I have actually never seen any of Dane Cook's material.
I almost want to check him out just to see if he's really as bad as everyone says or they're just exaggerating.
I actually checked out his stuff for the exact same reason, and it turns out he was as horrible and unfunny as I'd been led to believe. For the love of god, do not make the same mistake I did!
I know funny is subjective to an extent, but Dane Cook is like, the worst. Well, him and Will Ferrell.
also I already had my whole "I'm so in love with her and we're gonna be together forreeevvvvveeerrrr" phase with a separate girl
it didn't
I'm attempting to be realistic with this one
I'm just sayin'. Putting unreasonable expectations of perpetual happiness on any lady is just gonna lead to inevitable disappointment. Better to enjoy what you have without assuming it'll be around for too long.
Which makes it even better, in my experience. Enjoying every moment as if you'll never have another.
hey, I didn't say future as in "we're gonna get married"
I meant future as in "more than just a fling/fun thing"
but you're right, I'm doing my best not take it or her for granted
I love you more than I'll ever love her anyway
You're a good dude, Yaya. I'm just tryin' to look out.
But yeah, I'm seriously wicked handsome
you should come to Comic-Con and do a panel about banging my tight virgin asshole
the attendance wouldn't be great but I'd get a good souvenir out of the deal
the souvenir is AIDS
Anal is actually wildly overrated.
can you just come to Comic-Con anyway
It ain't too far away, so I guess I could be persuaded to make the trek
also I already had my whole "I'm so in love with her and we're gonna be together forreeevvvvveeerrrr" phase with a separate girl
it didn't
I'm attempting to be realistic with this one
I'm just sayin'. Putting unreasonable expectations of perpetual happiness on any lady is just gonna lead to inevitable disappointment. Better to enjoy what you have without assuming it'll be around for too long.
Which makes it even better, in my experience. Enjoying every moment as if you'll never have another.
hey, I didn't say future as in "we're gonna get married"
I meant future as in "more than just a fling/fun thing"
but you're right, I'm doing my best not take it or her for granted
I love you more than I'll ever love her anyway
You're a good dude, Yaya. I'm just tryin' to look out.
But yeah, I'm seriously wicked handsome
you should come to Comic-Con and do a panel about banging my tight virgin asshole
the attendance wouldn't be great but I'd get a good souvenir out of the deal
the souvenir is AIDS
Anal is actually wildly overrated.
can you just come to Comic-Con anyway
It ain't too far away, so I guess I could be persuaded to make the trek
oh
uh
well the tickets are sold out
I sort of assumed you'd be coming anyway
oh well, I guess I'll have to make out with you some other time
also I already had my whole "I'm so in love with her and we're gonna be together forreeevvvvveeerrrr" phase with a separate girl
it didn't
I'm attempting to be realistic with this one
I'm just sayin'. Putting unreasonable expectations of perpetual happiness on any lady is just gonna lead to inevitable disappointment. Better to enjoy what you have without assuming it'll be around for too long.
Which makes it even better, in my experience. Enjoying every moment as if you'll never have another.
hey, I didn't say future as in "we're gonna get married"
I meant future as in "more than just a fling/fun thing"
but you're right, I'm doing my best not take it or her for granted
I love you more than I'll ever love her anyway
You're a good dude, Yaya. I'm just tryin' to look out.
But yeah, I'm seriously wicked handsome
you should come to Comic-Con and do a panel about banging my tight virgin asshole
the attendance wouldn't be great but I'd get a good souvenir out of the deal
the souvenir is AIDS
Anal is actually wildly overrated.
can you just come to Comic-Con anyway
It ain't too far away, so I guess I could be persuaded to make the trek
oh
uh
well the tickets are sold out
I sort of assumed you'd be coming anyway
oh well, I guess I'll have to make out with you some other time
Psh, I'll still show up.
I have an uncanny ability to charm my way into places
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RobchamThe Rabbit Kingof your pantsRegistered Userregular
edited June 2009
hey
hey yaya
remember that thread you made about your gf's parents getting a divorce
remember that thread you made about your gf's parents getting a divorce
how did that turn out?
I'm actually not sure
as far as I can tell, her dad's sleeping on the couch because he has nowhere else to go (he was supposed to move to a new state to be with the other woman but I don't know what happened there)
but also they're apparently seeing movies together and her mother's being incredibly insecure about the whole thing, which is understandable, but my girlfriend just wants them to get it over with, particularly because of how much she dislikes her dad for the various problems he's thrusted on the family via infidelity
my girlfriend seems to be coping much better with the whole thing than she was when the bomb was first dropped, though, so that's good
did you actually want to know or is there a veiled insult in here that I'm not seeing
YaYa on
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RobchamThe Rabbit Kingof your pantsRegistered Userregular
edited June 2009
I wanted to know
because it's like a story
I wanna know how it goes
and how it ends
and coz you made a thread about it and I wanted to know what happens next
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"When I dance I raise the dead."
oh
I almost want to check him out just to see if he's really as bad as everyone says or they're just exaggerating.
u got that dutch fever?
Dude, that's Henrik Zetterberg, you are on my team now.
If you have ever seen any other comic aside from Dane Cook you have seen his material.
He is a thief.
I actually checked out his stuff for the exact same reason, and it turns out he was as horrible and unfunny as I'd been led to believe. For the love of god, do not make the same mistake I did!
I know funny is subjective to an extent, but Dane Cook is like, the worst. Well, him and Will Ferrell.
Actually, that's a tough call...
oh i know who it is, i just think it's the goofiest goddamn picture
he hugs the trophy like i want to hug his woman
face all nuzzled in her massive breasts
It's the fucking Stanley Cup.
NUZZLE AWAY!
not this year
Dammit I hate that.
yes, yes I do.
Steam
He tries to be a comedian. I've never seen him succeed.
PS4:MrZoompants
alright, i'm going to bed. i have to be somewhere in 18 hours
Somebody's been circumventing my authority.
I am still awake, I win.
I keep alternating between unemployed and ultra-employed.
Like, it's eighteen hours a day or nothing.
awww. i assume she a has a nice unpronounciable dutch name like Geertje or Annemiek?
It ain't too far away, so I guess I could be persuaded to make the trek
to fox
26 eps
it seems like there would be a thread
the title is good news everyone
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i just found out about it now woot
oh
uh
well the tickets are sold out
I sort of assumed you'd be coming anyway
oh well, I guess I'll have to make out with you some other time
Psh, I'll still show up.
I have an uncanny ability to charm my way into places
hey yaya
remember that thread you made about your gf's parents getting a divorce
how did that turn out?
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haha, amazingly enough, no. Her friends do though, it's funny trying to remember them.
Steam
I'm actually not sure
as far as I can tell, her dad's sleeping on the couch because he has nowhere else to go (he was supposed to move to a new state to be with the other woman but I don't know what happened there)
but also they're apparently seeing movies together and her mother's being incredibly insecure about the whole thing, which is understandable, but my girlfriend just wants them to get it over with, particularly because of how much she dislikes her dad for the various problems he's thrusted on the family via infidelity
my girlfriend seems to be coping much better with the whole thing than she was when the bomb was first dropped, though, so that's good
did you actually want to know or is there a veiled insult in here that I'm not seeing
because it's like a story
I wanna know how it goes
and how it ends
and coz you made a thread about it and I wanted to know what happens next
Tumblr blargh
you romantic
Pffffff
Marshall and Lily
Timeee to sleeeep
You scoff now, but I have it on good authority that there will be cake.
Yes, a fictional couple is proof of how the conceit isn't inherently flawed
What a fool I've been