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Pyramid Schemes: The More People You Recruit, The More Money You Make!!

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    anyone wanna buy a kirby vacuum?

    I had a couple friends who did the Kirby vacuum thing

    they made soooome money, I tell you what

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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2009
    anyone wanna buy a kirby vacuum?

    My friend worked for that shit.

    Didn't get paid a cent.

    honey nut cheerios on
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  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited June 2009
    I wish I could sell drugs.

    ascot on
  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    I wish I could sell drugs.

    I am the drug fairy.

    You wish will come true with just three payments of 39.95!

    honey nut cheerios on
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  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited June 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    I wish I could sell drugs.

    I am the drug fairy.

    You wish will come true with just three payments of 39.95!

    My wish are come true?

    fuck yes, bout time
    Now I can ditch this place

    ascot on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    My very first job after I got out of the army was selling cars, I quite after a month because I was too honest.

    I am a man of questionable morality and I was too honest for this business.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim regular __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Bernie Mac sold cars in the first transformers movie and look where that got him

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  • JordynJordyn regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    My mom's second husband was a car salesman. He was a drunk and an asshole.

    Jordyn on
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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2009
    Some people I know got this thing in the mail where it said to send 1 dollar to everyone on some list, and then add your name to the list or some shit, I dunno, apparently it makes money.


    They thought about doing it.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    life is hard

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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2009
    Can't argue with you there Shank.

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  • JordynJordyn regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    nah, it's ok.

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I have bagel bites, thus life is great.

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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    I have bagel bites, thus life is great.

    I love the stuffed ones.

    are they stuffed ones?

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  • KazhiimKazhiim regular __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    those are totinos pizza rolls

    everybody loves totinos pizza rolls

    especially I

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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2009
    Pizza rolls taste like preservatives.

    No I mean the stuffed bagel bites.

    They are far better.

    Besides have you seen that kid on youtube eat the forty pizza rolls? I didn't eat for two days.

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  • mcpmcp regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    A friend dragged me to one of these fucking things when I was in high school.

    He called it a networking seminar, so I thought it was about computer networking.

    I told him he was an idiot, and left.

    mcp on
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  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited June 2009
    life is hard

    I disagree.

    Let's fight.

    ascot on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I wasn't being serious, you guys

    it was supposed to come after jordyn's post

    argh

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  • JordynJordyn regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    What the fuck would that have meant after my post, Shank?

    That I can't talk about shitty things that have happened to me?

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  • JordynJordyn regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Was I being too complainy for you saying that my ex-stepdad was an asshole?

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  • PonyPony regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    it's important that shank tells people how they should be posting

    Pony on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    You guys give Shank way more shit than is merited.
    He is an ok dude!

    neville on
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  • MeldingMelding regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Without Shank where would be be now? everyone would post what they want instead of..what shank wants? I lost steam, sorry.

    Melding on
  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited June 2009
    Maybe he meant "life is hard" thus explains the reason for drinking and being an asshole

    ascot on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    jordyn and pony, you guys are being ridiculous

    melding, you're always ridiculous, but in a more endearing way

    let's touch our butts together

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Melding wrote: »
    Without Shank where would be be now? everyone would post what they want instead of..what shank wants? I lost steam, sorry.

    A little shaky on the dismount.

    Oooh, the Russian judges are holding up 3s. They didn't like it at all.

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  • JordynJordyn regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    neville wrote: »
    You guys give Shank way more shit than is merited.
    He is an ok dude!

    Hey, I never give Shank shit just to give him shit.

    But I don't know what the fuck he was trying to get at just now.

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  • PonyPony regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    neville wrote: »
    You guys give Shank way more shit than is merited.
    He is an ok dude!

    i ride shank's ass all the time because he does the same to me

    it's reciprocal sniping

    Pony on
  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    You guys give Shank way more shit than is merited.
    He is an ok dude!

    Hey, I never give Shank shit just to give him shit.

    But I don't know what the fuck he was trying to get at just now.

    jordyn you gotta stop being angry

    and you gotta start touching butts

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Without Shank where would be be now? everyone would post what they want instead of..what shank wants? I lost steam, sorry.

    A little shaky on the dismount.

    Oooh, the Russian judges are holding up 3s. They didn't like it at all.

    the Russians don't care for most things

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    You guys give Shank way more shit than is merited.
    He is an ok dude!

    Hey, I never give Shank shit just to give him shit.

    But I don't know what the fuck he was trying to get at just now.

    well alright, but some people do
    Well, mostly just Dru.

    t shank: Damn, lemme get in on that

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  • SeriouslySeriously regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I have a quarter, which forumers could I ride for a quarter?

    Seriously on
  • MeldingMelding regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    jordyn and pony, you guys are being ridiculous

    melding, you're always ridiculous, but in a more endearing way

    let's touch our butts together

    I just like to poke fun at people, I honestly hold no ill will for anyone i ever make fun of.

    Melding on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Seriously wrote: »
    I have a quarter, which forumers could I ride for a quarter?

    oh hi

    neville on
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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    guys, don't ever forget that everything is a big deal

    keep it in your minds forever

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  • MeldingMelding regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    If someone disagrees with you on the internet it is a matter of honour that you call their family jizz guzzling cumsluts that supported hitler.

    Melding on
  • -smash-smash regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Oh god. I had a Primerica interview in college. One of my otherwise quite brilliant friends bought their bullshit completely and I think he gave them my name. In retrospect, I should never have gone to an interview before I knew the name of the company, but in my defense I was poor.

    Giving the wrong answers to every one of his leading questions was kind of fun, though.

    -smash on
  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Melding wrote: »
    If someone disagrees with you on the internet it is a matter of honour that you call their family jizz guzzling cumsluts that supported hitler.

    But Germany was in a depression! They had to make money somehow!

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  • JordynJordyn regular Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    look look look Shank

    The drunk asshole stepdad? He was a really fucking horrible person. I mentioned him casually because someone brought up being a car salesman, and this waste of atoms spent most of time trying to start car dealerships, and only working at them maybe 3 hours a day. But when it seems like someone is acting condescending about my experiences with him, like maybe they were just a goddamn walk in the park, well hey, I get a little defensive.

    So whatevs

    butt touching uuuuh


    ....


    I'm kinda gassy at the moment.

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