Apaches are mean motherfuckers. They are the ninjas of the new world and the basic prototype for how our special forces operate today. The only negatives were the materials the natives used early on. Give them tempered steel and it would be on like Donkey Kong.
Apaches are mean motherfuckers. They are the ninjas of the new world and the basic prototype for how our special forces operate today. The only negatives were the materials the natives used early on. Give them tempered steel and it would be on like Donkey Kong.
Apaches are mean motherfuckers. They are the ninjas of the new world and the basic prototype for how our special forces operate today. The only negatives were the materials the natives used early on. Give them tempered steel and it would be on like Donkey Kong.
Also, resistance to smallpox
They had fire, but apparently free blankets was too good of an offer.
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edited June 2009
It was plaid, man
Plaid was so enticing it caused the fall of the entire Sioux and Apache nations
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I was impressed with the Maori guys too. Big angry guys yelling at you in grass skirts right before they bash your head in and eat you is a scary enemy.
I was impressed with the Maori guys too. Big angry guys yelling at you in grass skirts right before they bash your head in and eat you is a scary enemy.
FandyienBut Otto, what about us? Registered Userregular
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It's amazing what muskets and horses did for the Western world in terms of native-oppression.
So many grass huts would still be there today if the fruit-hatted peoples of the world hadn't succumbed to disease or tried to hit men with guns with sticks
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Pretty much. You don't have to be the best warrior in the world if you have gear that is leaps and bounds better then your enemies.
The Red Baron, perhaps the greatest pilot ever, wouldn't fair well in his bi-plane against an F-22.
It's amazing what muskets and horses did for the Western world in terms of native-oppression.
So many grass huts would still be there today if the fruit-hatted peoples of the world hadn't succumbed to disease or tried to hit men with guns with sticks
which reminds me, I need to play Empire: Total War
It's amazing what muskets and horses did for the Western world in terms of native-oppression.
So many grass huts would still be there today if the fruit-hatted peoples of the world hadn't succumbed to disease or tried to hit men with guns with sticks
which reminds me, I need to play Empire: Total War
Killing the Indians and stealing their land makes me giggle. I'm all "no Tonto, not yours...I need those plantations to earn money for my war machine to crush real enemies".
It's amazing what muskets and horses did for the Western world in terms of native-oppression.
So many grass huts would still be there today if the fruit-hatted peoples of the world hadn't succumbed to disease or tried to hit men with guns with sticks
which reminds me, I need to play Empire: Total War
Killing the Indians and stealing their land makes me giggle. I'm all "no Tonto, not yours...I need those plantations to earn money for my war machine to crush real enemies".
Filthy savages just can't be trusted with anything.
They're such children!
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It's amazing what muskets and horses did for the Western world in terms of native-oppression.
So many grass huts would still be there today if the fruit-hatted peoples of the world hadn't succumbed to disease or tried to hit men with guns with sticks
which reminds me, I need to play Empire: Total War
Killing the Indians and stealing their land makes me giggle. I'm all "no Tonto, not yours...I need those plantations to earn money for my war machine to crush real enemies".
Filthy savages just can't be trusted with anything.
They're such children!
I love playing as the English and imagining discussing my rape and pillage of Indian lands in an upper crust proper English accent. I do say chap, these savages really are not putting up a good fight against our 24 pound cannons and dragoons.
It's amazing what muskets and horses did for the Western world in terms of native-oppression.
So many grass huts would still be there today if the fruit-hatted peoples of the world hadn't succumbed to disease or tried to hit men with guns with sticks
which reminds me, I need to play Empire: Total War
Killing the Indians and stealing their land makes me giggle. I'm all "no Tonto, not yours...I need those plantations to earn money for my war machine to crush real enemies".
Filthy savages just can't be trusted with anything.
They're such children!
I love playing as the English and imagining discussing my rape and pillage of Indian lands in an upper crust proper English accent. I do say chap, these savages really are not putting up a good fight against our 24 pound cannons and dragoons.
All having High Tea in the middle of a burning village
dude raising a cup to his lips as a burning native runs screaming past him
I was impressed with the Maori guys too. Big angry guys yelling at you in grass skirts right before they bash your head in and eat you is a scary enemy.
cj iwakuraThe Rhythm RegentBears The Name FreedomRegistered Userregular
edited June 2009
By the by, the 'scary' stuff in this game shouldn't break it for you. It's really not that bad, just atmospheric. If you've played Thief or F.E.A.R., it's not much worse than that.
The really good character arcs make up for it in spades. The Voerman stuff has to be seen to be believed.
Do I have to wear a cape, speak with a forced British accent, and read Anne Rice novels if I play this?
Only if you're a faggot Toreador or Ventrue.
