Eh. I'm having trouble paying attention. Though since the bastards killed me in the zeppilin adventures now I have time. I should be dying any second now.
Perhaps my last correspondence was written with too much haste, Lord Phalla. Although you have surely not received it by now, since it must be transported back to the mainland first, a task which has now become impossibly difficult.
I confess do not know where to start with this business. I did not anticipate this manner of problem when I agreed to manage New Phalland for you. Nonetheless I have attempted to act in honor of you and the Crown at all times. Last night a young man, DevoutlyApathetic, fell dead without a mark upon him. Naturally the colonists became quite excited at the prospect of a plague, so I ordered our chirurgeon to perform an examination. Upon opening the lad, he and I were quite surprised to find the man’s various organs and sacs had been twisted and mangled beyond all recognition. Indeed, at first incision a great deal of fluid seeped out from his pulverized being.
As common people are want to do, the colonists became agitated and began to seek blame for this event – going so far as to accuse others of the dark arts. I recalled your earlier sealed orders, and in a lapse of judgment I began to see the wisdom in your words. Even more so when I found yet another colonist dead – Behemoth - this time with his neck cut open like a farm animal. A colonist found him slumped over his table, and it seems as though the murderer was someone he knew. The lad was an indentured servant, and I am questioning the holder of his contract. Meanwhile, the colonists gathered all manner of improvised weapon, and marched to the town center, demanding answers. It was clear they felt they justice had been denied to them, and I regret to inform you that I gave into their demands, as I feared for my own life.
A vote was taken. Much like the one you outlined. Enlightened Bum’s name was scrawled upon the most slips of paper. As per your orders, a noose was prepared, and he was hung from the neck until dead. We stared at his corpse for some time, before an explosion was heard. We shortly came upon the Mayfair in flames – the powder room was somehow sparked. The Mayfair is thoroughly scuttled, and we are cut off until the next scheduled ship’s arrival – a month from now.
I will continue to record events as long as I am able. Enlightened Bum’s body is still swinging in the village square, though we found nothing out of the ordinary in his possession. To bring down the corpse would admit complicity.
Yours truly,
Sir Eddy the Casual
DevoutlyApathetic, a colonist, was killed.
Behemoth, an indentured servant, was killed.
Enlightenedbum, a colonist, was voted out.
Clarification: Role colors here correspond to the role, correct? If we hit someone evil, they'll be red or another color separate from the villager/special color? Just asking because the indentured role is the same color as the colonist role.
My guess would be that the indentured servant was a mason.
You'd be wrong. The thing is we're forbidden to talk about what it actually means, but suffice to say we suck for a short while. We just suck less after that.
There are probably a lot of indentured servants in this game. I am one of them. Racism or RNG?
Anyways, Spork is right, we can't talk about what it means. However we can talk about how our Role PMs say that indentured servant no way indicates alliance, good or evil, so I am sure there are evil indentured servants. We are just blanket vanilla roles, like the colonists, except we are property and have no rights.
Both Spork and Aznman are telling the truth, as much as they are allowed to. We servants have no special claim to innocence or guilt, and no abilities to speak of.
I have a family thing that has cropped up out of the blue, so I'll put my little vote down on Spork and say that I'll see you all tomorrow.
My guess would be that the indentured servant was a mason.
You'd be wrong. The thing is we're forbidden to talk about what it actually means, but suffice to say we suck for a short while. We just suck less after that.
Perhaps you get an ability when you master/s are killed?
That's what I am taking from this.
Also, whomever killed DA, I am actively seeking you out.
Oh, I would also like to mention how I believe that B:Lis evil and when he failed to get DA voted out last night, he killed him.
This is a common tactic for a badguy team.
1) Try to get players known for especial skill voted out. 2) If 1 is not achieved, remove said vets by mafia kill. 3) Repeat ad nauseam until village is made up of newer players which the evils can control. 4) Profit!
This is very useful for D&D games, because the players have generally played less games than the ones in Crit Fails.
This PSA has been brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Spectre.
And I'm back. Wow, making the internet at home work this weekend was shitty... but I'm at work now so everything's good. Time to catch up and see what's what. Good morning, folks!
Both Spork and Aznman are telling the truth, as much as they are allowed to. We servants have no special claim to innocence or guilt, and no abilities to speak of.
I have a family thing that has cropped up out of the blue, so I'll put my little vote down on Spork and say that I'll see you all tomorrow.
Seriously Spectre, am I known for using common tactics?
Besides, it's an even more common tactic to do that to frame someone, and I'm suspicious of the pusher. !TehSpectre for now.
So these indentured servants, they can't say what their mechanics are? Hmm... how about charades? I'm guessing they have lesser/nulled votes, since they're servants and not colonists.
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B:L called DA's death and then it happened.
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Nevermind, it wasn't B:L
It was TheSpectre
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Right now I find !Spectre more suspicious than B:L.
I'm still gruding Spectre from Suikophalla, and also grudging Rend by proxy, because in Phallakinetic he played the "Hey let me give 'helpful advice' to the less experienced" role when he was the main baddie, and it worked.
