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New COMIC Thread 6-24-09

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Michael Clarke Duncan can be the kingpin anytime he wants

    he's the best giant black man

    Tony Lister Jr. is a close second

    tommy "tiny" lister

    also, duncan was the only good thing about an otherwise abortion of a movie

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Hey, I didn't think Michael Clarke Duncan did a bad job or anything. I just don't buy the idea that there are no large white men in Hollywood. I'm wondering how you people would have reacted to a black Sulu or a native American Captain America.

    That last example would actually be kind of cool.

    But Sulu's race has an actual function in the setting. The Kingpin's doesn't. There has literally never been a prominent plotline in the marvel universe in which the Kingpin's race played a prominent part. It's an irrelevance. It's interesting that no one gave a shit that the Spartans in 300 were manifestly not of mediteranean origin but there is a collective monocle pop over a black guy being so uppity as to think he can play the Kingpin. Which he did very well.

    To be fair here, 300 had basically nothing to do with real-world Sparta. I mean, "those dudes ain't Greek" gets trumped by them fighting armies of ninjas and troll-men and dwarves riding on freakmonsters and whatever else. Like zero percent of that story was accurate except the highest-level plot summary.

    also the rampant homophobia, even though the homosexual relationships were a major part of the entire culture

    And yet the film was so incredibly homoerotic pretty much all the way through.

    Insert YouTube "It's Raining Men" video set to 300 footage here.

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  • MagnumCTMagnumCT Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Birthday comic sucks!

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Thanks for the intelligent and well worded input!

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Centipede that made me laugh as hard as I did at de?ad's final battle entry

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Swordfights, are you on Substances right now

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I still think that clip and references to it are funny.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    No sir

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    okay I just had to make sure

    I didn't think what I wrote was that funny!

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    MagnumCT wrote: »
    Birthday comic sucks!

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    You should get a refund.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Michael Clarke Duncan can be the kingpin anytime he wants

    he's the best giant black man

    Tony Lister Jr. is a close second

    tommy "tiny" lister

    also, duncan was the only good thing about an otherwise abortion of a movie

    colin whatshisname was pretty good I thought!

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Michael Clarke Duncan can be the kingpin anytime he wants

    he's the best giant black man

    Tony Lister Jr. is a close second

    tommy "tiny" lister

    also, duncan was the only good thing about an otherwise abortion of a movie

    colin whatshisname was pretty good I thought!

    Colin Ferrell constantly flicking tiny random objects to kill people who annoy him?
    Yeah, that was good

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    my problem with collin ferrel is that I hate collin ferrel

    EDIT: also bullseye


    EDIT2: pretty much daredevil in general

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Colin Farrell is awesome, what are you hating on him for

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    being collin ferrel mostly

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    collin ferrel is pretty collin ferrel

    you can't deny that

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