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Last Night in New Phalland - Village Victory

Casual EddyCasual Eddy Don't despair.Not even over the fact that you don't despair.Registered User regular
edited June 2009 in Debate and/or Discourse
To Sir Phalla
The Year of Our Lord 1607

It gives me no small amount of pleasure my Lord, to inform you of the success of our expedition! We have reached the New World unscathed, with the crew and the Mayfair intact. The seas were quiet, and we were able to avoid interaction with the foul Spanish and French navies. We have made landfall in this new, wondrous continent, which I have deemed appropriate to christen after our Lord and Benefactor – New Phalland! I know you will be well pleased to receive this news in your country estate.

The warnings you gave me earlier seem to be without merit, I am pleased to say. This land is as peaceful and enchanting as I have ever seen. I foresee absolutely no difficulty in setting up a colony in the name of empire, and seizing this land and its inhabitants for the glory of the Queen! This is the task you have appointed me, and I shall not fail.

It would do well to note that while the townsfolk are building a settlement with all due haste, there have been a few minor difficulties. There seems to be some difficulty with the ship’s manifest, as the Magistrate and Mayor cannot seem to line up the inhabitants with the names listed. Some of the Mayfair’s cargo seems to have shifted during our journey as well. I was also somewhat disturbed to find a number of corpses had washed up on the beach during our first few nights here. The Captain of the Guard discovered them and we have kept this to ourselves currently, as I see no reason to excite the colonists. The bodies appeared to be swollen in a manner quite grotesque, and their bodies were bloated and filled with noxious gasses. Despite my endeavors, I could not identify them. Most puzzling of all is that none of our passengers died or vanished during transit.

It is, in all probability, a minor manner. The Captain of the Guard suggested that perhaps a few Spanish curs fell overboard drunk on Spanish Liquor and African Prostitutes. There may be a Spanish vessel nearby, so I have elected to keep the Mayfair anchored a few more days until it returns to the home country.

I must again express my excitement and gratitude for this opportunity, My Lord. I will do you and the empire proud, and I shall spread light even to this faraway land.

Yours truly,
Sir Eddy The Casual

Welcome to New Phalland, colonist! The queen has ordered that the New World be acquired for the glory of the empire. As a man (or a woman or child ordered to come to the New World), you have come to stake your claim in a bold and unconquered land. The New World is a dangerous one, and you must survive and get the colony up and running.
Standard rules apply. No PMing of roles, no photoshopping, no talking when you're dead. If you start a proboard please give me access. I'm hoping to begin the game on friday or saturday. If you miss two votes in a row you will be replaced for inactivity.

Slots:
1. DevoutlyApathetic, Murdered, Colonist
2. DasUberEdward, Murdered, Druid
3. Matrijs
4.[strike] Laos[/strike]TheLawinator, murdered, Colonist
5. Minor Second - Murdered, Assassin, Indentured Servant
6. Zandracon
7. B:L, Killed by the Vote, Voodoo Priest
8. Nocturne
9. Enlightened Bum - Killed by the vote, Colonist
10. Savant
11. JebusUD - Murdered, a Slave
12. Trus
13. Behemoth - Murdered, Indentured Servant
14. ProXimity - Murdered, Indentured Servant
15. visiblehowl
16. the lord of hats
17. Dac Vin - dead due to vote, Necromancer
18. [strike]lonelyahava[/strike] Replaced by Corbius - Murdered, Captain of the Guard
19. Talleyrand
20. SpectralSpork, murdered, colonist
21. Kime murdered, a thief
22. GrimmyTOA murdered, indentured servant
23. TehSpectre killed by the vote, colonist
24. iamtheaznman
25. Timothy Leary et. all, murdered, slave
26. godmode
27. oldmanken killed by the vote, colonist
28. RocketSauce
29. Kid Presentable murdered, The Mayor
30. Powerpuppies murdered, The Priest
31. Cinders killed by the vote, The Infiltrator
32. MetroidZoid dead due to inactivity, Colonist
33. Evilbob
34. Campy
35. Variable, murdered, The Magistrate
36. Kagera murdered, Colonist

