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They come in 3's... McMahon, Farrah and... Michael Jackson?

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    talkin to a buddy of mine about fawcett

    and he's like what'd she die of

    i tell him anal cancer

    he's just like damn, cancer is a disease that doesn't fuck around

    you never hear of a man getting, like

    toe cancer

    no it's always something like breasts or your ass or your lungs or something

    what the hell, cancer

    i guess skin cancer can be kinda sissy sometimes

    but even then

    you don't catch that shit it'll fuck everything

    cancer is scary

    didn't bob marley basically die of toe cancer and being stupid about it?

    yeah, little toe cancer

    wouldn't have it removed cause of rasta stuff about whole bodies etc

    edit: seriously for the past week i have been beaten to the punch on almost everything i say

    get in line, chin

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    one hell of a religion

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I can't go to Rasta Heaven because I'm missing a lymph node?
    Fuck, time to find a new religion.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    We met this dude yesterday after a show

    This old Rasta dude

    White guy with eight foot dreads

    They were wrapped around his head, down his back, and into his belt

    And he was so fucking high right then

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited June 2009
    Guess it's time to wake'n'bake

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I bet he stank like shit.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ahahah volyu oh my god

    that coworker


    also, in the same line

    my roomate met this chick online

    that same day, drove 45 minutes to fuck her, skipped class, brought her back to our fucking apartment and fucked her in the goddamn living room because he shares a room

    I am so glad I was at my parents that friday

    then

    then

    3 days later, he skips class and they go to a party

    they get so loaded an orgy breaks out

    during this orgy she gets part of her clit bitten off

    neither of them has money or a job, so their insurance is through their parents

    they wait a whole fucking day before they go to the hospital, and he skips the day of his fucking practical

    she also made him get a fauxhawk

    p.s. every day of class at our school costs around $350

    a class, which he failed by missing his goddamned practical costs around $4,500

    I hate my roomate

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    I'm literally dumbfounded

    For one why would you ever get a fauxhawk

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    fuck, bob marley's dead too?

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    edited June 2009
    wow

    that's um

    that's quite a bit of stuff to go down in quite a few days

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    pfffffahahahahahha

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    oh god Pip.

    oh...

    ow...oh jesus what the fuck.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    only 6 more weeks of living with that chucklefuck

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    what is your class, pip?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    what is your class, pip?

    I'm at a le cordon bleu

    he was in, I believe, American Regional Cuisine at the time

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    wow, that's fucking expensive.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    wow, that's fucking expensive.

    god I know :(

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Didn't see this posted.

    HI, BILLY MAYS NOT HERE. I'M KIND OF DEAD RIGHT NOW.

    http://twitter.com/YoungBillyMays/status/2372136294

    Now it's 4.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Fuck you, Critical, was just gonna post that.

    Also, damn.

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    edited June 2009
    no way

    I just saw him on Conan

    no fucking way

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2009
    god damnit billy

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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Shiiiiiiit

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    edited June 2009
    nooooo

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    holy shit

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    what the fuck

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    edited June 2009
    is it weird that Billy Mays being dead upsets me more than MJ?

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    this is pretty weird guys

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    zimfan wrote: »
    is it weird that Billy Mays being dead upsets me more than MJ?

    nope

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited June 2009
    Critical wrote: »
    Didn't see this posted.

    HI, BILLY MAYS NOT HERE. I'M KIND OF DEAD RIGHT NOW.

    http://twitter.com/YoungBillyMays/status/2372136294

    Now it's 4.

    Wow, as if he would tweet that.

    took me at least a couple days to tweet that my dad died

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    NOOOOO JESUS NOO

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2009
    so I guess Farrah wasn't actually part of the 3s.. as McMahon, Michael and Mays would make more sense.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Critical wrote: »
    Didn't see this posted.

    HI, BILLY MAYS NOT HERE. I'M KIND OF DEAD RIGHT NOW.

    http://twitter.com/YoungBillyMays/status/2372136294

    Now it's 4.

    Wow, as if he would tweet that.

    took me at least a couple days to tweet that my dad died

    I'll be tweeting it an hour later because I'll throw a damn party but anyway

    Now who will sell us terrible terrible things

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    zimfan wrote: »
    is it weird that Billy Mays being dead upsets me more than MJ?

    Pitchmen was awesome and he was really happy with his new family. :(

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  • HenroidHenroid Radio Demon Internet HellRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    His last gig will be pitching some new coffin design.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Henroid wrote: »
    His last gig will be pitching some new coffin design.

    "So good, even I use it!"

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Critical wrote: »
    Didn't see this posted.

    HI, BILLY MAYS NOT HERE. I'M KIND OF DEAD RIGHT NOW.

    http://twitter.com/YoungBillyMays/status/2372136294

    Now it's 4.

    Wow, as if he would tweet that.

    took me at least a couple days to tweet that my dad died

    Well I figured he wanted to just get it out there since he would be hearing about it after it was reported anyway.

    I honestly thought it was a hoax when I read the headline on SA.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    so I guess Farrah wasn't actually part of the 3s.. as McMahon, Michael and Mays would make more sense.
    it's funny how we tweak the data to make it fit our "theories"

    I realize you're not really being serious, but still I'm sure there are people that actually believe this

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    edited June 2009
    god Billy Mays seemed like a swell guy and I was going to watch Pitchmen so much

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    also, Vince totally did it

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