH TODAY?"

    2. Writing 'follow employees' is an insult!

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    Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'm with you, Jack. Tommy2Hands.

    But I'm watching you Spectrum. You better have nailed 2 spies by tomorrow, or you're FIRED.

    Romantic Undead on
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    SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yeah, I'm kind of sick of people wandering in drunk or high for their shift and having to be told who to service. Good bye, !Tommy2Hands

    (By voting with you, I earn a reprieve for a day, right?)

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    RaakamRaakam Too many years... CanadalandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    !Wildcat, because Shatner is still a git.

    Also I saw him eating some Chicken McNuggets earlier. Not cool.

    We caught a SPY


    RNG actually says Toxic Toys, and who knows better than the mighty RNG?

    I'm craving a Whopper pretty badly right now, with a milk shake and fries. I wonder if the claims that the fast food companies put addictive components to their food has any actual truth... after watching Super Size Me, I went out and bought a Big Mac and biggie sized it.

    Raakam on
    My padherder
    they don't it be like it is but it do
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    WhodWhod Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You can't biggie size at McDicks, why do you think it's called "SUPER Size Me"?

    Whod on
    Co-lead, Hello Kitty Pretty Princess Guild
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    RaakamRaakam Too many years... CanadalandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    A ma gawd, I don't know my fast food terminology :(

    Wait, how do you know so much about the competition, Whod? WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?

    Raakam on
    My padherder
    they don't it be like it is but it do
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    WhodWhod Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Know your enemy.. Raakam.

    Whod on
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    JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Tommy2Hands doesn't seem like the type of guy I'd trust to fix a burger.

    JaysonFour on
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    I can has cheezburger, yes?
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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Who's betting that the custom burger mechanic will end up as some kind of weird vig mechanic? Because I bet someone must have got a role as a lactose-intolerant or a sesame allergy.

    They shall be the first to die if they get my burger.

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    Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    Who's betting that the custom burger mechanic will end up as some kind of weird vig mechanic? Because I bet someone must have got a role as a lactose-intolerant or a sesame allergy.

    They shall be the first to die if they get my burger.

    Or maybe everyone has a heart meter. The worse the burger, the more chances for a sudden heart attack.

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    JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    For reference:

    Saying "Supersize it!" means you are at a McDonald's.

    Saying "Biggie-size it!" means you're at a Wendy's, not a Burger King.

    To enlarge your meal at Burger King, you ask them to "King-size it".

    Though at Phalla King, I wouldn't be surprised to be told by a customer "Yeah, I'll have the number three with a Sprite and Wang-size it!" or something.

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    That was a quick little bandwagon right there.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yeah it was, so here's a king-sized vote for Jackisreal

    TehSloth on
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    crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yeah, 4 votes for Tommy2Hands in the span of a half hour? Not sure how I feel about that.

    jackisreal seems like a good vote today.

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yeah, 4 votes for Tommy2Hands in the span of a half hour? Not sure how I feel about that.

    jackisreal seems like a good vote today.

    You wanna know how I feel about it?

    Hungry....

    for BLOOD!

    TehSloth on
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    SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Well, I couldn't get any support for killing Dunadumb, as usual, so I figured going after someone who I have a half grudge against is good enough.

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I had my reasons, which I posted.

    I'm not evil, but I'm not a special either, so whatever. Taking me out won't be a huge loss for the village I guess.

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Well, I couldn't get any support for killing Dunadumb, as usual, so I figured going after someone who I have a half grudge against is good enough.

    im tellin you, i am destined to die on day 2 not day 1.

    it was written on the grill with special sauce last night.

    would you like fries with that?

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    crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    BK don't have no special sauce! Heathen!

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Also, I would like to point out that the bandwagon that quickly formed to save Tommy is at least as suspicious, if not more so than the one that formed after my vote.

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    SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    To be fair, it's more likely RomanticUndead/Spectrum/Raakam that is evil due to the bandwagon, they did jump on it. I'm sticking with my grudge though Phallans.

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Whod made me waster my kill in the Chuck phalla.

    /bait

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    RaakamRaakam Too many years... CanadalandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    To be fair, it's more likely RomanticUndead/Spectrum/JaysonFour that is evil due to the bandwagon, they did jump on it. I'm sticking with my grudge though Phallans.

    Fixed for accuracy, thanks.

    Plus, day 1 bandwagons hardly ever make sense, to be honest. You usually find previous grudges popping up, or just RNG votes.

