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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    oh oh rank you could have some dick of a wizard open a portal to a mirror universe in their dungeon

    and the mirror universe

    is just a big mirror held up to the model
    uh no

    Rankenphile on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Are there any insectoid playable races yet in 4e?

    Because I kinda want to have a tyranid styled character

    Possibly a shaman who has spore mine spirit companions

    Or, I dunno, a lictor styled rogue or a ranger with some sort of nasty motherfucker of an "animal" companion
    Thri-Kreen got namedropped in the Eberron Player's guide, but that's about it so far.

    Damn

    Thri-Kreen would work beautifully too

    Any bets they'll be in for PH3? With all the psionics going about?

    Maybe

    But that's a ways off. I may just end up custom building a bioforged race off of the warforged with distinct insect resemblances

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    yeah I've had better ideas

    Kazhiim on
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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    one of these days i'm just going to break down and move to seattle

    don't you ever fucking say that again

    DO YOU HEAR ME

    i'm sorry! it was a moment of weakness

    nuke seattle!

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Pretty soon everyone on the forum will have moved to Seattle

    and then someone will have to move to a smaller section of Seattle to talk about how great it is

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Pretty soon everyone on the forum will have moved to Seattle

    and then someone will have to move to a smaller section of Seattle to talk about how great it is
    WESTSIDE%20EMBLEM%204.jpg

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    throw ya wu's up in tha air

    WU-TANG KILLA BEES

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) I want to cut to the feelingRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Seattle isn't that terrible of a fate. There's wine, women, and song over there. I'll be okay.

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I like Seattle

    but honestly

    California for life

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Seattle isn't that terrible of a fate. There's wine, women, and song over there. I'll be okay.

    Are you trying to make me high five you with this post or not?

    Straightzi on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    throw ya wu's up in tha air

    WU-TANG KILLA BEES
    WESS-SIYYYIIIIIIIDE

    Rankenphile on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I think a cool thing to do with that would be to have some kind of burrowing/digging/mining race invade through the walls.

    They keep coming in and the players have to keep fighting them off (as in, they keep coming through the hole) until they patch up the wall, which they do by taking a standard action near the wall like five times or something. Naturally, the invading forces would do everything in their power to make sure that doesn't happen. It would play off the "defending the same area" thing, while taking the players a little out of their comfort zone by changing the usual direction of attack.

    Of course I've never played a tabletop game so I probably just look like a big dumb guy right now.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) I want to cut to the feelingRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Seattle isn't that terrible of a fate. There's wine, women, and song over there. I'll be okay.

    Are you trying to make me high five you with this post or not?

    Straightzi, you have been added to the list. The list of people I will party with at some point in the near future.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Or just, y'know, wait a couple levels and then throw a bulette in there

    Bulettes are wicked fun in fourth

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) I want to cut to the feelingRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I think a cool thing to do with that would be to have some kind of burrowing/digging/mining race invade through the walls.

    They keep coming in and the players have to keep fighting them off (as in, they keep coming through the hole) until they patch up the wall, which they do by taking a standard action near the wall like five times or something. Naturally, the invading forces would do everything in their power to make sure that doesn't happen. It would play off the "defending the same area" thing, while taking the players a little out of their comfort zone by changing the usual direction of attack.

    Of course I've never played a tabletop game so I probably just look like a big dumb guy right now.

    Dwarves.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Super dumb

    crazy dumb

    rank: MIRRORS EVERYWHERE

    A CASTER'S WORST NIGHTMARE

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Seattle isn't that terrible of a fate. There's wine, women, and song over there. I'll be okay.

    Are you trying to make me high five you with this post or not?

    Straightzi, you have been added to the list. The list of people I will party with at some point in the near future.

    Sounds good to me. You seem to be a respectable sort of gentleman yourself.

    Straightzi on
  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) I want to cut to the feelingRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Seattle isn't that terrible of a fate. There's wine, women, and song over there. I'll be okay.

    Are you trying to make me high five you with this post or not?

    Straightzi, you have been added to the list. The list of people I will party with at some point in the near future.

    Sounds good to me. You seem to be a respectable sort of gentleman yourself.

    This is one of the better compliments I have received. Thank you!

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Yeah, dwarves is what I was thinking.

    Or marauding duergar, or maybe a powerful Gnome Wizard who is channeling the spell that keeps the hole open, so you have to interrupt his spell.

    you could really go a lot of directions with it

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    So, have any of the various supplemental materials for 4e had a magic carpet in them yet?

    My pygmy needs a astral surfboard.

    DE?AD on
  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Someday I'll run an adventure with all of the absurd D&D monsters in it

    Flumphs, Froghemoths, those weird vampire heads (vargouielles?)

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Seriously, bulette. Or bulettes, I guess, but they're kinda a bitch on their own as is. Although they'll need a couple levels before they can take one.

