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[L4D I & II] More details, link in OP. Also, behave.

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  • DarlanDarlan Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Robman wrote: »
    My buddy just finished his semester and picked up the orange box for ten bucks earlier this year... I'm so jealous of the fact that he's going to experience the HL2 series for the first time in the coming months.
    I wonder if people who start with 2 won't really get what's going on with the G-man. (Well, no one does, but how Gordon and him met and how he his under his employ and control seem pretty central to the Half Life 2 arc, what with "Did you know your contract was up to the highest bidder" and the Vortigaunt power struggle and all that.)

    I'm sure it's hard to go and play HL1 as it is for the first time today. Here's hoping Black Mesa doesn't suck.

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  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User
    edited June 2009
    What is wrong with you.
    Also, I did not know that, I haven't played any of the Half-Life games. Does this mean something is spoiled for me?

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  • Zombie MonkeyZombie Monkey Registered User
    edited June 2009
    Go back and play episode two, actually there are probably clips on youtube, dont play ep 2

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  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Darlan wrote: »
    Robman wrote: »
    My buddy just finished his semester and picked up the orange box for ten bucks earlier this year... I'm so jealous of the fact that he's going to experience the HL2 series for the first time in the coming months.
    I wonder if people who start with 2 won't really get what's going on with the G-man. (Well, no one does, but how Gordon and him met and how he his under his employ and control seem pretty central to the Half Life 2 arc, what with "Did you know your contract was up to the highest bidder" and the Vortigaunt power struggle and all that.)

    I'm sure it's hard to go and play HL1 as it is for the first time today. Here's hoping Black Mesa doesn't suck.

    Oh he played the shit out of HL1 back in the day, just became all artsy and guitar playing in university so he never picked up HL2 when it came out.

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  • Zombie MonkeyZombie Monkey Registered User
    edited June 2009
    What is wrong with you.
    Also, I did not know that, I haven't played any of the Half-Life games. Does this mean something is spoiled for me?

    It is a pretty big spoiler yes, i imagine hl2 and the episodes will make more sense to you knowing it though, so thats a positive cause its hard to tell whats going on alot of the time

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  • Professor PhobosProfessor Phobos Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Go back and play episode two, actually there are probably clips on youtube, dont play ep 2

    NEVER LISTEN TO MONKEY

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  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User
    edited June 2009
    What is wrong with you.
    Also, I did not know that, I haven't played any of the Half-Life games. Does this mean something is spoiled for me?

    It is a pretty big spoiler yes, i imagine hl2 and the episodes will make more sense to you knowing it though, so thats a positive cause its hard to tell whats going on alot of the time

    Great. Thanks.

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  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    What is wrong with you.
    Also, I did not know that, I haven't played any of the Half-Life games. Does this mean something is spoiled for me?

    It is a pretty big spoiler yes, i imagine hl2 and the episodes will make more sense to you knowing it though, so thats a positive cause its hard to tell whats going on alot of the time

    Great. Thanks.

    Go play HL2 EP1 EP2 nothing has been spoiled of import, Zombie is on fucking atomic sludge crack or something

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  • Zombie MonkeyZombie Monkey Registered User
    edited June 2009
    Im very sorry actually, but in my defence the games been out a long long time, its not recent by any means and id wager 99% of l4d players play and have hl2 so i thought i was clear

    Id spoiler it now but im jailed

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  • LavaKnightLavaKnight Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Go back and play episode two, actually there are probably clips on youtube, dont play ep 2

    NEVER LISTEN TO MONKEY

    Especially Zombie Monkey. That's like rule #1

    I remember a time when he thought it was a good idea to defend a truck bed on the Dead Air finale survival. He's always coming up with crazy and foreign ideas.

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  • enderjsvenderjsv Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    What is wrong with you.
    Also, I did not know that, I haven't played any of the Half-Life games. Does this mean something is spoiled for me?

    It is a pretty big spoiler yes, i imagine hl2 and the episodes will make more sense to you knowing it though, so thats a positive cause its hard to tell whats going on alot of the time

    Great. Thanks.

