Sneaking never seemed necessary to me. It's not like they have the right to inspect your bag or pockets.
My roommate and I went to go watch Hot Fuzz, and as we were paying for our tickets, the guy ahead of us wasn't allowed in because he literally had a grocery bag full of taco bell. He threw a fit and started yelling, but they still wouldn't let him in. So he sat there and ate 5 pounds of taco bell in 10 minutes and got in time for the beginning of the showing.
Sneaking never seemed necessary to me. It's not like they have the right to inspect your bag or pockets.
My roommate and I went to go watch Hot Fuzz, and as we were paying for our tickets, the guy ahead of us wasn't allowed in because he literally had a grocery bag full of taco bell. He threw a fit and started yelling, but they still wouldn't let him in. So he sat there and ate 5 pounds of taco bell in 10 minutes and got in time for the beginning of the showing.
And let me guess, as the credits were rolling, he exploded.
The theater near where I work sells $2 Nathan's Hot Dogs and has a full ice cream shop in it. The "artsy" side of it (mostly limited release movies, 'only in New York and LA' except we're in a Chicago suburb and we still get them suckers!) has a full bar and pool tables. Sooooo....
Fruit flavored licorice. They're not great, but at least they're better than licorice.
Personally, my candy of choice is Sour Patch Kids.
"Better than licorice" is akin to saying "better than someone putting your balls in a vice".
Yeah, it may be true, but...
I always see Twizzlers at the concession stand at movie theaters and I wonder who actually buys them.
"Sir, I would like to buy some overpriced candies ... hmmm ... give me the strawberry flavored wax straws. I oh so hate Nestle Crunch, Sour Patch Kids, Raisinets, and Sweet Tarts and would prefer a $4 bag of horrible Twizzlers."
There is nothing better than a slushy with some Red Vines (NOT Twizzlers). Bite off the ends of the Red Vine, stick it in the slushy and suck. Edible straw. After you get your bit of slushy, you eat the Red Vine. Something about the cold of a slushy that changed Red Vines into pure awesome.
It's hard for me to imagine anyone buying anything from a concession stand. Theaters are rarely all that far from a mall or supermarket where you can get a whole bag of candy for the price of a theater's box.
Literally just a few yards from the entrance to the theater near where I used to live there is a Candy Shop.
They even have a few theater seats in the store in front of a screen constantly playing Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
All of the theatres in my area let you bring in shit from the stores in the surrounding mall, which really means you can bring in anything, since I doubt they pay attention to what you're bringing in.
Sneaking never seemed necessary to me. It's not like they have the right to inspect your bag or pockets.
My roommate and I went to go watch Hot Fuzz, and as we were paying for our tickets, the guy ahead of us wasn't allowed in because he literally had a grocery bag full of taco bell. He threw a fit and started yelling, but they still wouldn't let him in. So he sat there and ate 5 pounds of taco bell in 10 minutes and got in time for the beginning of the showing.
And let me guess, as the credits were rolling, he exploded.
Almost. As the credits were rolling, everyone seated behind him exploded.
here y'all... for all Ramen chefs out there. MY Awesome Ramen recipe
throw some ground beef in a skillet. Season it generously with ground cumin, a lot of crushed red pepper, garlic powder, a gang of california or new mexico chili powder (the meat is reddish in color on my plate), a touch of ground clove, sprinkle ground corriander seed on it, black pepper, and salt. mind you, I just fuckin pour these spices in, so I have NO FUCKING CLUE on the correct measurements to get it right... it just seems to happen that way.
at the same time, in another pot, boil water and add ramen noodles (minus the seasoning packet and break up the noodles before throwing them into water).
drain the water completely from the noodles, then throw the ground beef in it and stir completely. Add to it three slices of american cheese (torn into pieces) and throw it all on a plate. Enjoy with a near arctic cold bottle of beer.
eveyr time I make this, my wife will come off of any stupid diet she's on to eat it. she complains 'cause it's sooooo fuckin hot (I don't skimp AT ALL on the crushed pepper), but eats it anyways.
American Cheese is not food. It is coloured plastic.
Some friends and I were hanging out and playing video games the other night. One of them gets up, comes back with a Kraft cheese single and starts eating it. Straight.
Every one of us were just like "Dude wtf!? That's like taking a Velveeta log and just scarfing down on it!"
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And we were just talking about how processed American cheese isn't really food in the slightest?
