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[Miniphalla] Cave Phalla - Epilogue - Village/Neutral Victory!

DaiusDaius Registered User regular
edited July 2009 in Critical Failures
Sit down, my children, and I shall tell you a story.

It is the story of the Island that floated high above the surface, shrouded in mystery and wonder.

It is the story of the creatures that lived there, the Mimiga, who struggled against great hardship and adversity.

It is the story of the Doctor, who alongside his minions brought the Island to its knees.

It is the story of the Sakamoto family, who came from the surface only to become embroiled in the unfolding tragedy.

And it is the story of two heroes, fated to save both the island and the surface from total destruction.

This is My Story. This is...


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This is a Miniphalla. A Miniphalla is like a Phalla, but smaller. Any information you may need regarding all things Phalla may be found right here.

This game is based on Cave Story, a freeware adventure game created over the course of 5 years by a single man known as Pixel. Having steadily gained a following since its release, it is now being developed for release on the Wii’s virtual console. If you want to download and play the game you can do so here. I can highly recommend it; it’s entertaining, endearing and very well crafted. Seriously, what’s stopping you?

Prior knowledge of the subject matter is not necessary to play this game, and it should not confer any large advantages to those who have experience with it.

All standard Phalla rules apply; no screen caps, no anonymous contact, no dead people talking to the living, etc. All proboard links should be sent to me to avoid shenanigans.

This Phalla will hopefully not contain any mechanics that will make Dac Vin want to destroy us all.

Vote will close at 2AM BST / 9PM EDT, and narrations will follow some time afterwards, varying depending on how tired I am.


!Sign Up in pretty colours.

1 - DevoutlyApathetic - Professor Booster (Vote Ressurector) - Utterly blown up.
2 - SkyCaptain - Kanpachi (Fisherman) - Gently thrown into a deep pit.
3 - Orange Soda - Santa (Homeowner) - Torn to fine shreds.
4 - Eipnoom - Quote (Vigilante) - Game Over.
5 - oldmanken - Jenka (Bus Driver) - Cremated.
6 - Gumpy - Numahachi (Framer) - Turned to Stone
7 - B:L
8 - Dunadan019
9 - SpectralSpork
10 - kime - King (Double Voter) - Scared half to death. The other half was the ground's doing.
11 - Rainfall - Kazuma Sakamoto (Narration Jacker) - Unintentionally Squished
12 - garroad_ran
13 - Erich Zahn
14 - Ebfan - Tetsuzou (Ability Booster) - Wrong sort of customer.
15 - Julius Caezure
16 - Timmer
17 - Nodgarb - Balrog (Ex-Mafia) - Learnt his Lesson.
18 - dunedainjedi
19 - kuhlmeye
20 - Spectrum
21 - Powerpuppies
22 - Fatal3RR0R
23 - Thetheroo
24 - Darian
25 - [strike]Cleonicus[/strike] Wildcat (Puppy Keeper) - Colon - Flattened. And his little dog, too.

Reserves:
1 - samuari6966
2 - Dac Vin
3 -
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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    !Sign up

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    SkyCaptainSkyCaptain IndianaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Oh bother, another phalla to play in. :P

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    SkyCaptain!

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    Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    why can't I stop

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    EipnoomEipnoom Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Sign Up

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    Kay2Kay2 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    That's a pretty late vote-close.

    I'm a little strung out with Phalla right now given the mini I'm running and the mindfuck that is Rend's Labyrinth (and the fallout from Gumpy's ongoing saga), but I'll definitely be watching this one, Daius.

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kay wrote: »
    That's a pretty late vote-close.

    I'm doing my bit to try and make this Transatlantic.

    I may very well get destroyed in the process.

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So....do you mean EST or EDT just to clarify.

    This post is going to go up at around 9:15 EDT. Most of the US that is on Eastern uses this. I know not about Canuck land.

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So....do you mean EST or EDT just to clarify.

    This post is going to go up at around 9:15 EDT. Most of the US that is on Eastern uses this. I know not about Canuck land.

    EDT. Thanks for reminding me that there's a difference.

    Timezones are the worst bloody things.

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    Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Okay wtf. I tried to play this game twice so far and it keeps restarting my computer!

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Okay wtf. I tried to play this game twice so far and it keeps restarting my computer!

    Um, wow. I've never heard of that before.

    It could be that your sound card is incompatible with it or something.

    I found this
    Go to Start Menu -> Control Panel -> Sounds, Speech, and Audio Devices -> Sounds and Audio Devices -> Audio Tab -> Sound Playback Advanced -> Performance tab -> Hardware Acceleration and set it to either 0 or 1 (Emulation or Basic).

    But if that doesn't work I have no idea.

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    oldmankenoldmanken Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I will leave the confines of D&D to sign up!

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    !Sign up

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    !Misery loves company.

    :winky:

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    FUCK YEAH CAVE STORY

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    (from the photoshoop contest)


    I was going to look for a nice picture of Balrog but got Balrog bukkake instead so I stopped

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    Kay2Kay2 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    I was going to look for a nice picture of Balrog but got Balrog bukkake instead so I stopped

    ...oh christ my brain.

    (I saw it too.)

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Dig down

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    SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Sign up!

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    signup

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    !Sign up

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    garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I haven't been able to play in MONTHS.

    Sign me up!

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    Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    !Sign Up

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    EbfanEbfan Wimmy Wam Wam Wozzle! Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    !sign up

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    Julius CaezureJulius Caezure Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    sign me up!

    (please count this...I can't get bold or colors to work on my p.o.s. phone...please...) I will edit when I get home.

    Edited to add color.

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    TimmerTimmer Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I take one big step out of school into the real world .... to find it's a big cave ...

    !Sign up

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    NodgarbNodgarb Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Would you like to see my cave?

    That's what she said! oooooh!

    !Signup

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    dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Sign up!

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    reporting in

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    SpectrumSpectrum Archer of Inferno Chaldea Rec RoomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Let's go for three in a row!

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    !Sign up

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    Fatal3RR0RFatal3RR0R Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    This looks pretty interesting

    Sign up

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    damnit, none of my grudges are playing so far....

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    ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    You just had to make this theme, didn't you? !Signup

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Can I signup, or is it considered a conflict of interest since I'm hosting this?

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    CleonicusCleonicus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'll signup because I love spreadsheets!

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Darian wrote: »
    Can I signup, or is it considered a conflict of interest since I'm hosting this?
    It's fine....so long as I'm on the same team as you.

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    !Reserve up, please.

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    That filled right on up.

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    dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Two minis just ended, a lot of people are corpses in Rend's maze, and the third mini is like the inactivus buffet.

    I need my phalla fix dammit. IRC only holds me over so long.

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Okay, looks like we're full. Reserves are still very welcome though.

    I'm preparing Role PMs now, expect them over the next few hours.

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