That would be the only reality show I would watch. Take some dude, preferably a guy about to get married or somebody who has had only one girlfriend he's far too attached to, and lock him in a house with like 20 chicks ranging from hot, to damn hot, to skanky hot, to just whore.
Make him stay there for two weeks stocked with booze, condoms, and good food. Film everything. If he lasts, they pay for his wedding or whatever. If not, porn.
My neighbors used to hang around the parking lot behind me and party nearly every night. My nieces and nephew stayed over one night and were just having fun watching old Disney movies. Neighbors are outside causing a ruckus and one of them starts kicking on my back door. I opened it up and found this drunken asshole who wanted to invite me to the party. No thanks I say. The fucker stumbled into my house and started bitching about me being a bad neighbor for not wanting to be a part of their little scene. I told him to get the fuck out of my house and the little bitch refused. So I grabbed him by his neck and I dragged him out my door and tossed him into the grass. Walked back inside my apartment and grabbed a shotgun out of my laundry room. Went to the door and saw his buddies gathering around and told them to not even think about fucking with me. I closed the door and went back to watching The Lion King.
I guess they moped around for a bit and called it a night. Two weeks later two apts out of four were empty and I haven't been bothered since. Sure I didn't like all the loud noises and raunchy behavior but I'm not one to tell people how to be if their actions aren't bothering me. Kick on my door and scare the little ones. Then come into my home and make us feel threatened then you can expect me to take offense. I know a few ways to stop nonsense and none of them are nice.
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edited June 2009
I have quite an awesome setup.
Theres some older lady that lives below me but she's almost never home she's like a flight attendant or something. The only wall I share is my living room and their bedroom and its thick ass cement.
The worst thing I've ever had is people sitting at the top of the stairs by my window smoking at like 3am. I was playing video games so i didn't care.
My neighbors used to hang around the parking lot behind me and party nearly every night. My nieces and nephew stayed over one night and were just having fun watching old Disney movies. Neighbors are outside causing a ruckus and one of them starts kicking on my back door. I opened it up and found this drunken asshole who wanted to invite me to the party. No thanks I say. The fucker stumbled into my house and started bitching about me being a bad neighbor for not wanting to be a part of their little scene. I told him to get the fuck out of my house and the little bitch refused. So I grabbed him by his neck and I dragged him out my door and tossed him into the grass. Walked back inside my apartment and grabbed a shotgun out of my laundry room. Went to the door and saw his buddies gathering around and told them to not even think about fucking with me. I closed the door and went back to watching The Lion King.
I guess they moped around for a bit and called it a night. Two weeks later two apts out of four were empty and I haven't been bothered since. Sure I didn't like all the loud noises and raunchy behavior but I'm not one to tell people how to be if their actions aren't bothering me. Kick on my door and scare the little ones. Then come into my home and make us feel threatened then you can expect me to take offense. I know a few ways to stop nonsense and none of them are nice.
This story would have been more awesome if you blew a hole in his chest and fucked his heart in front of his friends.
I've got a pretty sweet living arrangement. My apartment is in a nice old building in a really nice neighborhood. The rent is a steal for the area. The bedroom and living room are huge. The kitchen's a little small, but it works. It's just me and my girlfriend so there's no more roommate bullshit.
The landlady is pretty nice, and is usually really good about having repairs done.
I guess this doesn't belong in this thread.
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I've got a pretty sweet living arrangement. My apartment is in a nice old building in a really nice neighborhood. The rent is a steal for the area. The bedroom and living room are huge. The kitchen's a little small, but it works. It's just me and my girlfriend so there's no more roommate bullshit.
The landlady is pretty nice, and is usually really good about having repairs done.
I guess this doesn't belong in this thread.
The turkey was a little dry...DAMN YOU MONKEY PAW!
My neighbors used to hang around the parking lot behind me and party nearly every night. My nieces and nephew stayed over one night and were just having fun watching old Disney movies. Neighbors are outside causing a ruckus and one of them starts kicking on my back door. I opened it up and found this drunken asshole who wanted to invite me to the party. No thanks I say. The fucker stumbled into my house and started bitching about me being a bad neighbor for not wanting to be a part of their little scene. I told him to get the fuck out of my house and the little bitch refused. So I grabbed him by his neck and I dragged him out my door and tossed him into the grass. Walked back inside my apartment and grabbed a shotgun out of my laundry room. Went to the door and saw his buddies gathering around and told them to not even think about fucking with me. I closed the door and went back to watching The Lion King.