I'm so sorry my post failed to entertain you.
Exactly. So why the shocked reaction to effectively eating Velveeta? Or eating Velveeta for that matter?
There's nothing wrong with cheese that can be left out in a box for days (or longer) at a time. That's the quintessential food that shouldn't exist by any reasonable measure.
And we were just talking about how processed American cheese isn't really food in the slightest?
I'm so sorry my post failed to entertain you.
You need to punch it up - The DEVIL serves processed cheese to the DAMNED in the ninth level of Hell for ALL ETERNITY!!
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Well, he did die right after eating it in a fiery explosion, complete with demonic laughing as his headless corpse was dragged down to the depths of Processed Cheese Hell.
Did I not mention that?
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stuck a stapler in there once.
and a couple or three barbie dolls.
no, i don't remember why.
and sneaking was simply just because it was fun. It was like.. the opposite of shoplifting or something.
alright, i led a boring adolescense.
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My roommate and I went to go watch Hot Fuzz, and as we were paying for our tickets, the guy ahead of us wasn't allowed in because he literally had a grocery bag full of taco bell. He threw a fit and started yelling, but they still wouldn't let him in. So he sat there and ate 5 pounds of taco bell in 10 minutes and got in time for the beginning of the showing.
And let me guess, as the credits were rolling, he exploded.
There is nothing better than a slushy with some Red Vines (NOT Twizzlers). Bite off the ends of the Red Vine, stick it in the slushy and suck. Edible straw. After you get your bit of slushy, you eat the Red Vine. Something about the cold of a slushy that changed Red Vines into pure awesome.
All of the theatres in my area let you bring in shit from the stores in the surrounding mall, which really means you can bring in anything, since I doubt they pay attention to what you're bringing in.
Almost. As the credits were rolling, everyone seated behind him exploded.
Just had it today in a French Canadian restaurant and this fucker is the best meal from the other dishes I tried - escargot is 2nd best.
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Take that brown thing off the center though. Ugh.
I guess when you can get poutine at any A&W, Harvey's, KFC, and McDonalds, something like that would sound surprising.
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It's a French restaurant - but the owner's actually French Canadian.
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God help you if a moose finds some in a back alley dumpster.
throw some ground beef in a skillet. Season it generously with ground cumin, a lot of crushed red pepper, garlic powder, a gang of california or new mexico chili powder (the meat is reddish in color on my plate), a touch of ground clove, sprinkle ground corriander seed on it, black pepper, and salt. mind you, I just fuckin pour these spices in, so I have NO FUCKING CLUE on the correct measurements to get it right... it just seems to happen that way.
at the same time, in another pot, boil water and add ramen noodles (minus the seasoning packet and break up the noodles before throwing them into water).
drain the water completely from the noodles, then throw the ground beef in it and stir completely. Add to it three slices of american cheese (torn into pieces) and throw it all on a plate. Enjoy with a near arctic cold bottle of beer.
eveyr time I make this, my wife will come off of any stupid diet she's on to eat it. she complains 'cause it's sooooo fuckin hot (I don't skimp AT ALL on the crushed pepper), but eats it anyways.
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It's not like egg noodles and real cheese are noticeably more expensive than instant and processed.
Some friends and I were hanging out and playing video games the other night. One of them gets up, comes back with a Kraft cheese single and starts eating it. Straight.
Every one of us were just like "Dude wtf!? That's like taking a Velveeta log and just scarfing down on it!"
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Nowadays, I'd accuse my parents of child abuse if they tried to serve me that.
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And we were just talking about how processed American cheese isn't really food in the slightest?
I'm so sorry my post failed to entertain you.
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Exactly. So why the shocked reaction to effectively eating Velveeta? Or eating Velveeta for that matter?
There's nothing wrong with cheese that can be left out in a box for days (or longer) at a time. That's the quintessential food that shouldn't exist by any reasonable measure.
Anyone want to beta read a paranormal mystery novella? Here's your chance.
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You need to punch it up - The DEVIL serves processed cheese to the DAMNED in the ninth level of Hell for ALL ETERNITY!!
:P
Well, he did die right after eating it in a fiery explosion, complete with demonic laughing as his headless corpse was dragged down to the depths of Processed Cheese Hell.
Did I not mention that?
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I'm hesitant to ask, but what else would you make fruit punch with?
HFCS and artificial colours and flavors.