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What the fuck North Korea?

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Artreus wrote: »
    This fucking piece of shit needs to be made an example of.


    You do not fucking threaten American citizens with nuclear armaments.

    It does not matter that his missile sucks so badly it can't even reach Hawaiian soil. Because it can still reach our allies, Japan and South Korea, two countries which Kim Jong HATE.

    Made an example of to whom? What exactly are you suggesting we do to him? You think removing him from power is a good thing to do? You think he is the problem and not just a part of a ridiculously flawed system?

    I say we turn his entire country into a smoldering fucking radioactive crater.

    That's a pretty fucking good example.

    You walk by an alley at night, and see someone getting mugged. You have a grenade and a handgun.

    Do you:

    A: shoot the mugger

    or

    B: toss the grenade and kill the victim too?

    MrMonroe on
  • DragonicityDragonicity Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Man, I would be impressed if North Korea could actually hit Hawaii. Not talking reach here, talking sheer aim.

    It's not a very large target in the middle of the ocean.

    Clearly, the next step is to have Outkast make a Bombs Over Pyongyang song, and the rest will just kinda work itself out.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Artreus wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    This fucking piece of shit needs to be made an example of.


    You do not fucking threaten American citizens with nuclear armaments.

    It does not matter that his missile sucks so badly it can't even reach Hawaiian soil. Because it can still reach our allies, Japan and South Korea, two countries which Kim Jong HATE.

    Made an example of to whom? What exactly are you suggesting we do to him? You think removing him from power is a good thing to do? You think he is the problem and not just a part of a ridiculously flawed system?

    I say we turn his entire country into a smoldering fucking radioactive crater.

    That's a pretty fucking good example.

    Then you are a god damned moron and shouldn't be allowed to pretend like you know what should happen.

    Shut up now, the adults are talking.

    So, how are you amusing yourself while the adults talk?

    Coloring, maybe?

    Metzger Meister on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Metzger seriously that is a ridiculously dumb opinion

    HE'S THREATENING TO DO SOMETHING HE CAN'T DO LET'S BLOW UP EVERYONE IN THE COUNTRY HURRRR

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    This fucking piece of shit needs to be made an example of.


    You do not fucking threaten American citizens with nuclear armaments.

    It does not matter that his missile sucks so badly it can't even reach Hawaiian soil. Because it can still reach our allies, Japan and South Korea, two countries which Kim Jong HATE.

    Made an example of to whom? What exactly are you suggesting we do to him? You think removing him from power is a good thing to do? You think he is the problem and not just a part of a ridiculously flawed system?

    I say we turn his entire country into a smoldering fucking radioactive crater.

    That's a pretty fucking good example.

    You walk by an alley at night, and see someone getting mugged. You have a grenade and a handgun.

    Do you:

    A: shoot the mugger

    or

    B: toss the grenade and kill the victim too?

    C: Skull fuck both of them to death with your drill penis

    Macro9 on
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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    You guys are right. Honestly. I'm over-reacting to a ridiculous extent.

    Something does have to be done though, clearly. This kind of behavior can't be allowed from a world leader, even a despot.

    Metzger Meister on
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    This fucking piece of shit needs to be made an example of.


    You do not fucking threaten American citizens with nuclear armaments.

    It does not matter that his missile sucks so badly it can't even reach Hawaiian soil. Because it can still reach our allies, Japan and South Korea, two countries which Kim Jong HATE.

    Made an example of to whom? What exactly are you suggesting we do to him? You think removing him from power is a good thing to do? You think he is the problem and not just a part of a ridiculously flawed system?

    I say we turn his entire country into a smoldering fucking radioactive crater.

    That's a pretty fucking good example.

    You walk by an alley at night, and see someone getting mugged. You have a grenade and a handgun.

    Do you:

    A: shoot the mugger

    or

    B: toss the grenade and kill the victim too?

    C: Skull fuck both of them to death with your drill penis

    I don't believe rape is torture

    AMP'd on
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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Artreus wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    This fucking piece of shit needs to be made an example of.


    You do not fucking threaten American citizens with nuclear armaments.

