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Woman Uses Jackhammer as Dildo. Woman dies.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    mully wrote: »
    aren't jackhammers like chisels at the bottom? i can understand how the uh violent vibration might be attractive but it is a CHISEL

    mysst: really?? doesn't that just make you want to kill him??

    (my roommate intentionally does that to me because it bothers me just as much.)

    I assume some sort of plastic penis-shaped device was stuck on the end

    Nobody would just rape themselves with the sharp end of a jackhammer

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    aren't jackhammers like chisels at the bottom? i can understand how the uh violent vibration might be attractive but it is a CHISEL

    mysst: really?? doesn't that just make you want to kill him??

    (my roommate intentionally does that to me because it bothers me just as much.)

    I assume some sort of plastic penis-shaped device was stuck on the end

    Nobody would just rape themselves with the sharp end of a jackhammer

    see, i wanted to assume that as well
    but - i haven't read the full article yet - does it say anywhere that she did have something attached?

    because i mean - yeah, who would want to rape themselves with the sharp end of a jackhammer

    in their driveway

    with a jackhammer

    in their driveway

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    mully wrote: »
    aren't jackhammers like chisels at the bottom? i can understand how the uh violent vibration might be attractive but it is a CHISEL

    Yeah, that's what I was wondering too. Like, I don't see anything about her trying to fit it with something, like oh she attached a dildo the jackhammer and then went to town...

    And then to turn on it did she have like...a..

    no no no

    none of this adds up at all!

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The article doesn't mention a fake weiner on the end but I just can't believe there wouldn't be

    vaginas are a lot softer then concrete

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    The article doesn't mention a fake weiner on the end but I just can't believe there wouldn't be

    vaginas are a lot softer then concrete
    I wouldn't say a lot

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Maybe she had some cement up there.

    and was just trying to get it out.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    mully wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    aren't jackhammers like chisels at the bottom? i can understand how the uh violent vibration might be attractive but it is a CHISEL

    mysst: really?? doesn't that just make you want to kill him??

    (my roommate intentionally does that to me because it bothers me just as much.)

    I assume some sort of plastic penis-shaped device was stuck on the end

    Nobody would just rape themselves with the sharp end of a jackhammer

    see, i wanted to assume that as well
    but - i haven't read the full article yet - does it say anywhere that she did have something attached?

    because i mean - yeah, who would want to rape themselves with the sharp end of a jackhammer

    in their driveway

    with a jackhammer

    in their driveway

    And how the fuck would you have gotten that in the house, Ms smartypants?

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    nah, it's fake, the archive site that it links to is from 1998 and the website doesn't have a record of that story

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    GameGrrlGameGrrl Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I've broken off larger and harder things with my vagina before!

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Haha, her moans of "distress".

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    nah, it's fake, the archive site that it links to is from 1998 and the website doesn't have a record of that story

    And as far as I can tell, there is no Arndale, OK.

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    poor bajingo

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    aren't jackhammers like chisels at the bottom? i can understand how the uh violent vibration might be attractive but it is a CHISEL

    mysst: really?? doesn't that just make you want to kill him??

    (my roommate intentionally does that to me because it bothers me just as much.)

    I assume some sort of plastic penis-shaped device was stuck on the end

    Nobody would just rape themselves with the sharp end of a jackhammer

    see, i wanted to assume that as well
    but - i haven't read the full article yet - does it say anywhere that she did have something attached?

    because i mean - yeah, who would want to rape themselves with the sharp end of a jackhammer

    in their driveway

    with a jackhammer

    in their driveway

    And how the fuck would you have gotten that in the house, Ms smartypants?

    door?

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    This should provide a valuable lesson to any of you women who might want to use power tools.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    This should provide a valuable lesson to any of you women who might want to use power tools.

    man, i saw this benny benassi music video one time

    hoo boy

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    This should provide a valuable lesson to any of you women who might want to use power tools.

    man, i saw this benny benassi music video one time

    hoo boy

    yes sir. Great video

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Furu wrote: »
    Morgenstern wrote: »
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    Goddamn he was the FRESHEST looking dude

    fixed

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Was I the only one turned on by this?

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Dislexic wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    This should provide a valuable lesson to any of you women who might want to use power tools.

    man, i saw this benny benassi music video one time

    hoo boy

    yes sir. Great video

    My friend sent me that video in eighth grade it made me feel awkward

    Still unsettles me

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    OmegaTofuNinja wrote: »
    Was I the only one turned on by this?

    It confused the hell out me, actually.

    I've never even been to Arndale.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    OmegaTofuNinja wrote: »
    Was I the only one turned on by this?

    It confused the hell out me, actually.

    I've never even been to Arndale.

    No one has.

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    GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    I work with a guy that always, always sends double question marks when asking something. so fucking annoying.

    He is just REALLY asking the question. Like... hard.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/weird/Woman-Severely-Injured-in-Sex-ToyPower-Tool-Encounter.html

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/weird/Woman-Severely-Injured-in-Sex-ToyPower-Tool-Encounter.html
    that's fantastic.

    who would have thought a saw could cut through things.

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    another slice, anyone?

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    roast beef joke

    ugh

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So did the authorities not realise she had died by cramming a jackhammer up her wotsit first time round?

    "Yeah, on closer inspection, it would appear that there is some kind of power tool, possibly a jackhammer inserted in the victim's vagina."

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Maybe she was having sex with Cal and they couldn't tell?

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Okay internet quick should I take another vyvanse capsule and become the ultimate in strange robotic focus / heart palpitations

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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    The article doesn't mention a fake weiner on the end but I just can't believe there wouldn't be

    vaginas are a lot softer then concrete
    I wouldn't say a lot

    A great deal maybe?

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    This should provide a valuable lesson to any of you women who might want to use power tools.

    man, i saw this benny benassi music video one time

    hoo boy

    what video is this sir

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i love my state

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    This should provide a valuable lesson to any of you women who might want to use power tools.

    man, i saw this benny benassi music video one time

    hoo boy

    what video is this sir

    Satisfaction is the name of the song

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    Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I want this story to be real soooo badly.

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    FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Sir Platypus wrote: »
    I want this story to be real soooo badly.

    But it's not

    you'll have to make it real

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    Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Step 1: Obtain a vagina.

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    FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Easily purchased in your local convenience store.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    fuck that
    just dig one up

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    fuck that
    just dig one up

    They're best fresh though.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Fuck you, Internet. Fuck you and your sicko death sex.

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    Fuck off and die.
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