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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited July 2009
    because nobody did

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Not gay enough to click that. Sorry.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    you are gay enough to blow me though, right, butters?

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    ella enchanted was pretty funny, but its hard to top princess diaries

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Not gay enough to click that. Sorry.
    first you talk shit about anne hathaway

    now you talk shit about Queen?

    butters you mad

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Oh god damn it, Ann Hathaway is in that remake of Alice in Wonderland. I was hoping I could avoid it all together

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Aren't there two Alive in Wonderland movies coming out? One made by Tim Burton and another that has a chance to be good

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Aren't there two Alive in Wonderland movies coming out? One made by Tim Burton and another that has a chance to be good

    maybe, but shes in the Tim Burton one as the White Queen. Also man, Fuck that movie already. They put posters of it allover the theater I work at. The movie was already about math and was pretty much a drug trip, it dosen't need Tim Burton going around making everything "Goth" and creepy and have black and white checker patterns all over it.

    If I want dark Alice in Wonderland I'll just pop in American McGee's Alice.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    you are gay enough to blow me though, right, butters?

    I won't say no so that you still have reason to come to New Orleans.

    All I'll say is play your cards right, big boy.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    eww

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    datachomperdatachomper Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Ten bucks says the shamwow guy killed him.

    FACT: Vince, the Shamwow guy, kills hookers
    FACT: Billy Mayes was a prostitute for 10 dollar products

    imply as you may

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    ella enchanted was pretty funny, but its hard to top princess diaries

    you're not even gay, you're just a straight up woman

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Oh yeah here is a picture from the movie

    http://www.imdb.com/media/rm273451008/tt1014759

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    ella enchanted was pretty funny, but its hard to top princess diaries

    you're not even gay, you're just a straight up woman

    Nino, is his own remarkable classification.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited July 2009
    you are gay enough to blow me though, right, butters?

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Wow the Tim Burton movie looks horrible.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Melding wrote: »
    Wow the Tim Burton movie looks horrible.

    fuck you

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The Mad Hatter (johnny depp) looks like a hooker.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Wow the Tim Burton movie looks horrible.

    fuck you

    Pip I am sorry, sorry that you like bad things.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Wow the Tim Burton movie looks horrible.

    fuck you

    Anne Hathaway-no

    Queen-no

    Tim Burton- hell fucking yes

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    t cent no I have not

    you really should. she did an amazing job in it.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Wait, wait.

    Did you just say no to Queen, Monkeyfeet?

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Wow the Tim Burton movie looks horrible.

    fuck you

    Anne Hathaway-no

    Queen-no

    Tim Burton- hell fucking yes

    I am going to kick you into next week

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Aren't there two Alive in Wonderland movies coming out? One made by Tim Burton and another that has a chance to be good

    maybe, but shes in the Tim Burton one as the White Queen. Also man, Fuck that movie already. They put posters of it allover the theater I work at. The movie was already about math and was pretty much a drug trip, it dosen't need Tim Burton going around making everything "Goth" and creepy and have black and white checker patterns all over it.

    If I want dark Alice in Wonderland I'll just pop in American McGee's Alice.

    I have no idea of the quality of the Burton movie but are you really getting mad over him making Alice in Wonderland "creepy"?

    The whole book is a drug induced freak show written because some guy had a weird relationship with a little girl.

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Aren't there two Alive in Wonderland movies coming out? One made by Tim Burton and another that has a chance to be good

    maybe, but shes in the Tim Burton one as the White Queen. Also man, Fuck that movie already. They put posters of it allover the theater I work at. The movie was already about math and was pretty much a drug trip, it dosen't need Tim Burton going around making everything "Goth" and creepy and have black and white checker patterns all over it.

    If I want dark Alice in Wonderland I'll just pop in American McGee's Alice.

    I have no idea of the quality of the Burton movie but are you really getting mad over him making Alice in Wonderland "creepy"?

    The whole book is a drug induced freak show written because some guy had a weird relationship with a little girl.

    It wasn't weird! It was the style at the time!