    Raakam on
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    they don't it be like it is but it do
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    SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Raakam wrote: »
    To be fair, it's more likely RomanticUndead/Spectrum/JaysonFour that is evil due to the bandwagon, they did jump on it. I'm sticking with my grudge though Phallans.

    Fixed for accuracy, thanks.

    Plus, day 1 bandwagons hardly ever make sense, to be honest. You usually find previous grudges popping up, or just RNG votes.

    Sorry. Try to look less evil though.

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The bandwagon jumpers are more likely working for the clown.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
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    SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    The bandwagon jumpers are more likely working for the clown.
    I have many people that need killings.

    Unless I actually get to kill some of them, the grudge list is just going to grow and grow and grow. =/

    Spectrum on
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    SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    The bandwagon jumpers are more likely working for the clown.
    I have many people that need killings.

    Unless I actually get to kill some of them, the grudge list is just going to grow and grow and grow. =/

    That's the purpose of the grudge list young padawan, YOUR HATE SHALL BE BOTH PURE AND INFINITE! USE IT! STRIKE THE ENEMIES OF MAN! CLEANSE THE MAFIA! PURGE THE NEUTRAL! [/Fiaryn]

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    The bandwagon jumpers are more likely working for the clown.
    I have many people that need killings.

    Unless I actually get to kill some of them, the grudge list is just going to grow and grow and grow. =/

    That's the purpose of the grudge list young padawan, YOUR HATE SHALL BE BOTH PURE AND INFINITE! USE IT! STRIKE THE ENEMIES OF MAN! CLEANSE THE MAFIA! PURGE THE NEUTRAL! [/Fiaryn]
    UNLIMITED
    POWWWWAAAAA!

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    Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    The bandwagon jumpers are more likely working for the clown.
    I have many people that need killings.

    Unless I actually get to kill some of them, the grudge list is just going to grow and grow and grow. =/

    That's the purpose of the grudge list young padawan, YOUR HATE SHALL BE BOTH PURE AND INFINITE! USE IT! STRIKE THE ENEMIES OF MAN! CLEANSE THE MAFIA! PURGE THE NEUTRAL! [/Fiaryn]

    Killing the neutral is an awful, awful idea. Seriously, did anyone in this place learn from Gehenna? </Broken record>


    EDIT: While I'm at it:

    http://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=rjfPT3Q_ToDkeCnjYktK1FA#

    Both jackisreal and Tommy2Hands are tied with 4 votes each.

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    SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh, I'm fully aware killing the neutral is bad, unless they ARE actually working with the evil. But I was going for comedy value and couldn't think of anything else. Thrall would work now that I give it some thought though.

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    TrustTrust Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Abotkin. I was gonna RNG it, but I'm lazy and he voted for me. Day 1 lol.

    Trust on
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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !SpectralSpork, where are we, Kentucky Fried Phalla?

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    SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Alright, I want to see where the Tommy2Hand vote goes.

    Note TehSloth and Crimsoncoyote tried to pull it off of him.

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    SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    Spectrum wrote: »
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    The bandwagon jumpers are more likely working for the clown.
    I have many people that need killings.

    Unless I actually get to kill some of them, the grudge list is just going to grow and grow and grow. =/

    That's the purpose of the grudge list young padawan, YOUR HATE SHALL BE BOTH PURE AND INFINITE! USE IT! STRIKE THE ENEMIES OF MAN! CLEANSE THE MAFIA! PURGE THE NEUTRAL! [/Fiaryn]
    UNLIMITED
    POWWWWAAAAA!
    I am the bone of my grudge.
    Hate is my body, and rage is my blood.
    I have created over a thousand spreadsheets.
    Unknown to D&D, nor known to CF.
    Have withstood logic to create many bandwagons
    Yet, those failures will never teach anything.
    So as I spam,
    UNLIMITED PHALLA WORKS


    [tiny]Great, now I want to actually run that. Add it to the pile. =/[/tiny]

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    SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Spectrum wins. The rest of this game doesn't matter.

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Aw, but what if Spectrum is Ronald McDonald?? D:

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    SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Infidel wrote: »
    Aw, but what if Spectrum is Ronald McDonald?? D:

    Then the obvious decision is to vote Spectrum out so Specturm can begin work on Spectrum's newest Phalla idea. :P

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'd vote Spectrum right now except some people tried to vote me out one game so that I "could work on my upcoming game!" :(

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    spectral spork is obviously evil.

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