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I hate redneck neighbors

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    itt B.C. is a blackbee

    neville on
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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    my time in the dorms was uneventful

    there was an asian fellow who lived down the hall who talked really loudly and could be seen occasionally trying to peep into girls' rooms through the wrong side of the peephole

    there was another asian fellow two doors down who would have a bunch of people (including, say, a girl who wore hats with cat ears on them) come over and they would sing j-pop and anime theme songs together long into the night

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I grew up about 5 minutes from the university I go to.

    So I never got the whole... dorm experience. That would have been a colossal waste of money. Though for some reason some people I went to high school with did end up living in the dorms.... at the university they live so close to already.

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  • CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I live about 15 minutes from a pretty reputable private university I could have transferred to, however first off I wouldnt want to go to school so close to home, and also it has a crazy comprehensive tuition for 50k a year, I guess they make students live on campus there or some crazy shit? I dunno.

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    oh man you guys scare me
    will my roommate be insane?
    D:

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    oh man you guys scare me
    will my roommate be insane?
    D:

    yeah

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    My neighbors rock: Sheryl and Chuck, Miss Donna and her husband Cookie, one-eyed Ed on the other side. nice.

    Cookie will always give me a ton of old books from when he was a Naval instructor.

    and yes these are real people.

    FortyTwo on
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    neville wrote: »

    yeah
    how will I resist the urge to make out with him

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I have to say though, if I focus on the couple bad neighbors I've had in life, I'm really loosing track of all the good ones. I had so many good neighbors as a kid, lived on a really great street. Our next-door neighbors became family friends soon after my parents moved in (before I was born), and after basically became my aunt and uncle.

    And since we've moved up to Oregon, once our 10 year old husky-malamute mix took off one night in winter with our 2 month old chocolate lab pup in tow. Turned out it was the coldest winter we've had in the 15 years we've been up here (10 degrees). Well around 3 AM the husky shows up ... no pup. The tracks disappeared when they hit the road, with the wind blowing too much. So everything seems fucked until the next morning around 10:00 a lady about a mile down the road calls saying a very cute puppy camped out on her deck, was treated to a nice sausage breakfast, and would probably like to come home now.

    E: Oh wait I'm getting off topic Curse you horrible neighbors and such!

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I like your newsletter.
    ):

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    My name is stephen

    My neighbour on the right is a guy called stephen

    just got new neighbours the other side, the guy there is called stephen (and him and his missus are both police officers :()

    The Black Hunter on
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    all of my roommates were pretty cool

    i had issues with one in london but i think once you put 6 people in one apartment people are going to end up hating each other regardless

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    neville wrote: »

    yeah
    how will I resist the urge to make out with him
    You just have to be insane too. Who knew everything worked like magnets?

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'm gonna be living with a few people when I go to school.

    The bedroom doors have locks on them, so I'll be alright.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I wonder if the rooms are soundproofed.

    I hope so.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I remember sharing a place with a prostitute, she had lots of sex with various men, the walls were not sound proof

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I lived with a guy in Iraq who was easily the most slovenly dude I've had to live with. He'd eat crackers and chips and all kinds of snack shit while laying in bed, and then he'd just roll over and go to sleep, covered in crumbs and detritus. Then all that shit would fall down onto me while I was asleep, and I'd wake up covered in bullshit.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i live with my family

    they're okay

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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    I remember sharing a place with a prostitute, she had lots of sex with various men, the walls were not sound proof

    that sounds awesome.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    one day I will make a movie about loomdun, it will be like an X rated forest gump

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    neville wrote: »
    oh man you guys scare me
    will my roommate be insane?
    D:

    yeah

    Everybody is a little crazy when you're living in a 5 by 5 box

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    B.C. wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    oh man you guys scare me
    will my roommate be insane?
    D:

    yeah

    Everybody is a little crazy when you're living in a 5 by 5 box

    especially if the box is made out of concrete and has no windows

    and the guys are all living on the opposite side of the planet from their family and (real) friends

    and all the people who live in this country you're in are potential killers

    and you're all required to carry loaded weapons at all times

    Shorty on
  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I could imagine that would be a stressful environment.

