One time I was in jail and my cell mate was gay. He talked about having sex with dudes and made jokes about how on the little cases of hair gel they give us there is a piece of tape with FOR HAIR USE ONLY written on it. I was the only person in the entire place that was willing to let him in their cell. He was a funny motherfucker so it was their loss.
I really hate college students.
Well, ones who have the attitude of "it's summer! It is now time to party every night since we no longer have to get up in the morning for classes!"
Fuckers.
I actually do have to sleep at night due to having to go to work in the morning.
I hate living in an over-priced college town, and therefore having to live near students in order to afford the rent. I stay away from the area of town near the frats, but I can only get so far away.
That's sorta the problem I have with one of my roommates.
It's lessened now since he now has a job. But for a while it was "HEY LETS SMOKE POT EVERY NIGHT"
When you have a party for smoking pot 50 days in a row... yeah, that's a sign of a problem, not something to cheer.
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Some people require inebriation to tolerate.
but i also enjoy the events that occur while i get really fucked up
and i don't get so fucked up that i black out.
occasionally i vomit. sometimes i sleep in funny places.
but i remember everything
After drinking a pint of scotch, pint of ever clear, three shots of tequila, one of those pony bottles of Jaegar, and 17 beers.
I woke up on a twin bed mattress on the floor of a nasty apartment I have never been in before or since.
I got up and left when I came to.
Getting a good buzz goin is fun all the zee time.
you should sue
Yes I agree
Fuck. Like twenty times, in a barn.
Whoa whoa, he managed to resist the urge? Despite being the same room as a guy?
Fucking hero of the gays right there.
edit: Wow that sounds homophobic. He was kind of a weird looking dude to begin with.
I saw a gay person once I think, at the supermarket
uhhh
Every woman you've ever been attracted to is terrified of you.
Should've read again before posting.
and I am subscribed to the dora the explorer forums
"I - "
"I don't want to hear it, queermo. You stay over in your little gay corner of the room and I'll just hang out over here being straight."
They just can't resist him.
It must get so tiresome.
and your roomate is sir toasty maybe
in my little joke
"Come on Daisy-May! Come on! Do your business! Do your poop! Come on Daisy-May!"
That's sorta the problem I have with one of my roommates.
It's lessened now since he now has a job. But for a while it was "HEY LETS SMOKE POT EVERY NIGHT"
When you have a party for smoking pot 50 days in a row... yeah, that's a sign of a problem, not something to cheer.
It wasn't cool.
let's all be honest for a second
who isn't intensely attracted to sirtoasty
"hey man
stop hitting me in the head"