    There's also the magnificent option of just having a bulette chilling in the area while marauding adventuring parties are coming on through, and having it attacking everyone in the area, as well as wrecking anything vaguely stone.

    Straightzi on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Someday I'll run an adventure with all of the absurd D&D monsters in it

    Flumphs, Froghemoths, those weird vampire heads (vargouielles?)
    and myconids myconids myconids

    Rankenphile on
  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Someday I'll run an adventure with all of the absurd D&D monsters in it

    Flumphs, Froghemoths, those weird vampire heads (vargouielles?)
    and myconids myconids myconids

    It'll be a god damned myconid fire sale, I tell you what

    Also, they're vargouilles. Vampire heads with wings for ears.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) I want to cut to the feelingRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Ugh. Vargoulles were nasty in 3e. If you got killed by one, your character's head would come off and become a vargoulle.

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    It always annoyed me in 3.5 that Vargouilles had no level adjustment.

    See Also: Those little tiny mini-Beholders from the Forgotten Realms books.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Someday I'll run an adventure with all of the absurd D&D monsters in it

    Flumphs, Froghemoths, those weird vampire heads (vargouielles?)
    and myconids myconids myconids

    It'll be a god damned myconid fire sale, I tell you what

    Also, they're vargouilles. Vampire heads with wings for ears.

    fuck I hate these things. Too many unpleasant memories from Planescape Torment.

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Oh yeah, Neogi too. And those spacefaring hippos from Spelljammer, what were they called, the Griff or something?

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    oh you wanted to loot this chest? this chest right here? well how about 8 million vargouilles up you ass

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Wait fuck why aren't there myconids written into Dungeons and Dwarves yet

    I may add them

    Blame Rank guys

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) I want to cut to the feelingRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Someday I'll run an adventure with all of the absurd D&D monsters in it

    Flumphs, Froghemoths, those weird vampire heads (vargouielles?)
    and myconids myconids myconids

    It'll be a god damned myconid fire sale, I tell you what

    Also, they're vargouilles. Vampire heads with wings for ears.

    fuck I hate these things. Too many unpleasant memories from Planescape Torment.

    Speaking of people who don't die- that's one thing I LOVE about 4e.


    Epic paths that make it impossible for somebody to stay dead.

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I was one letter off - I was thinking of the Giff.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Someday I'll run an adventure with all of the absurd D&D monsters in it

    Flumphs, Froghemoths, those weird vampire heads (vargouielles?)
    and myconids myconids myconids

    It'll be a god damned myconid fire sale, I tell you what

    Also, they're vargouilles. Vampire heads with wings for ears.

    fuck I hate these things. Too many unpleasant memories from Planescape Torment.

    Speaking of people who don't die- that's one thing I LOVE about 4e.


    Epic paths that make it impossible for somebody to stay dead.

    This is cool in a way

    But I like making new characters

    A lot

    That's why I tend to play in online games a lot too, even if they're doomed to fail, because I have just as much fun coming up with super rad characters as I do with actually playing a character consistently. My marker in my current game of D&D for the initiative board is just Greg 8.0 because they haven't even been learning the names of my characters half the time.

    Not that I have a deathwish or anything, it's just a series of unfortunate circumstances. Also generally if I'm joining an existing party I play nicer and more virtuous characters, who also tend to be pretty willing to, well, martyr it up.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) I want to cut to the feelingRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    That's the thing.

    My best characters are the ones I spend a lot of time developing. Plus, immortality is a concept that fascinates me.

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  • FishmanFishman Long time gone, Constantinople Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    So, have any of the various supplemental materials for 4e had a magic carpet in them yet?

    My pygmy needs a astral surfboard.

    I think it put in an appearance in the Adventurers Vault, but was kinda mundane. Check with the Compendium, I guess.

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Swish SwishRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Grell and Tsochari are pretty damn rad monsters. I really loved Lords of Madness, it was such a good book. Libris Mortis wasn't half bad either, I should pick both of them up from my parent's house next time I visit.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    That's the thing.

    My best characters are the ones I spend a lot of time developing. Plus, immortality is a concept that fascinates me.

    Personally I'd love to be immortal

    And for some of my characters, it is a desirable thing

    For a good deal of them though, nah, not so much. I've had characters refuse resurrection even.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    throw ya wu's up in tha air

    WU-TANG KILLA BEES
    WESS-SIYYYIIIIIIIDE

    wu_tang_clan_16_wenn1504967.jpg

    WU TANG

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    gotta finish my sheet eventually

    looking for a new job at present

    it seems i just got fired

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Okay, so it turns out there's actually a magic caret in the Player's Handbook. However, it is 11 levels higher than the Ebony Fly from Adventurer's Vault, and yet it is inferior in every way.

    Hmmmm.

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