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New Comic 6/15/09 Jim Darkmagic

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    muikanomuikano Registered User new member
    edited June 2009
    Yeah, i dont understand how automata gets so many votes. There may be something buggy with the polls,,, then again, i'm sure The Neo Con Republicans might feel the same way...

    Besides, i think it is fixed in Lookouts favor. You have Kiko doing that superb Logo for Lookouts--that's extra sauce right there.

    Screw the Polls. Give me more Lookouts. For one thing, it has More Characters. The wise older teacher(yoda), the budding redheaded hero, the Hufflepuff that needs the most help, the dark haired anti hero, and the Fat kid.

    It's Disney's Recess / Saved By the Bell meets The Dark Ages. There are 5 stories there plus the combination of their interactions.

    Not qutie as interested in Automata and jim Darkmagic. As first issues go, there's no real hook. Am i interested in the robot's history? Where he came from? What he likes? his fears? his powers?

    And Darkmagic is just a huge douche. A criminal douche murderer. Like Robert Downey Jr. says, you don't go full retard. You don't go full douche.

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    What's wrong with killing ppl that are oppressing you?

    Because making them your willing slaves is much more cost effective.
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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    muikano wrote: »
    Yeah, i dont understand how automata gets so many votes. There may be something buggy with the polls,,, then again, i'm sure The Neo Con Republicans might feel the same way...

    Besides, i think it is fixed in Lookouts favor. You have Kiko doing that superb Logo for Lookouts--that's extra sauce right there.

    Screw the Polls. Give me more Lookouts. For one thing, it has More Characters. The wise older teacher(yoda), the budding redheaded hero, the Hufflepuff that needs the most help, the dark haired anti hero, and the Fat kid.

    It's Disney's Recess / Saved By the Bell meets The Dark Ages. There are 5 stories there plus the combination of their interactions.

    Not qutie as interested in Automata and jim Darkmagic. As first issues go, there's no real hook. Am i interested in the robot's history? Where he came from? What he likes? his fears? his powers?

    And Darkmagic is just a huge douche. A criminal douche murderer. Like Robert Downey Jr. says, you don't go full retard. You don't go full douche.

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    and I possess the proof.
    USA ripe for holocaust.
    Man evolves from teen -
    in cube metamorphosis
    but ignores teenager to worship a male mother,
    guised in woman's garb,
    churchman called father.

    AMP'd on
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    muikano wrote: »
    Screw the Polls. Give me more Lookouts.

    Gyah, why didn't anyone else think of this first?

    It is Done.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    curse you quoth and orik, I've created a ficly account

    now to see if I can do my idea a modicum of justice

    gonna do the same

    geebs, robothero, I'ma using my stories from here

    thanks for being my muses and all

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2009
    Glad I could be of service master

    beep bloop boop

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    amp'd that was beautiful

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2009
    those damn Neocons always muckin up our polls.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    amp'd that was beautiful

    *snap snap snap snap snap*

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2009
    yo let's start a ficly thread and leave this to the "HEY WHY AREN'T YOU VOTING FOR X" discussion

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    curse you quoth and orik, I've created a ficly account

    now to see if I can do my idea a modicum of justice

    gonna do the same

    geebs, robothero, I'ma using my stories from here

    thanks for being my muses and all

    w-what

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    so quoth or orik, start a damn ficly thread already

    you know you want to

    Druhim on
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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    if you start a thread

    maybe ill write something

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2009
    I wrote and published a story and I'm not editing it because you can't make me

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ok i'ma start a ficly thread

    keep your pants on



    no wait take them off

    Quoth on
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    TheCanManTheCanMan GT: Gasman122009 JerseyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    When the hell did this place turn into The Writer's Block?!? Buncha fags with all your fancified words 'n such. pfffft.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    ok i'ma start a ficly thread

    keep your pants on



    no wait take them off

    challenge: write a story where both of these are done at once

    DJ Eebs on
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    ok i'ma start a ficly thread

    keep your pants on



    no wait take them off
    everything is better with pants off

    Druhim on
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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    ok i'ma start a ficly thread

    keep your pants on



    no wait take them off

    challenge: write a story where both of these are done at once

    Schrödinger's Pants?

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Robots, man

    I am voting Automata so hard

    What the hell is wrong with you people?

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    Aldo SternAldo Stern Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    It's s tough call, each one certainly has a lot going for them, although in very different ways.