I guess they moped around for a bit and called it a night. Two weeks later two apts out of four were empty and I haven't been bothered since. Sure I didn't like all the loud noises and raunchy behavior but I'm not one to tell people how to be if their actions aren't bothering me. Kick on my door and scare the little ones. Then come into my home and make us feel threatened then you can expect me to take offense. I know a few ways to stop nonsense and none of them are nice.
Shit yeah.
I dumped a girl once when she told me she wouldn't stay with me any more after finding out I kept a few guns in the house.
Specifically for assholes like you just described.
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edited June 2009
My mother-in-law tried to tell me that keeping guns in the house was wrong and dangerous after my son was born. I laughed at her and told her now I had something important to protect. I probably should have just shot her.
My mother-in-law tried to tell me that keeping guns in the house was wrong and dangerous after my son was born. I laughed at her and told her now I had something important to protect. I probably should have just shot her.
A decision you will regret for the rest of your life.
I really hate college students.
Well, ones who have the attitude of "it's summer! It is now time to party every night since we no longer have to get up in the morning for classes!"
Fuckers.
I actually do have to sleep at night due to having to go to work in the morning.
I hate living in an over-priced college town, and therefore having to live near students in order to afford the rent. I stay away from the area of town near the frats, but I can only get so far away.
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If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
The last apartment I was in, we lived across the hall from an old dude who wrote poems about hockey and would show up at our apartment every week or so to recite his poems about hockey.
Guy bangs on my door the other day. Asks if he can come in and chill. Yeah, fine.
Almost to the point of sobbing. You know me and Jess broke up right? Sure didn't. Yeah, I don't think she's ready for a relationship. Oh yeah? Did the constant stream of men in and out of the apartment while you were gone clue ya in?
You realize by letting him in, you give him power over you like with vampires right?
The last apartment I was in, we lived across the hall from an old dude who wrote poems about hockey and would show up at our apartment every week or so to recite his poems about hockey.
Hahaha, that's the best.
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I really hate college students.
Well, ones who have the attitude of "it's summer! It is now time to party every night since we no longer have to get up in the morning for classes!"
Fuckers.
I actually do have to sleep at night due to having to go to work in the morning.
I hate living in an over-priced college town, and therefore having to live near students in order to afford the rent. I stay away from the area of town near the frats, but I can only get so far away.
We discovered last week that we have these just above us. Or rather, they are of the mindset, "Let's party and get fucked-up-drunk because it's THURSDAY!" I never understood that logic. Yeah, Thursday's the day before Friday. Is Friday part of the weekend now? Do we give every new baby chocolate eclair too?
I really hate college students.
Well, ones who have the attitude of "it's summer! It is now time to party every night since we no longer have to get up in the morning for classes!"
Fuckers.
I actually do have to sleep at night due to having to go to work in the morning.
I hate living in an over-priced college town, and therefore having to live near students in order to afford the rent. I stay away from the area of town near the frats, but I can only get so far away.
We discovered last week that we have these just above us. Or rather, they are of the mindset, "Let's party and get fucked-up-drunk because it's THURSDAY!" I never understood that logic. Yeah, Thursday's the day before Friday. Is Friday part of the weekend now? Do we give every new baby chocolate eclair too?
in germany at least, friday is usually the day with almost no/no lectures for the first few semesters
Guy bangs on my door the other day. Asks if he can come in and chill. Yeah, fine.
Almost to the point of sobbing. You know me and Jess broke up right? Sure didn't. Yeah, I don't think she's ready for a relationship. Oh yeah? Did the constant stream of men in and out of the apartment while you were gone clue ya in?
You realize by letting him in, you give him power over you like with vampires right?
I have Cory Feldman on my side.
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edited June 2009
I just never understood the treatment of a state of drunkeness as a goal to be admired.
"My plan for tonight is to get fucking shitfaced and puke!"
"Man, you should have seen it last night, I completely blacked out!"
