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bonK's Guitar Theory for Assholes and Pederasts

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i am pretty cool i must admit







    oh the band

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited March 2007
    NOT YOU FALLOUT

    YOU ARE A FAG

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Man I like fallout boy

    That's fine. But they play their instruments like retarded monkeys.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited March 2007
    most people play with pretty bad technique

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I swear they play from the goddamned shoulder.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    NOT YOU FALLOUT

    YOU ARE A FAG

    guilty~

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    AximAxim Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    if you are going to write lyrics make sure they are as close as possible to this time tested and arguably flawless formula.

    DO NOT attempt to use anything other than a maximum of three (3) power chords throughout the progression or you may run the risk of overshadowing the powerful message conveyed in the lyrics.

    substitute gaps for emotional verbs and nouns

    Do you ever feel like _____ down?
    Do you ever feel out of _____ ?
    Like somehow you just don't _____
    And no one understands _____
    Do you ever wanna _____ away?
    Do you lock yourself in your _____ ?
    With the _____ on turned up so loud
    That no one hears you _____

    CHORUS
    No you don't know what it's like
    When nothing feels all right
    You don't know what it's like
    To be like me

    To be _____
    To feel _____
    To be left out in the _____
    To be _____ when you're down
    To feel like you've been _____ around
    To be on the edge of _____ down
    And no one's there to _____ you
    No you don't know what it's like
    Welcome to my _____

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    What's your point?

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    AximAxim Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    durrrrr

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Well, I got that much already.

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    The CheeseThe Cheese Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Mavinash wrote: »
    Unless you're arpeggiating the chord, if you want a muted sound, play a smaller chord shape.

    Arpeggiating what? I'm talking mostly power chords.

    You can't mute two string at once?

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    MishraMishra Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Wow, Awesome thread so far. So riddle me this oh PA guitar gods. When someone says play a chord in first position, or second position what do they mean? i know it comes from violins, but I've always wondered.

    Also since this seems like a decent place to ask, anyone have a Rockman Sustainor they'd be willing to unload?

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    "Give a man a fire, he's warm for the night. Set a man on fire he's warm for the rest of his life."
    -Terry Pratchett
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    oh my goodness look what today brings

    sg-1.jpg

    why, hello new sg

    i am pleased to make your aquaintance

    i think i will call you yog-sothoth

    Knob on
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    candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    yeah man the sg is pretty great but throw a shirt on or something before you go posting about it

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    i was in bed when the ups guy came

    aint no time for shirts

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    candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    excuses aside

    that is hairy

    and gross

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob do you sleep in the buff?

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    just boxers

    ya'll are lucky i even took a moment to throw some shorts on

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    AximAxim Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    the beauty of the sg is offset nicely by the sheer horror of the chest/crt monitor combination

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I like to sleep nude

    stupid roommate doesn't approve

    but he's just an uptight dude

    there is never enough lube

    it almost rhymes with enough imagination

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i didn't sleep naked until i finally lived alone and discovered it is hella comfortable

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    Axim wrote: »
    the beauty of the sg is offset nicely by the sheer horror of the chest/crt monitor combination

    crts more accurately represent color and also it is proven that other sorts of monitors emit radiation that makes you want to fuck dogs

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I just bought a red telecaster, was that a great decision?

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Axim your sig is too tall

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    FAQ wrote: »
    I just bought a red telecaster, was that a great decision?

    yes

    teles are rad

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    AzraelAzrael Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    That's a Gibson right, not an Epiphone copy? Mine is the G400 copy of the classic design with a red wood finish, sooo pretty.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    Axim your sig is too tall

    let's all bitch about it

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    oh my goodness look what today brings

    sg-1.jpg

    why, hello new sg

    i am pleased to make your aquaintance

    i think i will call you yog-sothoth

    that is sexy


    and the guitar looks really cool too!!!!!!

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    AximAxim Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    Axim your sig is too tall
    raneados your mother is too tall but do you see me posting about it

    and knob i will not submit to your propaganda crt's emit way more radiation that lcds. i'm a designer so the colours do kind of matter but really its close enough that i'm willing to sacrifice flawless colour reproduction for sleek and sensual elegance

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    So I signed up for a basic guitar class next semester. I hope I actually get some thing out of it

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    QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    oh my goodness look what today brings

    sg-1.jpg

    why, hello new sg

    i am pleased to make your aquaintance

    i think i will call you yog-sothoth

    I thought you were getting a Goddess you faggot.

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    I'm so tired of partying.
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    after looking at the goddesses real close it only has one volume pot and one tone pot and pfft fuck that

    i guess they think girls are too dumb to work four knobs

    so ebony sg special it is

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    HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    but girls can work multiple knobs at once if porn is to be believed

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    SUPERSUGASUPERSUGA Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I was given my strat copy by a friend. It's been heavily modified with new pickups and electronics but has the maker name sanded off the headstock so I'm completely unable to identify it. It's from some time in the 80s though.

    I now think it's an Encore, which might be upsetting.

    I also got a JCM800 Combo from the same guy for super cheap. I'm glad I met him.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited June 2008
    I think seeing as the last post in this thread was last fucking year you could probably have guessed that it was dead.

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