    Lookouts seems like it is going to just be a fucking festival of character development and interaction--look at how each of the kids has a distinct persona that Gabe so deftly created with just variations in expression and body language. You can tell that each of these little guys is going to bring something different to the storytelling. And the pack leader just seems to ooze the suggestion of a painful past along with his accumulated wisdom--the missing eye as a tangible metaphor of sacrifices made in order to gain knowledge in the ways of a harsh and unforgiving world. The juxtaposition of innocence and experience, enthusiasm and dread....it bodes well for a story that could be much more than just your simple, "here we go a-questing, whoop-dee-fucking-doo."

    Automata also seems to offer great potential for stories that play out with us gradually learning more and understanding more over time. The relationship between Carl and the Detective is just beautifully designed for that kind of process--already you can see how they are like an old married couple who do truly care for each other, but who keep it all bottled up inside, so they can keep functioning...and it will take time for us to get insights into what is actually going on with them. I am already fascinated by Carl, so clearly much more than just a straightforward mobile data recoding and storage device with some comparative/analytical capability. His self awareness, his partnership with Regal, his understanding that he has to play a certain part, in order to be allowed to keep performing his role as a rational entity operating in a world that seems enthusiastically irrational....

    In all honesty I would really like to see this one get the green light to go first,--I would enjoy seeing what the boys can do with it, and visually the overall look is just so goddamn elegantly oppressive..that, damn, I want to see more of it.

    Which isn't to say I didn't like Jim Darkmagic. I have a soft spot for supremely silly shit, and this felt like a Pythonesque "Bored of the Rings" mashup that made me smile rather broadly, if not laugh out loud. The mixture of the utterly awful with the ridiculous is a classic form and was beautifully represented in this strip by Fair Maid's expression of surprise at being impaled by mystic ice while fucking burning to death. Jim's reactions are of course also wonderfully done as he goes from confidence to astonishment to terror to trying to recover--but the thing is here you had essentially a complete story in one strip. You know pretty much what is going on with Jim, you get his relationship to his assistant, and you know he's done this kind of fuck-up before and he'll undoubtedly do it again. And it will be just goddamn funny the next time too. Which means Jim and his magic can be brought out periodically as visual short stories. They don't need to be tied together into a larger fabric, and I'm not sure that doing so would work all that well anyhow.

    So yeah, it boils down to I'd vote Automata and then Lookouts for full treatment.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    ok i'ma start a ficly thread

    keep your pants on



    no wait take them off
    everything is better with pants off

    not deep fat frying

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I must be in the minority, having liked Lookouts best. I guess I don't react to robots or something, cause meh.

    100 times yes. People voting for that bland sci-fi crap over the adorable boy scouts got something seriously wrong with them.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    oh hey look, runcubed is being runcubed

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    oh hey look, runcubed is being runcubed

    I just love fun.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    oh hey look, runcubed is being runcubed

    I just love cocks.

    Yes, yes you do.

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Meh, it's about a robot probation. Bland.

    Oh noes, people are dicks to a toaster. You are such nerds. :x

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    we get it run, you hate robots
    now shut the fuck up

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Meh, it's about a robot probation. Bland.

    Oh noes, people are dicks to a toaster. You are such nerds. :x

    I agree! Man, robots suck.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Oh shit, runcubed called people nerds on the internet.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Meh, it's about a robot probation. Bland.

    Oh noes, people are dicks to a toaster. You are such nerds. :x

    I'm actually hoping they investigate the murder.

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    we get it run, you hate robots
    now shut the fuck up

    Well, giving the amount of internet neckbeards I shouldn't have been surprised that machine noir wins.

    Meh, I'll go binge drink some chocolate milk now.

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I haven't been here in ages. But I must say the past updates have all been stellar. That said I voted for Automata.

    Either way, I don't think I'll be displeased with any of the stories.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I must be in the minority, having liked Lookouts best. I guess I don't react to robots or something, cause meh.

    100 times yes. People voting for that bland sci-fi crap over the adorable boy scouts got something seriously wrong with them.

    Yes because a Prohibition-esque setting is so bland you stupid fuck

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    we get it run, you hate robots
    now shut the fuck up

    Well, giving the amount of internet neckbeards I shouldn't have been surprised that machine noir wins.

    Meh, I'll go binge drink some chocolate milk now.

    Yes we voted for this because of neckbeards

    Not the quality of that one page

    No neckbeards

    Stupid. Fuck.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I know!

    That's why it's so unfair.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Like I said, as a one strip thing I enjoyed Lookouts much more. But they also tell enough about who they are and where they're going to tide me over until whenever they decide to do it.

    Automata could end up going a number of different ways, so it's earned my immediate curiosity. That's the only reason I'd rather see it first, which is really the only decision being made.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Jim Darkmagic kinda has its ending punch, it already seems final.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I guess you could say that Automata was actually the weakest standalone strip, which is why I want to see more.

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I felt this was the weakest standalone strip.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Muse! Where have you been?

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