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A Stale in new Zealand goes Ape-shit with a Gun.

Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
edited June 2009 in Singularity Engine++

Paraplegic suicidal gunman shot dead in Burnside


NEW Zealand police have shot dead a wheelchair-bound suicidal gunman after he fired on police, hitting an officer in the head.
The 40-year-old paraplegic man fired more than 100 rounds from a shotgun and .308 "indiscriminately" down Wadhurst Place, Burnside, about 9pm last night police said.
North Canterbury District Commander, Inspector David Lawry, said the man suffered from a head injury and was understood to have been drinking.
He said the man had contacted his family earlier in the day saying he was suicidal.
When contacted by a negotiating team, the man threatened police, Mr Lawry said.
Up to 40 residents were evacuated to the nearby Burnside High School. One neighbour hit by shotgun fire was taken to Christchurch hospital.
As the Armed Offenders Squad (AOS) laid a cordon a squad member was hit in the head with a shotgun pellet, NZPA reported.
He was taken Christchurch Hospital with moderate injuries, St John Ambulance spokesman Ian Henderson said.

Police and paramedics confirmed the gunman was killed shortly after 10pm.
The gunman's immediate next of kin have been contacted but his name would not be released yet.
He said police "express their deepest sympathy to the family".

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25705370-401,00.html
They get their ramps, some welfare money, and they're still not happy.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    this is really sad to me

    #pipe on
  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    All of this fuss when all they had to do

    Was run up some stairs

    Tasteticle on

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Oh I get it, Stale.

    Hah hah.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    That isn't a Stale.

    The only "wheelchair" at Stale's house has eight cylinders and enough horses to field a mongolian army.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
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    Keith wrote:
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  • Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User
    edited June 2009
    Dang that's like the 2nd gun related death here in 2 months.

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  • scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    He was able to shoot 100 times and no one went up behind him to stop him?

    scarlet blvd. on
  • GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    He was able to shoot 100 times and no one went up behind him to stop him?

    Rotating wheelchair? He's like a turret!

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Damn kangaroo riders.

    Butters on
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Shit. I read this as "Ape goes crazy with gun."

    Damn. That would have been way better.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    what a lousy shot

    Dead Legend on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    if this was dan, then there would be roughly 100 dead australians

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  • TrexyTrexy Registered User
    edited June 2009
    i had forgotten all about stale
    he rode his wheelchair in to my heart a while back

    Trexy on
  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    what a lousy shot

    It's hard to hit a target when you're riding a kangaroo

    Wait, they don't have native marsupials in New Zealand

    Butters is a liar

    Lost Salient on
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  • Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User
    edited June 2009
    Why did you capitalise Zealand but not New.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    what a lousy shot

    It's hard to hit a target when you're riding a kangaroo

    Wait, they don't have native marsupials in New Zealand

    Butters is a liar

    it's easy to ride a sheep and shoot off its back!

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I don't want to talk about this story

    this thread is now about how awesome Stale is

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  • TrexyTrexy Registered User
    edited June 2009
    stale is pretty freakin awesome!

    Trexy on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    stale is awesome enough for me to give him $250 and hope he doesn't run off to atlantic city and blow it all on whores and gambling

    Dead Legend on
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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    if this was dan, then there would be roughly 100 dead australians

    New Zealanders

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    A sheep once tried to eat my hair!

    And that is pretty much the extent of my sheep experience.

    Lost Salient on
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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    if this was dan, then there would be roughly 100 dead australians

    New Zealanders

    there's a difference?

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    A sheep once tried to eat my hair!

    And that is pretty much the extent of my sheep experience.

    There is a guy here at work who seems to have a lot of experience in dealing with sheep.

    Always telling us how it works best when you wear big gum boots and put the sheep's back legs into each boot whilst wearing velcro gloves for maximum grip and I'm just like please dude I'm trying to eat my sandwhich why you gotta do a thing?

    edit: He is from New Zealand also

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  • TheRealBadgerTheRealBadger Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Fucking New Zealanders

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    A sheep once tried to eat my hair!

    And that is pretty much the extent of my sheep experience.

    There is a guy here at work who seems to have a lot of experience in dealing with sheep.

    Always telling us how it works best when you wear big gum boots and put the sheep's back legs into each boot whilst wearing velcro gloves for maximum grip and I'm just like please dude I'm trying to eat my sandwhich why you gotta do a thing?

    edit: He is from New Zealand also

    well you see you get the wellington boots and put the backlegs in there and get them up to a cliff and when you try and push them over they push back

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Yes he also said that.

    I really hoped he was joking, but uh, I just got the feeling he'd had some experience.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kiwi Fruits are delicious

    if you eat the skin you are weird

    #pipe on
  • Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User
    edited June 2009
    But the skin is also delicious.

    Shifty Fister on
  • TheRealBadgerTheRealBadger Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I have a giant bag of them which is almost ripe. One more week and they will be amazing.

    I have never known a person to eat the skin

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The skin is not delicious, but it is so much more convenient to just eat it instead of having to use a spoon.

    L|ama on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    stale is awesome enough for me to give him $250 and hope he doesn't run off to atlantic city and blow it all on whores and gambling
    but even if he did, you'd forgive him for it

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kiwi skin is like hair.

    I do not like eating hair.

    Girls who eat hair are gross.

    Girls in general are gross.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Kiwi Fruits are delicious

    if you eat the skin you are weird

    I am eating a Kiwi Fruit with the skin as we speak.

    Though I'm getting a bit sick of the skin, might just resort to using a spoon for the rest.

    Tweaked_Bat_ on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kiwi skin is like hair.

    I do not like eating hair.

    Girls who eat hair are gross.

    Girls in general are gross.

    I don't trust anything that bleeds for three days and doesn't die

    #pipe on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    this is really sad to me

    see this is hilarious to me

    i picture a guy sitting limply in his wheelchair in the middle of the road at night, firing randomly down the street at nothing in particular, shouting slurred half-words at the moon as his head rocks around weakly

    i love it!

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    hey guys yesterday I saw a girl with her arm stuck in one of those claw machines

    she was there for like 20 minutes sobbing her eyes out as all her friends sorta pottered around her

    I nearly burst a blood vessel from holding in my laughter

    YaYa on
  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Claw machines?

    Tweaked_Bat_ on
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    you know the toy machines with the little metal claw that has to grab them

    I'm sure there's a more acceptable name for them

    girl had her arm stuck right in the prize chute

    YaYa on
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Ahahahahaha

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I thought that's what you meant.

    So she put her arm where it wasn't supposed to go, and it got stuck?

    I'd be laughing pretty hard.

    Tweaked_Bat_ on
  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    she was like wedged in there too

    I don't know what she was expecting, there's literally a foot and a half of chute before you can even come close to a prize

    her forearm wasn't even halfway to the prizes

    YaYa on
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