RESERVES
1.[strike] Corbius[/strike]
2. [strike]TheLawinator[/strike]
3. ShadowThomas
4. Dunadan019
5. Malkor
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Elki wrote: »

Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
tyrannus wrote: »
Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

gotta update that stuff man
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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Sign up.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    sign up

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  • MatrijsMatrijs Registered User
    edited June 2009
    I think I'll have a go.

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  • LaOsLaOs Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    In Lime, you say?

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  • Minor SecondMinor Second Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Sign me up

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Well is it New Phallend or New Phalland? Make up your mind, sir!

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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    !sign up

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    Well is it New Phallend or New Phalland? Make up your mind, sir!
    Less questions, more lime.

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    Well is it New Phallend or New Phalland? Make up your mind, sir!
    Less questions, more lime.

    How about lime questions?

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    !Let's do better than those Roanoke fools

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    !sign up

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    Herbert Hoover got 40% of the vote in 1932. Friendly reminder.
    Warren 2020
  • SavantSavant Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    !sign up

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Caaba Beankomy XobthroRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    SIGN UP!!!! WOOO!

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    And I won, so you lose,
    Guess it always comes down to.
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    edited June 2009
    !Sign up

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    edited June 2009
    !Sign up

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    edited June 2009
    !Sign up

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Don't despair. Not even over the fact that you don't despair.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Huh... whoops I guess it's new phalland after all

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    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN UP!

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    I die evry tiem in Sekiro on Twitch
  • The Lord of HatsThe Lord of Hats Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Signeth me up.

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  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    !NO! This is not a goddamn totem you aboriginals!

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ..........isn't aborigines?

    Wait, that's in my spellcheck.

    Well that was a weird wiki trip.

    In sum: Nevermind.

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    !I like Corn

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  • TalleyrandTalleyrand Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    !Sign up

    Yeah, I'm new to this and expect to be discombobulated all to hell, but hey, it looks fun.

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited June 2009
    Sign up!

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Sign up please!

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  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Will this be done by next Thursday, if all goes according to plan?

    If so, !sign up. If not, I should sit this one out.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I haven't played in a while.

    !Sign up

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  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User
    edited June 2009
    !Sign up

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I've never phalla'd before someone link or explain the rules please

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    I haven't played in a while.

    !Sign up

    Oh fuck this I'm withdrawing then.

    Edit: In case anyone else is as confused as Spectral, this is not a real withdrawal, but instead what some refer to as a "joke."

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited June 2009
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  • The Lord of HatsThe Lord of Hats Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    All you have to do is vote TehSpectre out on day 4. As long as you do that, there should be no problem.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Spork has the right of it.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    All you have to do is vote TehSpectre out on day 4. As long as you do that, there should be no problem.
    No, Day 5. He's always evil if he lives past Day Four.

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    That better Spectral?

    Edit: And don't worry Burnothy, I will help you out. Just let me know what your role PM says and I'll tell you what to do.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ...needs more funny.

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited June 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    That better Spectral?

    Edit: And don't worry Burnothy, I will help you out. Just let me know what your role PM says and I'll tell you what to do.

    It's only better if someone DIES.

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    That better Spectral?

    Edit: And don't worry Burnothy, I will help you out. Just let me know what your role PM says and I'll tell you what to do.

    It's only better if someone DIES.

    Kime anyone?

    I don't hear any objections.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    That better Spectral?

    Edit: And don't worry Burnothy, I will help you out. Just let me know what your role PM says and I'll tell you what to do.

    It's only better if someone DIES.

    Kime anyone?

    I don't hear any objections.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Don't despair. Not even over the fact that you don't despair.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    it's appropriate that ace looks sort of freaked out in that picture

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    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
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