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What the fuck North Korea?

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    every thing I read about what the government is up to in Russia sounds like the mob got to run a country

    You got a problem with this maybe you should talk to my good friend Vlad

    Vlad the Skull-Crusher

    That is dumb but I laughed and I don't know why.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    every thing I read about what the government is up to in Russia sounds like the mob got to run a country

    You got a problem with this maybe you should talk to my good friend Vlad

    Vlad the Skull-Crusher

    Yevgeny Stained-Axe

    My associate "Steve"

    Do not worry what his real name is being you call him "Steve"

    or else

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Darmak wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    every thing I read about what the government is up to in Russia sounds like the mob got to run a country

    You got a problem with this maybe you should talk to my good friend Vlad

    Vlad the Skull-Crusher

    That is dumb but I laughed and I don't know why.

    Vlad the Skull-Crusher happens to be Putin's old nickname

    Oh shi

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    every thing I read about what the government is up to in Russia sounds like the mob got to run a country

    You got a problem with this maybe you should talk to my good friend Vlad

    Vlad the Skull-Crusher

    That is dumb but I laughed and I don't know why.

    Vlad the Skull-Crusher happens to be Putin's old nickname

    Oh shi

    Putin is the new Candlejack

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    every thing I read about what the government is up to in Russia sounds like the mob got to run a country

    Poland is pretty much the same way and I would image the rest of the former Soviet states are as well.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    every thing I read about what the government is up to in Russia sounds like the mob got to run a country

    You got a problem with this maybe you should talk to my good friend Vlad

    Vlad the Skull-Crusher

    That is dumb but I laughed and I don't know why.

    Vlad the Skull-Crusher happens to be Putin's old nickname

    Oh shi

    Putin is the new Candleja

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    every thing I read about what the government is up to in Russia sounds like the mob got to run a country

    You got a problem with this maybe you should talk to my good friend Vlad

    Vlad the Skull-Crusher

    That is dumb but I laughed and I don't know why.

    Vlad the Skull-Crusher happens to be Putin's old nickname

    Oh shi

    Pu

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Seriously Putin is like a real-life Bond villain

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Haven't heard that one before

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    wiggin has a little shrine to Putin
    he even has a special dress set aside and he stares at it longingly and dreams of an impossible future together

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    I had to wiki him to make sure his first name was Vladimir

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    every thing I read about what the government is up to in Russia sounds like the mob got to run a country

    Poland is pretty much the same way and I would image the rest of the former Soviet states are as well.

    I thought those places were supposed to be wimpy, tourist-ridden places full of mountains and green grass and goats and shit

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    wimpy?

    yeah, you go and start shit with anyone east of germany.

    bunch of medevial maniacs.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin has a little shrine to Putin
    he even has a special dress set aside and he stares at it longingly and dreams of an impossible future together

    Of Dictators and Dickheads?
    Wiggin is not a dickhead all the time

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    korear

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    I had to wiki him to make sure his first name was Vladimir

    They're all named Vladimir

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    http://www.justin.tv/aymaneyes

    North Korea vs Saudi Arabia for a spot in the world cup

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    I had to wiki him to make sure his first name was Vladimir

    They're all named Vladimir

    And Boris

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    I had to wiki him to make sure his first name was Vladimir

    They're all named Vladimir

    And Boris

    Bladimir

    Vloris

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The man of the match between SA and NK got what looked to be a pretty high tech phone from samsung, the sponsors of asia's qualifying, I guess he can't take it home with him.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So. Kim Jong Il threatened to shoot a nuclear missile at Hawaii.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So. Kim Jong Il threatened to shoot a nuclear missile at Hawaii.

    yup, Bond villain.

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Does anyone still care about Hawaii?

    EDIT I'm just saying, he's threatening to start a nuclear war, but why would he send the first nuke to Hawaii? Why even threaten with that? Why not DC or NY?

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Does anyone still care about Hawaii?

    I've never been, and have always kind of wanted to. So until that happens I'd rather no one nukes it.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Nuking Hawaii will set off a volcanic chain reaction up the entire Hawaii-Emperor chain

    Destroying Japan

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Does anyone still care about Hawaii?