My neighbor seems to think the entire street is his garage. He's got like 3-4 cars that he's working on (i assume he picks up junkers cheap, and fixes them up?) scattered around. keep in mind, i live in the city in a townhouse. typically, i don't really care but when there are car parts all over the place, and you're gunning the red dragon's engine in the middle of the day, it can get annoying. he seems like a nice guy though, and he hasn't blocked my parking pad in a while, so we cool. for now
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Nothing wrong with having fun. Sometimes getting wasted with friends is a fun thing.
Different strokes, I guess. I'm all for having a couple drinks while sitting around with friends, but I prefer it when the alcohol is an accessory rather than the main event.
When you can't remember anything of the previous night, do you just assume that you had a good time?
The school I went to was very close to NYC and Philly, so a lot of people went home to the city on weekends, be doing sports things, or would go skiing up in the mountains. Thursday became the party night because all of the people were around. Fridays and Saturdays were usually dead.
there are plenty of people who can booze it up and not be "OH MAN I DID SO MANY SHOTS I THREW UP ON YOUR DOG LOL" but yeah, just looking at textsfromlastnight.com there are plenty of folks looking to get fucked up.
there seem to be quite a few entries from -044 numbers, that's England, right?
Nothing wrong with having fun. Sometimes getting wasted with friends is a fun thing.
Is it ever any more fun than just sitting around enjoying your friends company with a glass of wine and some soft music? Because, if it is, then those people aren't really your friends, and you/they are just using them/you as an excuse to drink without feeling like an alcoholic fuckup.
my uni bars have regular parties and whatever and they are always on thursdays
i never go to them because i always have class on fridays
and i would figure that they are mainly for art students who only have class a couple days a week and the main party bar is the one near all the arts shit so yea that makes sense
but then my faculty also throws some parties, always on thursdays which is strange because we get almost no flexibility with our timetables so pretty much everyone else has class on fridays too
I've got a pretty sweet living arrangement. My apartment is in a nice old building in a really nice neighborhood. The rent is a steal for the area. The bedroom and living room are huge. The kitchen's a little small, but it works. It's just me and my girlfriend so there's no more roommate bullshit.
The landlady is pretty nice, and is usually really good about having repairs done.
I guess this doesn't belong in this thread.
The turkey was a little dry...DAMN YOU MONKEY PAW!
Nicely played.
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Nothing wrong with having fun. Sometimes getting wasted with friends is a fun thing.
Is it ever any more fun than just sitting around enjoying your friends company with a glass of wine and some soft music? Because, if it is, then those people aren't really your friends, and you/they are just using them/you as an excuse to drink without feeling like an alcoholic fuckup.
I dunno, that seems a bit broadbrush/harsh. Some people like a more active evening, and that I can understand. I can understand people who want to go out to clubs and dance and have alcohol while they're there. I can understand people who want to watch a sporting event and drink beer while they're watching.
What I don't understand is people for whom the entire point of the evening is to drink as much alcohol as possible, and blacking out/vomitting/getting a hangover is some sort of badge of accomplishment.
Getting drunk as a byproduct/flavor to add to the main activity? Makes sense.
Getting drunk as the main activity? Doesn't make sense.
Nothing wrong with having fun. Sometimes getting wasted with friends is a fun thing.
Is it ever any more fun than just sitting around enjoying your friends company with a glass of wine and some soft music? Because, if it is, then those people aren't really your friends, and you/they are just using them/you as an excuse to drink without feeling like an alcoholic fuckup.
I dunno, that seems a bit broadbrush/harsh. Some people like a more active evening, and that I can understand. I can understand people who want to go out to clubs and dance and have alcohol while they're there. I can understand people who want to watch a sporting event and drink beer while they're watching.
What I don't understand is people for whom the entire point of the evening is to drink as much alcohol as possible, and blacking out/vomitting/getting a hangover is some sort of badge of accomplishment.
Getting drunk as a byproduct/flavor to add to the main activity? Makes sense.
Getting drunk as the main activity? Doesn't make sense.
I stand by what I said.
Being drunk isn't a big deal, I've done it myself, but saying the fun is getting wasted with friends is just stupid. And, if you can't enjoy a normal non-drunken evening with the same set of friends, then they're not friends.
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And then buys them back.
