Did you hit an old lady while on a date? Then had the old lady taken away in an ambulance? And then broke up with the date? Cuz.... if not, you're not a bad driver.
Did you hit an old lady while on a date? Then had the old lady taken away in an ambulance? And then broke up with the date? Cuz.... if not, you're not a bad driver.
I don't think I'm a bad driver in general, I just had a few moments today that were subpar and embarrassing and I should've known better.
All drivin' a red sports car with a body kit and spoiler, top down, shades on, screeching out of every intersection, honking at the hot bitches, speeding in 25 mph zones with my huge penis.
All drivin' a red sports car with a body kit and spoiler, top down, shades on, screeching out of every intersection, honking at the hot bitches, speeding in 25 mph zones with my huge penis.
Everyone knows that people who drives cars like that are compensating for something. You're just compensating for your huge penis
Did you hit an old lady while on a date? Then had the old lady taken away in an ambulance? And then broke up with the date? Cuz.... if not, you're not a bad driver.
did you somehow hit a old lady while on a date with a car
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NappuccinoSurveyor of Things and StuffRegistered Userregular
edited May 2009
He was driving his date when he hit an old lady car.
If not just to spite Guitar Hero and what it has become.
In other news, I just watched by dog attack two giant geese in my yard. Surprisingly they completely abandoned their two baby and retreated to the river. I was kinda expecting my terrier to get his ass kicked since he was both outnumbered and a fraction of their size.
To make amends I went down the hill to feed the bird family some bread.
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That's all i wanted... someone that can relate.
hahah nice
Let me find my ceremonial robe and hat and ready my fannie pack with the required reagents.
Someone needs to get a lock of Mr. Ross' beard hair and a toe nail clipping.
Statistically speaking, in heterosexual relationships, this is the most frequent way the act goes down.
Am I so horrible because I only wish for wii games that use the gamecube controller?
I don't think I'm a bad driver in general, I just had a few moments today that were subpar and embarrassing and I should've known better.
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All drivin' a red sports car with a body kit and spoiler, top down, shades on, screeching out of every intersection, honking at the hot bitches, speeding in 25 mph zones with my huge penis.
Everyone knows that people who drives cars like that are compensating for something. You're just compensating for your huge penis
I'm compensating for my ENORMOUS penis.
did you somehow hit a old lady while on a date with a car
If not just to spite Guitar Hero and what it has become.
In other news, I just watched by dog attack two giant geese in my yard. Surprisingly they completely abandoned their two baby and retreated to the river. I was kinda expecting my terrier to get his ass kicked since he was both outnumbered and a fraction of their size.
To make amends I went down the hill to feed the bird family some bread.
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(I mean, more so than you already have with your tale of improving goose-human relations).