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Last Night in New Phalland - Village Victory

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  • TrusTrus regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    !enlightenedbum did seem verily eager to cast-ith his vote at the foremost opportunity

    or some such

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Just a bold vote, huh?

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  • proXimityproXimity regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    It is indeed a bold one.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Don't despair. Not even over the fact that you don't despair.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    That only counts as half!

    Casual Eddy on
    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Don't despair. Not even over the fact that you don't despair.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Vote is closed!

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    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I vigged DA, guys.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    I vigged DA, guys.

    ..........bastard.

    Twice in one night.

    Eh, I'm just a village so it could be worse.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Nah, I'm just kidding.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Eh. I'm having trouble paying attention. Though since the bastards killed me in the zeppilin adventures now I have time. I should be dying any second now.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Don't despair. Not even over the fact that you don't despair.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    NIGHT ZERO NARRATION

    To Sir Phalla
    In the Year of our Lord 1607

    Perhaps my last correspondence was written with too much haste, Lord Phalla. Although you have surely not received it by now, since it must be transported back to the mainland first, a task which has now become impossibly difficult.

    I confess do not know where to start with this business. I did not anticipate this manner of problem when I agreed to manage New Phalland for you. Nonetheless I have attempted to act in honor of you and the Crown at all times. Last night a young man, DevoutlyApathetic, fell dead without a mark upon him. Naturally the colonists became quite excited at the prospect of a plague, so I ordered our chirurgeon to perform an examination. Upon opening the lad, he and I were quite surprised to find the man’s various organs and sacs had been twisted and mangled beyond all recognition. Indeed, at first incision a great deal of fluid seeped out from his pulverized being.

    As common people are want to do, the colonists became agitated and began to seek blame for this event – going so far as to accuse others of the dark arts. I recalled your earlier sealed orders, and in a lapse of judgment I began to see the wisdom in your words. Even more so when I found yet another colonist dead – Behemoth - this time with his neck cut open like a farm animal. A colonist found him slumped over his table, and it seems as though the murderer was someone he knew. The lad was an indentured servant, and I am questioning the holder of his contract. Meanwhile, the colonists gathered all manner of improvised weapon, and marched to the town center, demanding answers. It was clear they felt they justice had been denied to them, and I regret to inform you that I gave into their demands, as I feared for my own life.

    A vote was taken. Much like the one you outlined. Enlightened Bum’s name was scrawled upon the most slips of paper. As per your orders, a noose was prepared, and he was hung from the neck until dead. We stared at his corpse for some time, before an explosion was heard. We shortly came upon the Mayfair in flames – the powder room was somehow sparked. The Mayfair is thoroughly scuttled, and we are cut off until the next scheduled ship’s arrival – a month from now.

    I will continue to record events as long as I am able. Enlightened Bum’s body is still swinging in the village square, though we found nothing out of the ordinary in his possession. To bring down the corpse would admit complicity.

    Yours truly,
    Sir Eddy the Casual

    DevoutlyApathetic, a colonist, was killed.
    Behemoth, an indentured servant, was killed.
    Enlightenedbum, a colonist, was voted out.

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    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    .....*sigh*......

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  • TL DRTL DR regular Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Timothy Leary Come Check Out This Theory because what a ridiculous name.

    If I had a second vote it would be going towards you.

    Lord Burnothy has an awesome name.

    *fist jab*

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    B:L

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  • B:LB:L regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    kime

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    B:L!

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  • B:LB:L regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    [size=+3]KIME![/size]

    Clarification: Role colors here correspond to the role, correct? If we hit someone evil, they'll be red or another color separate from the villager/special color? Just asking because the indentured role is the same color as the colonist role.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Don't despair. Not even over the fact that you don't despair.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Clarification Denied

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    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • SavantSavant regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hmmm, I wonder what indentured servants do. Not sure there is a lot to go on based on those results, though it looks like DA was killed by mafia.

    kime and B:L sure have it out for each other.

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Must be all that sexual tension.

    Well I got no ideas, anyone else?

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  • TalleyrandTalleyrand regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I automatically suspect anyone who voted to hang poor, innocent Enlightened Bum. Those bastards are trying to get us to turn on each other!

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    OOOooooOOOO

    You bastards! I'm never evil in D&D! Except Galactic Senate, but shut up.

    ooooOOOOOOooo

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  • NocturneNocturne regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    My guess would be that the indentured servant was a mason.