    Quaz, I'm gonna level with you, Monkey's full of shit. Just thought you'd like to know.
    Alyx is a T-rex

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  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User
    edited June 2009
    It's okay, I don't expect people to spoiler old popular game stuff unless they're really key spoilers, like that part in Bioshock. I am just giving you a hard time.

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  • Zombie MonkeyZombie Monkey Registered User
    edited June 2009
    LavaKnight wrote: »
    Go back and play episode two, actually there are probably clips on youtube, dont play ep 2

    NEVER LISTEN TO MONKEY

    Especially Zombie Monkey. That's like rule #1

    I remember a time when he thought it was a good idea to defend a truck bed on the Dead Air finale survival. He's always coming up with crazy and foreign ideas.

    16 golds bitch :D i got dead air with pubs :O

    I got church with you, and i thank you for it :D and drains aswell :D

    <3 Lava

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  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    enderjsv wrote: »
    What is wrong with you.
    Also, I did not know that, I haven't played any of the Half-Life games. Does this mean something is spoiled for me?

    It is a pretty big spoiler yes, i imagine hl2 and the episodes will make more sense to you knowing it though, so thats a positive cause its hard to tell whats going on alot of the time

    Great. Thanks.

    Quaz, I'm gonna level with you, Monkey's full of shit. Just thought you'd like to know.
    Alyx is a T-rex

    God stop making up shit
    Alyx is Xyla backwards, Xyla is Gordon's wife, Alyx is her clone from the mirror universe you explore in Episode 2

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  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User
    edited June 2009
    Robman wrote: »
    enderjsv wrote: »
    What is wrong with you.
    Also, I did not know that, I haven't played any of the Half-Life games. Does this mean something is spoiled for me?

    It is a pretty big spoiler yes, i imagine hl2 and the episodes will make more sense to you knowing it though, so thats a positive cause its hard to tell whats going on alot of the time

    Great. Thanks.

    Quaz, I'm gonna level with you, Monkey's full of shit. Just thought you'd like to know.
    Alyx is a T-rex

    God stop making up shit
    Alyx is Xyla backwards, Xyla is Gordon's wife, Alyx is her clone from the mirror universe you explore in Episode 2

    :0

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  • UrQuanLord88UrQuanLord88 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ITT old spoilers
    Snape kills Dumbledore
    Dumbledore is gay

    Also, ZM keeps hoping that a game changing L4D patch will be out this week.

    lol.

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  • Zombie MonkeyZombie Monkey Registered User
    edited June 2009
    So no-one is in the slight bit suspicious that Alyx and Eli look nothing alike

    And Alyx and the G-man are clearly genetically similar

    I mean come on, now you have all heard it i urge you to skip to the cutscenese of the hl series, search on youtube, and you will see the game in a whole new light

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  • LavaKnightLavaKnight Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    LavaKnight wrote: »
    Go back and play episode two, actually there are probably clips on youtube, dont play ep 2

    NEVER LISTEN TO MONKEY

    Especially Zombie Monkey. That's like rule #1

    I remember a time when he thought it was a good idea to defend a truck bed on the Dead Air finale survival. He's always coming up with crazy and foreign ideas.

    16 golds bitch :D i got dead air with pubs :O

    I got church with you, and i thank you for it :D and drains aswell :D

    <3 Lava

    =D

    I forgot to say that it was always worth it <3

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  • DissociaterDissociater Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Robman wrote: »
    enderjsv wrote: »
    What is wrong with you.
    Also, I did not know that, I haven't played any of the Half-Life games. Does this mean something is spoiled for me?

    It is a pretty big spoiler yes, i imagine hl2 and the episodes will make more sense to you knowing it though, so thats a positive cause its hard to tell whats going on alot of the time

    Great. Thanks.

    Quaz, I'm gonna level with you, Monkey's full of shit. Just thought you'd like to know.
    Alyx is a T-rex

    God stop making up shit
    Alyx is Xyla backwards, Xyla is Gordon's wife, Alyx is her clone from the mirror universe you explore in Episode 2

    Something here sounds phony...
    Xylaphony!

