I got fired from a steakery I was working at because this other guy kept talking shit and shoving me and thrusting a knife at me etc
finally I just shoved him into a tray of baked potatoes
it was an accident, I just meant to shove him a little bit but he was at least a head shorter and 50 pounds lighter
he just crashed onto the scalding-hot buttered spuds and they were all over him, burning him and he's freaking out and people are like WHAT THE FUCK COHEN and my manager just walks in and says You're Fired
I got fired from a steakery I was working at because this other guy kept talking shit and shoving me and thrusting a knife at me etc
finally I just shoved him into a tray of baked potatoes
it was an accident, I just meant to shove him a little bit but he was at least a head shorter and 50 pounds lighter
he just crashed onto the scalding-hot buttered spuds and they were all over him, burning him and he's freaking out and people are like WHAT THE FUCK COHEN and my manager just walks in and says You're Fired
I got fired from a steakery I was working at because this other guy kept talking shit and shoving me and thrusting a knife at me etc
finally I just shoved him into a tray of baked potatoes
it was an accident, I just meant to shove him a little bit but he was at least a head shorter and 50 pounds lighter
he just crashed onto the scalding-hot buttered spuds and they were all over him, burning him and he's freaking out and people are like WHAT THE FUCK COHEN and my manager just walks in and says You're Fired
you showed him who the real manly man was though, right
Why is it always when I want to get a driver it's always from the slowest fucking server everrrrrrrrrr
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Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
edited May 2009
I once pushed a kid into a display cabinet and smashed the glass. The entire window just popped out of the frame then smashed when it hit the floor, it was pretty cool.
I once pushed a kid into a display cabinet and smashed the glass. The entire window just popped out of the frame then smashed when it hit the floor, it was pretty cool.
Yeah? One time I shattered my shower's glass frame just by looking at it.
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BroloBroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered Userregular
edited May 2009
I got bitten by a retard once!
I also backhanded the tard to the floor.
The entire incident caused about $10 000 worth of damages to my store.
I once pushed a kid into a display cabinet and smashed the glass. The entire window just popped out of the frame then smashed when it hit the floor, it was pretty cool.
Yeah? One time I shattered my shower's glass frame just by looking at it.
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I never really cared about it though.
I say this because I have good friends who I hung out a lot with who assured me highschool was traumatic because of the bullying.
Satans..... hints.....
finally I just shoved him into a tray of baked potatoes
it was an accident, I just meant to shove him a little bit but he was at least a head shorter and 50 pounds lighter
he just crashed onto the scalding-hot buttered spuds and they were all over him, burning him and he's freaking out and people are like WHAT THE FUCK COHEN and my manager just walks in and says You're Fired
Well, they promise to teach 'Knife and shovel fighting.'.
Apparently it's using an entrenching shovel as a weapon. I expect it's more than just 'hit the guy with the shovel until he's dead'.
haha
I seriously don't know why I was in that class, though
I mean I wasn't a very active kid, yeah, but I didn't have any disabilities or anything
And then did you say, yeah and he's FRIED!
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you showed him who the real manly man was though, right
middle school was another story, but I was a geek and I figured it came with the territory
Good thing I was small and ducked that shit and ran
well I mean what else are you going to do with the shovel aside from hitting him?
I guess you could try to bury him with it.
DOWNLOAD FASTER
that you know of
did you think that maybe you do have a disability, but everyone is simply too polite to tell you that you have it?
we all just pretend like you're a normal dude
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxLXxS7X5BY
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In my mind you learn to duel another man who is also carrying a shovel.
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Yeah? One time I shattered my shower's glass frame just by looking at it.
I also backhanded the tard to the floor.
The entire incident caused about $10 000 worth of damages to my store.
then I carved the word RAPIST into his chest
I am imagining the different ways this played out and every single way is hilarious
Did you know that they come off their tracks and swing open? I didn't!
Pretty sure he made a thread about it once.
mmmm, tacos
Did you get yourself checked
come back Javen
otherwise Imma have to hop a train to Boston for drinks
With Mind Bullets?
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Turns into a 'tard with the full moon
Well I got super retard strength right after and Norman Osborn beat up my aunt.
I wonder why that is
what
WHAT
but I am soooo broooooooke
To be fair, he was being kind of a dick
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there is no way to combat the onion tearing thing than a sharp knife, smooth cutting and working quickly