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[Mini-Phalla] Day 6 -- Blink: Trinity

Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed VigiloConfidoRegistered User regular
edited May 2009 in Critical Failures
DON'T BLINK

The Lonely Assassins, they used to be called. No one quite knows where they came from, but they're as old as the Universe, or very nearly. And they have survived this long because they have the most perfect defence system ever evolved. They are Quantum Locked. They don't exist when they are being observed. The moment they are seen by any other living creature they freeze into rock. No choice, it's a fact of their biology. In the sight of any living thing, they literally turn to stone. And you can't kill a stone. Of course, a stone can't kill you either, but then you turn your head away. Then you blink. And, oh yes, it can.

Welcome to the Blink Mini-Phalla, wherein you will play the role of an explorer in an old, dusty mansion. In theory, the mansion is abandoned. In reality, however, it is occupied by creatures more fearsome than you can imagine.
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Beware the Weeping Angel.

Each night, you'll secretly choose one player to "watch". If that player is a Weeping Angel, it will immobilize him/her for the night.

Unless, of course, you blink.

PLAYER LIST:
3. Dunadan109
6. WilDPanthA05
8. Nocturne
10. SpectralSpork
14. Whod
16. Rainfall
18. ProfMoriarty

THE PHALLEN:
1. iamtheaznman
2. kime
4. TheLawinator
5. TehSloth
7. Wildcat
9. JaysonFour
11. Kay
12. Oats
13. Raakam
15. Monkeyfeet
17. Zandracon

Reserves:
1. Orange Soda
2. Tommy2Hands
Behind this spoiler is a Weeping Angel in its natural state.
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Vanillager PM:
Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink. Good Luck.

You Are An Explorer. Each night, you may PM me the name of one player to watch. If that player is a Weeping Angel, they will be unable to make a kill.

There is a 55% chance that you will blink, and that your target will therefore be unwatched.

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  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Interested

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Doctor Who!? Yes.

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Is this the Gargoyles phalla?

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    oh this is like a mini phallananza

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Sign up

    Question: Will we be notified if we blinked?

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  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    Is this the Gargoyles phalla?

    Indeed it is.....not.

    Unless of course a Gargoyles Phalla would persuade you to sign up. In that case, it's totally the Gargoyles Phalla.

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  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Shit, I blinked.

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  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Sign up

    Question: Will we be notified if we blinked?

    Yes you will.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    Is this the Gargoyles phalla?

    Indeed it is.....not.

    Unless of course a Gargoyles Phalla would persuade you to sign up. In that case, it's totally the Gargoyles Phalla.

    If he will not sign up for Doctor Who, but sign up for Gargoyle's, then I will do my best to make sure he dies early. And suffers for it.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    so theres no villagegroup kill?

    how does the village win?

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  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    so theres no villagegroup kill?

    how does the village win?

    There is a village kill, via vote. This is Phalla, after all. ;-)

    The village wins by eliminating all Weeping Angels.

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  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I like it !Sign up.

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  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
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  • WilDPanthA05WilDPanthA05 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !sign up yo

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Woo woo !sign up, please!

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Love the theme, but did it have to be an RNG?

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I don't mind RNG elements at all. I especially like giving vanillagers at least some ability. I really shouldn't be in 3 Phallas at once, but what the hell.

    !Signup

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  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I couldn't really think of a better way to construct the blinking mechanic.

    I considered adding in a "willpower" mechanic, wherein you can force yourself to not-blink once or maybe twice per game, bypassing the RNG altogether on those days. Would you guys be interested in that?

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I couldn't really think of a better way to construct the blinking mechanic.

    I considered adding in a "willpower" mechanic, wherein you can force yourself to not-blink once or maybe twice per game, bypassing the RNG altogether on those days. Would you guys be interested in that?
    I don't mind a bit of RNG. It doesn't much matter to me either way though.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    wait, wasn't this on hold? and now its not?

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    wait, wasn't this on hold? and now its not?

    I don't know, I blinked.

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  • JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Sign up

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  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Concerns were raised about the impact of not-a-Phallas on the Mini-Phalla limit of 3. Those concerns have been resolved, and the game is back on. :)

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The Spork Appears!

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  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Reserve Up - in too many phallas atm

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  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !I will not blink. Blinking is the mindkiller.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yeah, I'm gonna reserve

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  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Fantastic!

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  • RaakamRaakam Too many years... CanadalandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Farting angels, more like, am i rite olawl

    Mini-phallas is where it's at, those big games get out of hand way too fast.

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  • WhodWhod Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Sign up

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !I am up for a game

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Sign up

    Phalla, how I yearned for thee during our time apart.

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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !signing up

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  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'll run with whatever we have at noon (CDT) Thursday, to a limit of 20.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh holy shit, a Blink-inspired Phalla?

    !Sign the fuck up

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  • WhodWhod Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    This looks cool, only a few spots left. C'mon signups!

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  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    We're gonna run with the current 18 sign-ups. I'm working on getting Role PMs out right now, then I'll get up a Day 0 narration.

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  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    DAY 0

    "Mr. Richard Phalla," she read off the mailbox. "Bloke that lived here had shit luck in names, you know."

    Sally Sparrow looked the mansion up and down. It was tall and thin, almost a tower, with a rounded observatory of sorts at the very top. She had come to explore it, and explore it she would.

    Into this oddly-shaped dwelling stepped Sally Sparrow, along with several other Urban Adventurers.

    Day 1 vote closes at midnight Friday night, CDT. Votes in red, as usual.

    (Role PMs should all be out. If you didn't get one, let me know.)

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Haha, Richard Phalla.

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    *eyes start to water and sting*

    Man this is going to be hard.

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