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Bunch of Johns all up in my place of work.
We're all a bunch of Johns, looking for Janes.
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“Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
For nerd shit: floor wide Halo LAN parties.
Floor v. Floor games
For brah shit: Theme parties with the girls on the other floors, multiple invites to exclusive events (since half of the people in my school are Greek), and tons of fist pounding.
My first roomie was a fucking hippie though, but a nice dude. My second roomie was my best friend from first year, so it was actually kind of a bromance.
This was my sophmore year. Except it was only a couple nerds and more stoner rapper-aspirants. But this was school in New England so take that with a grain of salt. The one rich boy on the hall had a plasma tv an xbox, and a sweet leather couch. I don't think his room was ever empty or door closed. I think we barged into his room during finals week while he was sleeping to play Halo. It was a pretty awesome year.
My freshman year roommate wasn't a bad guy per se. We were just too different. He was New Jersey Natty Ice fist pound brah case race get drunk until I pee in the corner and I wasn't. In fact he was the first person I ever saw completely drunk. Third day into orientation fucker gets carried home at 4 AM, barfs in the common room and appears to have fainted. I freaked out a bit thinking my roommate had died within the first week of school. At first I would lay out newspaper and put the waste paper basket within easy reach. After a while I just stopped caring. Though I did shove his visiting drunk buddy down a flight of stairs for using the my corner of the room as a urinal. I think he woke up two floors directly above us.
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MorgensternICH BIN DER PESTVOGELDU KAMPFAFFE!Registered Userregular
edited July 2009
Wait, you had roommates who just pissed wherever they wanted in your place?
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edited July 2009
We need Rank to come in here and tell us about the crackhouse he lived in.
MorgensternICH BIN DER PESTVOGELDU KAMPFAFFE!Registered Userregular
edited July 2009
He was the sink.
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I don't remember the whole story but I guess he lived in this house for a little while that was essentially full of coke heads that disposed of all forms of waste pretty much anywhere. It was a really disgusting story.
I don't remember the whole story but I guess he lived in this house for a little while that was essentially full of coke heads that disposed of all forms of waste pretty much anywhere. It was a really disgusting story.
I remember this. It was disgusting, but simultaneously glorious. Although I'm willing to bet he'd disagree.
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Zen VulgarityWhat a lovely day for teaSecret British ThreadRegistered Userregular
That story ranks right up there with whoever was sharing a place with the crazy dude who made shit lasagna in the bathtub and left bags of it around the house.
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That story ranks right up there with whoever was sharing a place with the crazy dude who made shit lasagna in the bathtub and left bags of it around the house.
Rank had a good story.
But, you can't top shit-lasagna. You just can't.
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Sometimes stories like Rank's make me think you should be allowed to kill aperson in their lifetime.
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From scratch? What are the ingredients?
Mostly carbon and water.
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Yeah but active ingredients are always only like 1%. I'm thinking 2% rhythm and 0.5% blues these days.
The place I was just hired has 4 Stevens in the marketing department alone. I made it 5.
Pinch of soul and a dash of smooth.
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kpop appreciation station i also like to tweet some
And when I worked at Whirlpool I swear they had a hundred Daves. I started calling them Dave-# after a while.
These are the Daves I know.
Makes things a little less confusing.
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We're all a bunch of Johns, looking for Janes.
This was my sophmore year. Except it was only a couple nerds and more stoner rapper-aspirants. But this was school in New England so take that with a grain of salt. The one rich boy on the hall had a plasma tv an xbox, and a sweet leather couch. I don't think his room was ever empty or door closed. I think we barged into his room during finals week while he was sleeping to play Halo. It was a pretty awesome year.
My freshman year roommate wasn't a bad guy per se. We were just too different. He was New Jersey Natty Ice fist pound brah case race get drunk until I pee in the corner and I wasn't. In fact he was the first person I ever saw completely drunk. Third day into orientation fucker gets carried home at 4 AM, barfs in the common room and appears to have fainted. I freaked out a bit thinking my roommate had died within the first week of school. At first I would lay out newspaper and put the waste paper basket within easy reach. After a while I just stopped caring. Though I did shove his visiting drunk buddy down a flight of stairs for using the my corner of the room as a urinal. I think he woke up two floors directly above us.
Like secret agent code names? That sounds awesome.
Was he a whore, a pimp, or just wanted Hepatitis?
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Pretty much, yea.
An email that just came across looked like this:
To: Z, M, H
From: K
Subject: The List is incomplete
Z, M, H:
The provided list is incomplete and the job can't be finished as such. Please advise on new target date.
-K
It's pretty badass until you remember we're a marketing department.
Grandmaster M, Easy H, K Skeezy, and of course Dr. Z
I remember this. It was disgusting, but simultaneously glorious. Although I'm willing to bet he'd disagree.
explosions, but more of a "SPLORT" instead of a "BOOM"
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=3766735&postcount=821
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unless they're rich I guess
Yo!
Rank had a good story.
But, you can't top shit-lasagna. You just can't.
christ, that fucking place
you're some kind of fucking superhero.
it ain't like I didn't contribute to that place
but living out of my car after that certainly had a lot of appeal