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited June 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    My guess would be that the indentured servant was a mason.

    You'd be wrong. The thing is we're forbidden to talk about what it actually means, but suffice to say we suck for a short while. We just suck less after that.

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  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User
    edited June 2009
    There are probably a lot of indentured servants in this game. I am one of them. Racism or RNG?

    Anyways, Spork is right, we can't talk about what it means. However we can talk about how our Role PMs say that indentured servant no way indicates alliance, good or evil, so I am sure there are evil indentured servants. We are just blanket vanilla roles, like the colonists, except we are property and have no rights.

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  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Both Spork and Aznman are telling the truth, as much as they are allowed to. We servants have no special claim to innocence or guilt, and no abilities to speak of.

    I have a family thing that has cropped up out of the blue, so I'll put my little vote down on Spork and say that I'll see you all tomorrow.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    My guess would be that the indentured servant was a mason.

    You'd be wrong. The thing is we're forbidden to talk about what it actually means, but suffice to say we suck for a short while. We just suck less after that.
    Perhaps you get an ability when you master/s are killed?

    That's what I am taking from this.


    Also, whomever killed DA, I am actively seeking you out.

    Poor guy deserved to live until at least Day 2.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So, I see Ebum voted out with 2 votes. (3 if you count Trus' plain bold vote, which I assume Eddy did)

    Zandracon had 3 against him as well.


    Heeeey Eddy, how are ties calculated?

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Oh, I would also like to mention how I believe that B:L is evil and when he failed to get DA voted out last night, he killed him.

    This is a common tactic for a badguy team.

    1) Try to get players known for especial skill voted out.
    2) If 1 is not achieved, remove said vets by mafia kill.
    3) Repeat ad nauseam until village is made up of newer players which the evils can control.
    4) Profit!

    This is very useful for D&D games, because the players have generally played less games than the ones in Crit Fails.

    This PSA has been brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Spectre.

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  • LaOsLaOs regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    And I'm back. Wow, making the internet at home work this weekend was shitty... but I'm at work now so everything's good. Time to catch up and see what's what. Good morning, folks!

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  • ZandraconZandracon regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    So, I see Ebum voted out with 2 votes. (3 if you count Trus' plain bold vote, which I assume Eddy did)

    Zandracon had 3 against him as well.


    Heeeey Eddy, how are ties calculated?

    My luck is incredibly stupid. It fluctuates between ranks E~A. I think it has something to do with my occasional insomnia.

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited June 2009
    GrimmyTOA wrote: »
    Both Spork and Aznman are telling the truth, as much as they are allowed to. We servants have no special claim to innocence or guilt, and no abilities to speak of.

    I have a family thing that has cropped up out of the blue, so I'll put my little vote down on Spork and say that I'll see you all tomorrow.

    Grimmy gets a pretty colored name!

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  • B:LB:L regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    This is a common tactic for a badguy team.

    Seriously Spectre, am I known for using common tactics? :lol:
    Besides, it's an even more common tactic to do that to frame someone, and I'm suspicious of the pusher. !TehSpectre for now.


    So these indentured servants, they can't say what their mechanics are? Hmm... how about charades? I'm guessing they have lesser/nulled votes, since they're servants and not colonists.

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    B:L called DA's death and then it happened.

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Nevermind, it wasn't B:L

    It was TheSpectre

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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Right now I find !Spectre more suspicious than B:L.

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  • NocturneNocturne regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'm still gruding Spectre from Suikophalla, and also grudging Rend by proxy, because in Phallakinetic he played the "Hey let me give 'helpful advice' to the less experienced" role when he was the main baddie, and it worked.

    I don't buy what you're selling, TehSpectre.

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  • The Lord of HatsThe Lord of Hats regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    TehSpectre

    Spec, you're doing exactly what you're talking about.

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  • evilbobevilbob regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Imma sit this out for a while and see how it pans out rather than jump on the spectrewagon. Saying evil dudes vote off the experienced guys, so vote of this experienced guy is a bit iffy, but I'm not convinced he's evil.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    TehSpectre

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  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User
    edited June 2009
    Why would TehSpectre call a mafia kill, say that he was just kidding but have the actual kill go through?

    It just brings extra attention to him for no reason. I doubt BL would mafia kill someone he voted for as well. Both of these bandwagons seem terrible and I don't want to lose either players. Unless you both are evil in which case I hope you die.

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