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  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So no-one is in the slight bit suspicious that Alyx and Eli look nothing alike

    And Alyx and the G-man are clearly genetically similar

    I mean come on, now you have all heard it i urge you to skip to the cutscenese of the hl series, search on youtube, and you will see the game in a whole new light

    Oh my god are you really this stupid or are you trolling for serious replies

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  • AntiQuoAntiQuo Registered User
    edited June 2009
    Robman wrote: »
    trolling for serious replies

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  • Zombie MonkeyZombie Monkey Registered User
    edited June 2009
    Im just saying at the end of Ep3 when you and alyx are in the G-mans office or whatever ill be the one laughing when she goes "im sorry gordon...i have to continue my fathers work" and your like "wtf" and im like "knew it"

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  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    And then she turns into philosoraptor and eats you

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  • Zombie MonkeyZombie Monkey Registered User
    edited June 2009
    She may pull off a mask or something, depends the G-man may have had sex with a human, he did say he plucked her from someone so maybe he had her with a scientist at black mesa.

    All speculation until we know what the G-man really is

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  • UrQuanLord88UrQuanLord88 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    And then the Gman uses the portal gun to bring infection to the world and we'll spot the gman in L4D2

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  • Zombie MonkeyZombie Monkey Registered User
    edited June 2009
    See this is why this thread cant have serious conversations and descends into anarchy, i raise valid points and serious debate, new ideas and sepculation and you all go off on one and start going all loopy with it taking it to extremes. Instead id rather you counter my points, but that doesnt seem to be in you guys remit, rather you all flip out and act like a drunk at a wedding

    For shame

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  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    HL3:L4D2:Episode1

    EDIT Manchester nil

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  • LavaKnightLavaKnight Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
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  • MrDelishMrDelish Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    that picture and zombie monkey should be banned from this forum

    in other news, dodge that minigun has been a huge success

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  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Can you imagine the fangasm shitstorm that would happen if Valve included a lambda symbol spraypainted on a wall in a safehouse?

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  • LavaKnightLavaKnight Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Dodge that minigun? Sounds pretty great.

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  • Zombie MonkeyZombie Monkey Registered User
    edited June 2009
    Onto brighter news, two more days for the promised l4d patch to come this week, unless they update on the weekends, which im not sure they do

    Either way the promise of "fun things" is encouraging

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  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Low gravity L4D sounds awesome, even with hunters clipping out of the levels

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Robman wrote: »
    And then she turns into philosoraptor and eats you
    Devouring me while she ponders the meaning of life? Ouch.

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  • enderjsvenderjsv Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Alyx is the love child of Zoey and Louis, kidnapped by zombies at the age of three, then rescued at the age of 5 by G-man (who himself was once a zombie before being liberated from zombie-dom by a reverse head crab). G-man erased her memory, then transported her into the future where he felt she would be able to pursue a lucradive career as a jeans model. Of course, then Gordon fucked everything up.

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  • Zombie MonkeyZombie Monkey Registered User
    edited June 2009
    She does kind of look like zoey

    Id post a picture of her and g-man and her and ely side by side but im jailed so i cant

    Ill do so when im not jailed, which at the given rate will be sometime next year :|

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  • DHS OdiumDHS Odium Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Robman wrote: »
    And then she turns into philosoraptor and eats you

    I don't know if that was intentional, but I had the hilarious image of a dinosaur spouting Socrates.

    EDIT: Damn, beaten.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Robman wrote: »
    HL3:L4D2:Episode1

    EDIT Manchester nil

    I love you for this post. Almost flawless execution of a timeless classic.

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    scarab you have mental problems
  • mastriusmastrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    enderjsv wrote: »
    Alyx is the love child of Zoey and Louis, kidnapped by zombies at the age of three, then rescued at the age of 5 by G-man (who himself was once a zombie before being liberated from zombie-dom by a reverse head crab). G-man erased her memory, then transported her into the future where he felt she would be able to pursue a lucradive career as a jeans model. Of course, then Gordon fucked everything up.

    It all suddenly makes sense...

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  • enderjsvenderjsv Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Robman wrote: »
    HL3:L4D2:Episode1

    EDIT Manchester nil

    I love you for this post. Almost flawless execution of a timeless classic.

    He stole this joke from Zero Punctuation.

    http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/10-The-Orange-Box

    Think that's the link, but I can't check because I'm at work.

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