PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
edited June 2009
ahahah volyu oh my god
that coworker
also, in the same line
my roomate met this chick online
that same day, drove 45 minutes to fuck her, skipped class, brought her back to our fucking apartment and fucked her in the goddamn living room because he shares a room
I am so glad I was at my parents that friday
then
then
3 days later, he skips class and they go to a party
they get so loaded an orgy breaks out
during this orgy she gets part of her clit bitten off
neither of them has money or a job, so their insurance is through their parents
they wait a whole fucking day before they go to the hospital, and he skips the day of his fucking practical
she also made him get a fauxhawk
p.s. every day of class at our school costs around $350
a class, which he failed by missing his goddamned practical costs around $4,500
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that coworker
also, in the same line
my roomate met this chick online
that same day, drove 45 minutes to fuck her, skipped class, brought her back to our fucking apartment and fucked her in the goddamn living room because he shares a room
I am so glad I was at my parents that friday
then
then
3 days later, he skips class and they go to a party
they get so loaded an orgy breaks out
during this orgy she gets part of her clit bitten off
neither of them has money or a job, so their insurance is through their parents
they wait a whole fucking day before they go to the hospital, and he skips the day of his fucking practical
she also made him get a fauxhawk
p.s. every day of class at our school costs around $350
a class, which he failed by missing his goddamned practical costs around $4,500
I hate my roomate
For one why would you ever get a fauxhawk
that's um
that's quite a bit of stuff to go down in quite a few days
oh...
ow...oh jesus what the fuck.
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I'm at a le cordon bleu
he was in, I believe, American Regional Cuisine at the time
god I know
HI, BILLY MAYS NOT HERE. I'M KIND OF DEAD RIGHT NOW.
http://twitter.com/YoungBillyMays/status/2372136294
Now it's 4.
Also, damn.
I just saw him on Conan
no fucking way
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/article1014018.ece
nope
Wow, as if he would tweet that.
took me at least a couple days to tweet that my dad died
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
Coran Attack!
I'll be tweeting it an hour later because I'll throw a damn party but anyway
Now who will sell us terrible terrible things
Pitchmen was awesome and he was really happy with his new family.
"So good, even I use it!"
Well I figured he wanted to just get it out there since he would be hearing about it after it was reported anyway.
I honestly thought it was a hoax when I read the headline on SA.
I realize you're not really being serious, but still I'm sure there are people that actually believe this
carradine, mcmahon, fawcett, mj, now billy mays
dang
if i was a celebrity i'd want june to be over fast
soaked up the blood with a shamwow
god this is the first thing I thought
Apologizing for this in advance.