Imma sit this out for a while and see how it pans out rather than jump on the spectrewagon. Saying evil dudes vote off the experienced guys, so vote of this experienced guy is a bit iffy, but I'm not convinced he's evil.
Why would TehSpectre call a mafia kill, say that he was just kidding but have the actual kill go through?
It just brings extra attention to him for no reason. I doubt BL would mafia kill someone he voted for as well. Both of these bandwagons seem terrible and I don't want to lose either players. Unless you both are evil in which case I hope you die.
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or some such
..........bastard.
Twice in one night.
Eh, I'm just a village so it could be worse.
To Sir Phalla
In the Year of our Lord 1607
Perhaps my last correspondence was written with too much haste, Lord Phalla. Although you have surely not received it by now, since it must be transported back to the mainland first, a task which has now become impossibly difficult.
I confess do not know where to start with this business. I did not anticipate this manner of problem when I agreed to manage New Phalland for you. Nonetheless I have attempted to act in honor of you and the Crown at all times. Last night a young man, DevoutlyApathetic, fell dead without a mark upon him. Naturally the colonists became quite excited at the prospect of a plague, so I ordered our chirurgeon to perform an examination. Upon opening the lad, he and I were quite surprised to find the man’s various organs and sacs had been twisted and mangled beyond all recognition. Indeed, at first incision a great deal of fluid seeped out from his pulverized being.
As common people are want to do, the colonists became agitated and began to seek blame for this event – going so far as to accuse others of the dark arts. I recalled your earlier sealed orders, and in a lapse of judgment I began to see the wisdom in your words. Even more so when I found yet another colonist dead – Behemoth - this time with his neck cut open like a farm animal. A colonist found him slumped over his table, and it seems as though the murderer was someone he knew. The lad was an indentured servant, and I am questioning the holder of his contract. Meanwhile, the colonists gathered all manner of improvised weapon, and marched to the town center, demanding answers. It was clear they felt they justice had been denied to them, and I regret to inform you that I gave into their demands, as I feared for my own life.
A vote was taken. Much like the one you outlined. Enlightened Bum’s name was scrawled upon the most slips of paper. As per your orders, a noose was prepared, and he was hung from the neck until dead. We stared at his corpse for some time, before an explosion was heard. We shortly came upon the Mayfair in flames – the powder room was somehow sparked. The Mayfair is thoroughly scuttled, and we are cut off until the next scheduled ship’s arrival – a month from now.
I will continue to record events as long as I am able. Enlightened Bum’s body is still swinging in the village square, though we found nothing out of the ordinary in his possession. To bring down the corpse would admit complicity.
Yours truly,
Sir Eddy the Casual
DevoutlyApathetic, a colonist, was killed.
Behemoth, an indentured servant, was killed.
Enlightenedbum, a colonist, was voted out.
*fist jab*
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Clarification: Role colors here correspond to the role, correct? If we hit someone evil, they'll be red or another color separate from the villager/special color? Just asking because the indentured role is the same color as the colonist role.
kime and B:L sure have it out for each other.
Well I got no ideas, anyone else?
You bastards! I'm never evil in D&D! Except Galactic Senate, but shut up.
ooooOOOOOOooo
You'd be wrong. The thing is we're forbidden to talk about what it actually means, but suffice to say we suck for a short while. We just suck less after that.
Anyways, Spork is right, we can't talk about what it means. However we can talk about how our Role PMs say that indentured servant no way indicates alliance, good or evil, so I am sure there are evil indentured servants. We are just blanket vanilla roles, like the colonists, except we are property and have no rights.
I have a family thing that has cropped up out of the blue, so I'll put my little vote down on Spork and say that I'll see you all tomorrow.
That's what I am taking from this.
Also, whomever killed DA, I am actively seeking you out.
Poor guy deserved to live until at least Day 2.
Zandracon had 3 against him as well.
Heeeey Eddy, how are ties calculated?
This is a common tactic for a badguy team.
1) Try to get players known for especial skill voted out.
2) If 1 is not achieved, remove said vets by mafia kill.
3) Repeat ad nauseam until village is made up of newer players which the evils can control.
4) Profit!
This is very useful for D&D games, because the players have generally played less games than the ones in Crit Fails.
My luck is incredibly stupid. It fluctuates between ranks E~A. I think it has something to do with my occasional insomnia.
Grimmy gets a pretty colored name!
Seriously Spectre, am I known for using common tactics?
Besides, it's an even more common tactic to do that to frame someone, and I'm suspicious of the pusher. !TehSpectre for now.
So these indentured servants, they can't say what their mechanics are? Hmm... how about charades? I'm guessing they have lesser/nulled votes, since they're servants and not colonists.
It was TheSpectre
I don't buy what you're selling, TehSpectre.
Spec, you're doing exactly what you're talking about.
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It just brings extra attention to him for no reason. I doubt BL would mafia kill someone he voted for as well. Both of these bandwagons seem terrible and I don't want to lose either players. Unless you both are evil in which case I hope you die.