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HELP! BIRDS!

nefffffffffffnefffffffffff Registered User regular
edited June 2009 in Social Entropy++
So a heater repair guy came out to my apartment to fix my heater, because it's june and that's the way things work in my building. There was a birds nest in my heater with 4 baby birds in it. The repair guy pulled them out of the heater and put it all into a plastic bag, and my building manager is telling me to "throw them away." Help! how do I save these birds? I can't put them back into the heater because it is being replaced.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Take them to a vet

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Eat them, please eat them, please

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Nature will make more birds, trust me.

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    the-birds.jpg

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Climb a tree and put the nest in there

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So what's going on in your sig there, neffffles?

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Nuzak wrote: »
    the-birds.jpg
    :^:

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    well, step one ought to be TAKE THEM OUT OF THE PLASTIC BAG, IDIOT

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    bentbent Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    step two is fry up a little oil

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    This looks like a job for...

    THE AUDUBON SOCIETY!

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    well, step one ought to be TAKE THEM OUT OF THE PLASTIC BAG, IDIOT

    Ahahahaha fuck

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    the-birds.jpg
    :^:

    first scary film i ever saw

    i thought the lady in the phone booth was scary, but then the scene with the eyes pecked out

    argh

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    birds are terrible and you should feel terrible for caring about them

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    well, step one ought to be TAKE THEM OUT OF THE PLASTIC BAG, IDIOT

    And then put them somewhere with air

    possibly warmth, food

    Are you retarded, nefffffffffffffffff?

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    nefffffffffffnefffffffffff Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    well, step one ought to be TAKE THEM OUT OF THE PLASTIC BAG, IDIOT

    thanks.

    Yeah I have to go to work, so I can't really take them to a vet. I'll post pictures though.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2009
    i thought the birds 2 was the most hilarious movie

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Well, there seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece. A headline regarding mass awareness of a certain avian variety.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    This looks like a job for...

    THE AUDUBON SOCIETY!

    Audubon, PA is right by me

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    the-birds.jpg
    :^:

    first scary film i ever saw

    i thought the lady in the phone booth was scary, but then the scene with the eyes pecked out

    argh

    The Birds is such an excellent horror movie

    It's still really effective, even today

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    the-birds.jpg
    :^:

    first scary film i ever saw

    i thought the lady in the phone booth was scary, but then the scene with the eyes pecked out

    argh

    That movie still frightens me.

    Just the other day I thought about if famous directors of today remade that film.

    I started laughing when I thought about Michal Bay's version.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited June 2009
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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2009
    best hitchcock movie is still rear window

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    the-birds.jpg
    :^:

    first scary film i ever saw

    i thought the lady in the phone booth was scary, but then the scene with the eyes pecked out

    argh

    The Birds is such an excellent horror movie

    It's still really effective, even today

    I saw it at an outdoor theatre when I was like six

    Scared the hell out of me

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    This looks like a job for...

    THE AUDUBON SOCIETY!

    Audubon, PA is right by me

    Quick, light the John James Audubon signal and get their attention.

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    yhst-34640480252896_2052_2204531

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    HalfmexHalfmex I mock your value system You also appear foolish in the eyes of othersRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Well, there seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece. A headline regarding mass awareness of a certain avian variety.
    Really? Hmm, I hadn't heard.

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    You cannot eat duck tfs, they walk like men do

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Halfmex wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Well, there seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece. A headline regarding mass awareness of a certain avian variety.
    Really? Hmm, I hadn't heard.

    I thought everyone had heard.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0FrBChFCeA

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    Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Campion wrote: »
    You cannot eat duck tfs, they walk like men do

    Tell that to bombay

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    best hitchcock movie is still rear window

    we can shake on this

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Duck duck duck








    Duck duck duck

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    the-birds.jpg
    :^:

    first scary film i ever saw

    i thought the lady in the phone booth was scary, but then the scene with the eyes pecked out

    argh

    That movie still frightens me.

    Just the other day I thought about if famous directors of today remade that film.

    I started laughing when I thought about Michal Bay's version.

    Shit blowing up like in Bad Boys 2

    and OH MY GOD the song 'Shake Your Tailfeather' played throughout the movie.

    Get Michael Bay on this NOW

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2009
    peking duck is so good

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Sometimes I play that song and take bong hits and pretend I'm in the 50s

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    the-birds.jpg
    :^:

    first scary film i ever saw

    i thought the lady in the phone booth was scary, but then the scene with the eyes pecked out

    argh

    That movie still frightens me.

    Just the other day I thought about if famous directors of today remade that film.

    I started laughing when I thought about Michal Bay's version.

    Shit blowing up like in Bad Boys 2

    and OH MY GOD the song 'Shake Your Tailfeather' played throughout the movie.

    Get Michael Bay on this NOW

    Birds launching themselves at gas tanks, causing massive explosions.

    Birds attacking a Nuclear power plant, killing a man in a control room, his lifeless corpse hitting a button which causes a meltdown.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I had seven hour roasted duck confit once

    It was so tender and soft and delicious

    God damn I miss that restaurant

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    nefffffffffffnefffffffffff Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    OK. when the repair man left he said that it would be like a couple months before they could actually fix the heater. The birds were already pretty big and will hopefully be full grown by the time the heater actually gets replaced, so I watched him work and when he left I took the heater back apart, put the birds back, and put it back together. I forgot to get pictures, but hopefully they will be safe.

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Seriously. What the hell is going on in your sig.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Build a bird house that like 6 inches off the ground. That way it's a combination bird house and cat feeder. Everyone wins and you get some good YouTube video material.

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    edited June 2009
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