    It does not matter that his missile sucks so badly it can't even reach Hawaiian soil. Because it can still reach our allies, Japan and South Korea, two countries which Kim Jong HATE.

    Made an example of to whom? What exactly are you suggesting we do to him? You think removing him from power is a good thing to do? You think he is the problem and not just a part of a ridiculously flawed system?

    I say we turn his entire country into a smoldering fucking radioactive crater.

    That's a pretty fucking good example.

    Then you are a god damned moron and shouldn't be allowed to pretend like you know what should happen.

    Shut up now, the adults are talking.

    So, how are you amusing yourself while the adults talk?

    Coloring, maybe?

    That's cute. You say that to the guy who actually has a fucking clue what he is talking about.

    Also. There is a big fucking difference from making a bomb that you can blow up in an underground bunker and one that you can deliver to a target 4,500 miles away.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    This fucking piece of shit needs to be made an example of.


    You do not fucking threaten American citizens with nuclear armaments.

    It does not matter that his missile sucks so badly it can't even reach Hawaiian soil. Because it can still reach our allies, Japan and South Korea, two countries which Kim Jong HATE.

    Made an example of to whom? What exactly are you suggesting we do to him? You think removing him from power is a good thing to do? You think he is the problem and not just a part of a ridiculously flawed system?

    I say we turn his entire country into a smoldering fucking radioactive crater.

    That's a pretty fucking good example.

    You walk by an alley at night, and see someone getting mugged. You have a grenade and a handgun.

    Do you:

    A: shoot the mugger

    or

    B: toss the grenade and kill the victim too?

    C: Skull fuck both of them to death with your drill penis

    I don't believe rape is torture
    GrrrrrgAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIUGUHHHHH

    Muggins on
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  • The One Dark KnightThe One Dark Knight Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Yeah it can. You just ignore it and let him wave his skinny little arms around uselessly, and then sanction his ass even harder.

    The One Dark Knight on
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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Oh

    Are we talking about a girl getting raped?

    AMP'd on
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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    PEOPLE, PLEASE.

    Let's stop this needless anger, and return to the most important issue at hand.

    Namely, how to score me a free trip to Hawaii pre-nuke.

    vsove on
    WATCH THIS SPACE.
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    PEOPLE, PLEASE.

    Let's stop this needless anger, and return to the most important issue at hand.

    Namely, how to score me a free trip to Hawaii pre-nuke.

    If you go post-nuke it'll be like Fallout: Tropical Edition

    Me Too! on
  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Living in Hawaii was so awesome.

    So awesome

    Muggins on
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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    You guys are right. Honestly. I'm over-reacting to a ridiculous extent.

    Something does have to be done though, clearly. This kind of behavior can't be allowed from a world leader, even a despot.

    It is true that his behavior is unacceptable, but it is very hard to take anyone seriously when they suggest "nuke the whole country" as an option.

    Our options for dealing with a situation like this are very limited. Realistically, all we can really do is keep up a solid engagement policy, and leave the "hurr we r guna bomb u" shit out of it.

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    edited June 2009
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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    PEOPLE, PLEASE.

    Let's stop this needless anger, and return to the most important issue at hand.

    Namely, how to score me a free trip to Hawaii pre-nuke.

    If you go post-nuke it'll be like Fallout: Tropical Edition

    That would actually be a rad game. Wanna play that game.

    Also I too, want to go to Hawaii.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    O'ahu represent bitches

    Muggins on
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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    PEOPLE, PLEASE.

    Let's stop this needless anger, and return to the most important issue at hand.

    Namely, how to score me a free trip to Hawaii pre-nuke.
    Do you have a boat.

    Or maybe a canoe

    I have a kayak.

    I don't foresee a kayak trip across the Pacific going all that well, though.

    vsove on
    WATCH THIS SPACE.
  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    PEOPLE, PLEASE.

    Let's stop this needless anger, and return to the most important issue at hand.

    Namely, how to score me a free trip to Hawaii pre-nuke.
    Do you have a boat.

    Or maybe a canoe

    I have a kayak.