Do you work for Vault-Tec?
I guess they moped around for a bit and called it a night. Two weeks later two apts out of four were empty and I haven't been bothered since. Sure I didn't like all the loud noises and raunchy behavior but I'm not one to tell people how to be if their actions aren't bothering me. Kick on my door and scare the little ones. Then come into my home and make us feel threatened then you can expect me to take offense. I know a few ways to stop nonsense and none of them are nice.
Theres some older lady that lives below me but she's almost never home she's like a flight attendant or something. The only wall I share is my living room and their bedroom and its thick ass cement.
The worst thing I've ever had is people sitting at the top of the stairs by my window smoking at like 3am. I was playing video games so i didn't care.
This story would have been more awesome if you blew a hole in his chest and fucked his heart in front of his friends.
The landlady is pretty nice, and is usually really good about having repairs done.
I guess this doesn't belong in this thread.
The turkey was a little dry...DAMN YOU MONKEY PAW!
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Shit yeah.
I dumped a girl once when she told me she wouldn't stay with me any more after finding out I kept a few guns in the house.
Specifically for assholes like you just described.
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A decision you will regret for the rest of your life.
Well, ones who have the attitude of "it's summer! It is now time to party every night since we no longer have to get up in the morning for classes!"
Fuckers.
I actually do have to sleep at night due to having to go to work in the morning.
I hate living in an over-priced college town, and therefore having to live near students in order to afford the rent. I stay away from the area of town near the frats, but I can only get so far away.
You realize by letting him in, you give him power over you like with vampires right?
Hahaha, that's the best.
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We discovered last week that we have these just above us. Or rather, they are of the mindset, "Let's party and get fucked-up-drunk because it's THURSDAY!" I never understood that logic. Yeah, Thursday's the day before Friday. Is Friday part of the weekend now? Do we give every new baby chocolate eclair too?
in germany at least, friday is usually the day with almost no/no lectures for the first few semesters
also, as an unrepentant alcoholic college student, fuck you, grandpa
Save that keg and go wild the very next day.
It was you damn kids that put a hole in my wall!
I have Cory Feldman on my side.
"My plan for tonight is to get fucking shitfaced and puke!"
"Man, you should have seen it last night, I completely blacked out!"
...congrats?
Different strokes, I guess. I'm all for having a couple drinks while sitting around with friends, but I prefer it when the alcohol is an accessory rather than the main event.
When you can't remember anything of the previous night, do you just assume that you had a good time?
Dunno about abroad, but it's probably due to American's inability to have any middle ground when it comes to vices.
You either have to be completely good and Holy and puritan or you're an evil boozer who is destroying your life and family and setting a bad example.
The school I went to was very close to NYC and Philly, so a lot of people went home to the city on weekends, be doing sports things, or would go skiing up in the mountains. Thursday became the party night because all of the people were around. Fridays and Saturdays were usually dead.
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there seem to be quite a few entries from -044 numbers, that's England, right?
Is it ever any more fun than just sitting around enjoying your friends company with a glass of wine and some soft music? Because, if it is, then those people aren't really your friends, and you/they are just using them/you as an excuse to drink without feeling like an alcoholic fuckup.
i never go to them because i always have class on fridays
and i would figure that they are mainly for art students who only have class a couple days a week and the main party bar is the one near all the arts shit so yea that makes sense
but then my faculty also throws some parties, always on thursdays which is strange because we get almost no flexibility with our timetables so pretty much everyone else has class on fridays too
Nicely played.
I dunno, that seems a bit broadbrush/harsh. Some people like a more active evening, and that I can understand. I can understand people who want to go out to clubs and dance and have alcohol while they're there. I can understand people who want to watch a sporting event and drink beer while they're watching.
What I don't understand is people for whom the entire point of the evening is to drink as much alcohol as possible, and blacking out/vomitting/getting a hangover is some sort of badge of accomplishment.
Getting drunk as a byproduct/flavor to add to the main activity? Makes sense.
Getting drunk as the main activity? Doesn't make sense.
I stand by what I said.
Being drunk isn't a big deal, I've done it myself, but saying the fun is getting wasted with friends is just stupid. And, if you can't enjoy a normal non-drunken evening with the same set of friends, then they're not friends.