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    the disney cartoon was good

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Justify your hanging around the schoolyard to pick up "ladies" anyway you want, it's still weird.

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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Jesus, CNN is playing a Billy Mays ad.

    I want to yell at the TV, "YOU'RE DEAD MAN."

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Aren't there two Alive in Wonderland movies coming out? One made by Tim Burton and another that has a chance to be good

    maybe, but shes in the Tim Burton one as the White Queen. Also man, Fuck that movie already. They put posters of it allover the theater I work at. The movie was already about math and was pretty much a drug trip, it dosen't need Tim Burton going around making everything "Goth" and creepy and have black and white checker patterns all over it.

    If I want dark Alice in Wonderland I'll just pop in American McGee's Alice.

    I have no idea of the quality of the Burton movie but are you really getting mad over him making Alice in Wonderland "creepy"?

    The whole book is a drug induced freak show written because some guy had a weird relationship with a little girl.

    Some believe it is an allegory of 19th century British imperialism.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Aren't there two Alive in Wonderland movies coming out? One made by Tim Burton and another that has a chance to be good

    maybe, but shes in the Tim Burton one as the White Queen. Also man, Fuck that movie already. They put posters of it allover the theater I work at. The movie was already about math and was pretty much a drug trip, it dosen't need Tim Burton going around making everything "Goth" and creepy and have black and white checker patterns all over it.

    If I want dark Alice in Wonderland I'll just pop in American McGee's Alice.

    I have no idea of the quality of the Burton movie but are you really getting mad over him making Alice in Wonderland "creepy"?

    The whole book is a drug induced freak show written because some guy had a weird relationship with a little girl.

    Some believe it is an allegory of 19th century British imperialism.
    Alice's butthole is India

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Sepoys all uppins.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Jesus, CNN is playing a Billy Mays ad.

    I want to yell at the TV, "YOU'RE DEAD MAN."

    I don't think billy mays cares terribly that he's dead

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    He's probably just happy to still be employed.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Has anyone been playing his life insurance add? That would probably have a greater impact now.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Wait, wait.

    Did you just say no to Queen, Monkeyfeet?

    no you should read the past page. Same to CD

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    FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Aren't there two Alive in Wonderland movies coming out? One made by Tim Burton and another that has a chance to be good

    The other is being done by Marilyn Manson so no it does not have any chance of being good at all.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Fabricate wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Aren't there two Alive in Wonderland movies coming out? One made by Tim Burton and another that has a chance to be good

    The other is being done by Marilyn Manson so no it does not have any chance of being good at all.

    I thought that was an entirely different thing based on Lewis Carroll's life. It is called Phantomgoria or something. But yeah it will be bad

    This is what I was talking about but it looks like it probably won't get done or be any good

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0466663/

    Also I don't know about Burton handling the movie adaptation of 1984

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Dislexic wrote: »
    FortyTwo wrote: »
    I mean if Steve Irwin was genuinely a part of your life, that had a deep impact on you. Hey you are free to feel whatever you want.

    But when I got online over the last few days I'm watching people "wearing blue in tribute" I mean really Billy Mays had this type of impact? Are we going to sit here and tell our kids "where we were when we heard 'the news' "

    A lot of this is striking me as some sort of needless ironic internet meme. And that is kind of lame to treat a guys death like that.

    The man was a walking piece of nostalgia.

    A guy who, in the time of subtle (sometimes even product-free) commercials, comes on your screen shouting "HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT WIDGETS" like he was peddling his awesome wares on the street corner in the 1920s.

    Were you surprised?
    as weird as it sounds

    I think that there was a strange sort of sincerity to billy mays

    so many ads try to make you laugh or try to get at your emotions and then go "oh by the way, product"

    billy mays bursts into the room and screams "I'M BILLY MAYS AND I'M HERE TO SELL YOU SOMETHING"

    it was refreshingly straightforward

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Also I don't know about Burton handling the movie adaptation of 1984

    no
    shut up
    I refuse to believe that's true

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Johnny Depp as big brother

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