    I don't foresee a kayak trip across the Pacific going all that well, though.

    Tell that to the .. uh.. those guys in Southeast asia or uh.. that region down there where they did that shit thousands of years ago.

    Those guys were bad ass.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited June 2009
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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    PEOPLE, PLEASE.

    Let's stop this needless anger, and return to the most important issue at hand.

    Namely, how to score me a free trip to Hawaii pre-nuke.
    Do you have a boat.

    Or maybe a canoe

    I have a kayak.

    I don't foresee a kayak trip across the Pacific going all that well, though.
    hey the polynesians did it

    I'm Polish. We don't kayak across large expanses of water, we get really drunk and then Germany invades us.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    PEOPLE, PLEASE.

    Let's stop this needless anger, and return to the most important issue at hand.

    Namely, how to score me a free trip to Hawaii pre-nuke.
    Do you have a boat.

    Or maybe a canoe

    I have a kayak.

    I don't foresee a kayak trip across the Pacific going all that well, though.
    hey the polynesians did it

    I'm Polish. We don't kayak across large expanses of water, we get really drunk and then Germany invades us.

    We don't even need to be drunk for Germany to invade us!

    Me Too! on
  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    PEOPLE, PLEASE.

    Let's stop this needless anger, and return to the most important issue at hand.

    Namely, how to score me a free trip to Hawaii pre-nuke.
    Do you have a boat.

    Or maybe a canoe

    I have a kayak.

    I don't foresee a kayak trip across the Pacific going all that well, though.
    hey the polynesians did it

    Yeah those guys. cool dudes.

    Artreus on
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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    PEOPLE, PLEASE.

    Let's stop this needless anger, and return to the most important issue at hand.

    Namely, how to score me a free trip to Hawaii pre-nuke.
    Do you have a boat.

    Or maybe a canoe

    I have a kayak.

    I don't foresee a kayak trip across the Pacific going all that well, though.
    hey the polynesians did it

    I'm Polish. We don't kayak across large expanses of water, we get really drunk and then Germany invades us.


    We don't even need to be drunk for Germany to invade us!

    Hey, it wasn't just the Germans.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Yeah it can. You just ignore it and let him wave his skinny little arms around uselessly, and then sanction his ass even harder.

    Yes because this has totally worked since president Clinton was in office.

    Wait shit.

    Metzger Meister on
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Artreus wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    vsove wrote: »
    PEOPLE, PLEASE.

    Let's stop this needless anger, and return to the most important issue at hand.

    Namely, how to score me a free trip to Hawaii pre-nuke.
    Do you have a boat.

    Or maybe a canoe

    I have a kayak.

    I don't foresee a kayak trip across the Pacific going all that well, though.
    hey the polynesians did it

    Yeah those guys. cool dudes.

    You are the worst Asian Studies major, aren't you

    AMP'd on
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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Just starve them out

    by which I mean, starve everyone but our actual enemy, the regime

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    You know what we should do

    Falsify more documents so we have an excuse to invade Korea too

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Thing is, North Korea is sort of innately an excuse

    They're asking for it

    [edit] I mean fuck we're still technically at war with them. Or something.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    I think Obama is the guy who would falsify documents for an excuse to go to Five Guys actually

    That thing MSNBC aired with Brian Williams was awesome as hell

    Me Too! on
  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Don't worry guys, we have SDI to save our-pffft hahahaha.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I just think we need to draw the line here, that's all.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I could really go for a Five Guys bacon cheeseburger right about now

    With some cajun fries

    mmm

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  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I just think we need to draw the line here, that's all.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    We have a Five Guys-esque place a half hour from here

    I should drive out there this weekend

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    I just think we need to draw the line here, that's all.

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  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Aww, but look at Picard -- he was so proud of you.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    We have a Five Guys-esque place a half hour from here

    I should drive out there this weekend

    No

    There is either a Five Guys or there isn't.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    We have a Five Guys-esque place a half hour from here

    I should drive out there this weekend

    Ain't nothin' like the real thing dude

    Pity it's like $10 to get a decent meal

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