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  • TayaTaya Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    My name is stephen

    My neighbour on the right is a guy called stephen

    just got new neighbours the other side, the guy there is called stephen (and him and his missus are both police officers :()
    I smell a sitcom!

    Taya on
  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    B.C. wrote: »
    And at the end of the semester he gave me an "honorary black guy card"

    Oh, hey, I got one of those when I got shot at. In the hood.

    On Martin Luther King Drive.

    Every black guy around me had ducked behind a car and my dumb cracker ass was just standing around looking stupid.

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    I remember sharing a place with a prostitute, she had lots of sex with various men, the walls were not sound proof

    you should have told your mom to be more considerate.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    My name is stephen

    My neighbour on the right is a guy called stephen

    just got new neighbours the other side, the guy there is called stephen (and him and his missus are both police officers :()

    Wait, my name is Stephen.

    If you really are black and Stephen, you would be my photo negative. If it was in a mirror you would be Nehpets.

    Hunter on
  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    My name is stephen

    My neighbour on the right is a guy called stephen

    just got new neighbours the other side, the guy there is called stephen (and him and his missus are both police officers :()

    Wait, my name is Stephen.

    If you really are black and Stephen, you would be my photo negative. If it was in a mirror you would be Nehpets.

    I am black on the inside

    No-one calls me stephen though, they call me by my last name

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    My name is stephen

    My neighbour on the right is a guy called stephen

    just got new neighbours the other side, the guy there is called stephen (and him and his missus are both police officers :()

    Why sad faces? Having a buddy that's a cop can be pretty damn handy.

    Unless you're some kind of degenerate.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    My name is stephen

    My neighbour on the right is a guy called stephen

    just got new neighbours the other side, the guy there is called stephen (and him and his missus are both police officers :()

    Wait, my name is Stephen.

    If you really are black and Stephen, you would be my photo negative. If it was in a mirror you would be Nehpets.

    I am black on the inside

    No-one calls me stephen though, they call me by my last name

    Only my mom calls me Stephen when she's pissed off at me.

    Cheers to a fellow Steve. One of the manliest of names.

    Hunter on
  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    My name is stephen

    My neighbour on the right is a guy called stephen

    just got new neighbours the other side, the guy there is called stephen (and him and his missus are both police officers :()

    Why sad faces? Having a buddy that's a cop can be pretty damn handy.

    Unless you're some kind of degenerate.

    Burnt down a playground.

    L|ama on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    My name is stephen

    My neighbour on the right is a guy called stephen

    just got new neighbours the other side, the guy there is called stephen (and him and his missus are both police officers :()

    Why sad faces? Having a buddy that's a cop can be pretty damn handy.

    Unless you're some kind of degenerate.

    Didn't you see that Samuel L. Jackson movie? Cops are terrible neighbors.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Mang

    My times in the dorms were awesome

    For nerd shit: floor wide Halo LAN parties.
    Floor v. Floor games

    For brah shit: Theme parties with the girls on the other floors, multiple invites to exclusive events (since half of the people in my school are Greek), and tons of fist pounding.

    My first roomie was a fucking hippie though, but a nice dude. My second roomie was my best friend from first year, so it was actually kind of a bromance.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    But he isn't my buddy

    I never talk to him D:

    I can't just blurt out "MY NEIGHBOURS ARE COPS" after shanking a dude with a bottle in a bar and hope for good things

    The Black Hunter on
  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    can someone please make me a black man

    ack on
  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Okay

    ack do you want to never hail a cab again

    or are you just looking for the large cock

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    ack wrote: »
    can someone please make me a black man

    like.. to have?

    i don't think we can have slaves anymore

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    My name is stephen

    My neighbour on the right is a guy called stephen

    just got new neighbours the other side, the guy there is called stephen (and him and his missus are both police officers :()

    Wait, my name is Stephen.

    If you really are black and Stephen, you would be my photo negative. If it was in a mirror you would be Nehpets.

    I am black on the inside

    No-one calls me stephen though, they call me by my last name

    S... Stephenson?

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    after we moved in 9th grade i knew none of my neighbors except the family right right next door
    thats about it

    back in the day at the old place i was friendly with most of my neighbors except i have memories of being little and the two kids from across the street assaulting me with water guns one day and so i ran to the back of my house and got the hose
    i was a winner!

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