    EDIT I'm just saying, he's threatening to start a nuclear war, but why would he send the first nuke to Hawaii? Why even threaten with that? Why not DC or NY?

    Because this pot-bellied petty tyrant's shitty fucking missiles can only go about as far as hawaii.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Does anyone still care about Hawaii?

    EDIT I'm just saying, he's threatening to start a nuclear war, but why would he send the first nuke to Hawaii? Why even threaten with that? Why not DC or NY?

    Do they even have missiles capable of leaving the atmosphere and attacking NYC or DC? I doubt it either way. Even then it's a threat of nuclear attack. That shouldn't be taken lightly no matter where the imaginary bomb might fall.

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kim Jong Il is in the middle of his very own WW2 ARG, where he plays the part of the Japanese.

    Unfortunately, he cheats.

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    North Korea may fire a missile toward Hawaii
    North Korea may fire a long-range ballistic missile toward Hawaii in early July, a Japanese news report said Thursday, as Russia and China urged the regime to return to international disarmament talks on its rogue nuclear program.

    The missile, believed to be a Taepodong-2 with a range of up to 4,000 miles (6,500 kilometers), would be launched from North Korea's Dongchang-ni site on the northwestern coast, said the Yomiuri daily, Japan's top-selling newspaper. It cited an analysis by the Japanese Defense Ministry and intelligence gathered by U.S. reconnaissance satellites.

    The missile launch could come between July 4 and 8, the paper said.

    While the newspaper speculated the Taepodong-2 could fly over Japan and toward Hawaii, it said the missile would not be able to hit Hawaii's main islands, which are about 4,500 miles (7,200 kilometers) from the Korean peninsula.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    NK won't bother with hawaii

    They'll just blow up Japan

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    NK should just blow itself up.

    That's pretty much what it seems to be aiming for.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    This fucking piece of shit needs to be made an example of.


    You do not fucking threaten American citizens with nuclear armaments.

    It does not matter that his missile sucks so badly it can't even reach Hawaiian soil. Because it can still reach our allies, Japan and South Korea, two countries which Kim Jong HATE.

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Also, no matter if it reaches Hawaii or not it will contaminate some water.

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    This fucking piece of shit needs to be made an example of.


    You do not fucking threaten American citizens with nuclear armaments.

    It does not matter that his missile sucks so badly it can't even reach Hawaiian soil. Because it can still reach our allies, Japan and South Korea, two countries which Kim Jong HATE.

    Made an example of to whom? What exactly are you suggesting we do to him? You think removing him from power is a good thing to do? You think he is the problem and not just a part of a ridiculously flawed system?

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    SOMEONE CALL DANIEL CRAIG

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Artreus wrote: »
    This fucking piece of shit needs to be made an example of.


    You do not fucking threaten American citizens with nuclear armaments.

    It does not matter that his missile sucks so badly it can't even reach Hawaiian soil. Because it can still reach our allies, Japan and South Korea, two countries which Kim Jong HATE.

    Made an example of to whom? What exactly are you suggesting we do to him? You think removing him from power is a good thing to do? You think he is the problem and not just a part of a ridiculously flawed system?

    I say we turn his entire country into a smoldering fucking radioactive crater.

    That's a pretty fucking good example.

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Artreus wrote: »
    This fucking piece of shit needs to be made an example of.


    You do not fucking threaten American citizens with nuclear armaments.

    It does not matter that his missile sucks so badly it can't even reach Hawaiian soil. Because it can still reach our allies, Japan and South Korea, two countries which Kim Jong HATE.

    Made an example of to whom? What exactly are you suggesting we do to him? You think removing him from power is a good thing to do? You think he is the problem and not just a part of a ridiculously flawed system?

    I say we turn his entire country into a smoldering fucking radioactive crater.

    That's a pretty fucking good example.

    Then you are a god damned moron and shouldn't be allowed to pretend like you know what should happen.

    Shut up now, the adults are talking.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Antimatter wrote: »
    SOMEONE CALL DANIEL CRAIG

    Well

    I thought I made that post

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Antimatter wrote: »
    SOMEONE CALL DANIEL CRAIG

    And Liam Neeson

    Oh god...

    Daniel Craig and Liam Neeson teaming up to beat up bad guys...

    Need new pants brb.

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