REAL men play fetish-gear wearing psychopath vampire bitches who yell at stop signs or giant black bikers who hit motherfuckers with a goddamn sledgehammer (malkavian and brujah respectively)
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Do I have to wear a cape, speak with a forced British accent, and read Anne Rice novels if I play this?
Only if you're a faggot Toreador or Ventrue.
REAL men play fetish-gear wearing psychopath vampire bitches who yell at stop signs or giant black bikers who hit motherfuckers with a goddamn sledgehammer (malkavian and brujah respectively)
How about a fat gothy Nosferatu chick that wears clothing that's far to revealing for her weight to attractiveness ratio?
Do I have to wear a cape, speak with a forced British accent, and read Anne Rice novels if I play this?
Only if you're a faggot Toreador or Ventrue.
REAL men play fetish-gear wearing psychopath vampire bitches who yell at stop signs or giant black bikers who hit motherfuckers with a goddamn sledgehammer (malkavian and brujah respectively)
How about a fat gothy Nosferatu chick that wears clothing that's far to revealing for her weight to attractiveness ratio?
Nosferatu females tend to make their ugliness as obvious as humanly possible, because it pisses off the Toreador.
Nosferatu hate the Toreador.
In fact, Nosferatu tend to embrace the 'beautiful people' just to ruin their pretty faces.
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She's a butterface with tusks, warts, and a lazy eye. Still, she has a car and her parents are loaded, so at least she buys stuff for us all the time.
Do I have to wear a cape, speak with a forced British accent, and read Anne Rice novels if I play this?
Only if you're a faggot Toreador.
Slight correction, Ventrue can be hardcore. Pieterzoon survives a Sabbat raid during Gehenna just on account of how sharp-minded he is. They can be jerks, but when things get crazy, they know how to regulate.
I have no appreciation for Toreys. All they do is look pretty and host galleries.
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My friend played this Nosferatu who had been driven insane by his Embrace and had taken to breaking into houses and hiding under children's beds and in closets and shit.
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I remember seeing a series of images from their boot camp and goddamn
How much have you heard about them?
Exactly.
Apaches are mean motherfuckers. They are the ninjas of the new world and the basic prototype for how our special forces operate today. The only negatives were the materials the natives used early on. Give them tempered steel and it would be on like Donkey Kong.
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Also, resistance to smallpox
That is hilarious
They had fire, but apparently free blankets was too good of an offer.
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Plaid was so enticing it caused the fall of the entire Sioux and Apache nations
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So many grass huts would still be there today if the fruit-hatted peoples of the world hadn't succumbed to disease or tried to hit men with guns with sticks
The Red Baron, perhaps the greatest pilot ever, wouldn't fair well in his bi-plane against an F-22.
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which reminds me, I need to play Empire: Total War
That would be hilarious to watch.
Killing the Indians and stealing their land makes me giggle. I'm all "no Tonto, not yours...I need those plantations to earn money for my war machine to crush real enemies".
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Especially if Snoopy was in the F-22.
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honestly Mossad are spies more than anything
The dudes from the Sayeret scare the everliving hell out of me
Filthy savages just can't be trusted with anything.
They're such children!
I love playing as the English and imagining discussing my rape and pillage of Indian lands in an upper crust proper English accent. I do say chap, these savages really are not putting up a good fight against our 24 pound cannons and dragoons.
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All having High Tea in the middle of a burning village
dude raising a cup to his lips as a burning native runs screaming past him
"Oh I say!"
I learned this dance, it was fucking awesome.
The really good character arcs make up for it in spades. The Voerman stuff has to be seen to be believed.
Edit:
Scale of 1 to Left 4 Dead Witch, break this game down.
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WOE
What is the line from that comic?
"You've sown in the field of betrayal, and now you reap only failure?"
Something like that.
I guess I'll start downloading this mess now even though I just bought Ghostbusters for 65 bucks.
Only if you're a faggot Toreador or Ventrue.
REAL men play fetish-gear wearing psychopath vampire bitches who yell at stop signs or giant black bikers who hit motherfuckers with a goddamn sledgehammer (malkavian and brujah respectively)
How about a fat gothy Nosferatu chick that wears clothing that's far to revealing for her weight to attractiveness ratio?
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Nosferatu females tend to make their ugliness as obvious as humanly possible, because it pisses off the Toreador.
Nosferatu hate the Toreador.
In fact, Nosferatu tend to embrace the 'beautiful people' just to ruin their pretty faces.
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Slight correction, Ventrue can be hardcore. Pieterzoon survives a Sabbat raid during Gehenna just on account of how sharp-minded he is. They can be jerks, but when things get crazy, they know how to regulate.
I have no appreciation for Toreys. All they do is look pretty and host galleries.
My friend played this Nosferatu who had been driven insane by his Embrace and had taken to breaking into houses and hiding under children's beds and in closets and shit.
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