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    tech_huntertech_hunter More SeattleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The problem isn't really the laws the laws on the books would work fine its just enforcing them is an issue. mainly its due to the broken instant background check. States don't seem to have a requirement when they have to update or submit data to the national database for the instant background checks so people that shouldn't get firearms do get them. As for the issue on assault rifles, I don't really see why anyone would need a firearm for hunting or sport that can fire 600 rounds a minute. Unless you want to just make the hamburger right there in the field I suppose.

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    matthias00matthias00 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I found my wallet today, with the money inside and everything

    hooray

    It had been missing for over a month

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Oh hey, my sister is having 3 of her friends over and they're going to be up all night making tequila sunrises and I have work in the morning

    fucking

    wonderful

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Okay

    Are any of them attractive in the slightest?

    There is a way you can turn this around

    Also: I passed the Rutherfordton exit on 40 today and thought of you, GG

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Oh hey, my sister is having 3 of her friends over and they're going to be up all night making tequila sunrises and I have work in the morning

    fucking

    wonderful

    woo yeah monday night

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I was up until 5:00 last night and then I spent five hours editting/looking at sources/writing today

    My brain feels like goddamn mush

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The problem isn't really the laws the laws on the books would work fine its just enforcing them is an issue. mainly its due to the broken instant background check. States don't seem to have a requirement when they have to update or submit data to the national database for the instant background checks so people that shouldn't get firearms do get them. As for the issue on assault rifles, I don't really see why anyone would need a firearm for hunting or sport that can fire 600 rounds a minute. Unless you want to just make the hamburger right there in the field I suppose.

    well you see i won't even get into the definition of the second amendment but as far as assault rifles go, if you can pull the trigger 600 times a minute on a semiautomatic rifle and reload enough to do so, i guess you're superman.

    because really, "assault rifle" as reported by any misinformed group or put out by a group with an agenda, is a misused term. an "assault rifle", in the most likely scenario you're going to hear about it (from the news), is a semi-automatic firearm chambered in a small round (like .223, 5.56, 7.62) that probably has a black stock, a folding stock, a flash suppressor, a detachable magazine, bayonet lug, etc etc.

    the rifle you're thinking of is a fully automatic rifle similar to rifles issued by the military or the police that usually has all of these things, but has one defining feature, a selector switch.

    these automatic rifles are typically unavailable to the law abiding public as they're outrageously expensive (see NFA acts of '34, '68, '86, mainly '86 pertaining to automatic firearms), as you must go through the BATFE to receive a Class III license and pay a tax stamp, and any legal automatic you wish to own is probably around ~$5000 and up, because in 1986 they decided no more new automatic firearms would be allowed to be released or sold to the public. so any legal automatic firearm you see somebody shooting at a range or in a video, is a minimum of 23 years old.

    sooooooooo i really hope this clears up the confusion about "assault rifles", and the surprising thing is, even the semi-automatic rifles are usually a fair bit of expensive and are rarely (like, .02%) used in crimes.

    and as far as the background check goes, i have seen unpaid traffic tickets hold up a firearm sale after NICS put a hold on the sale.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'm in Northern Minnesota right now you guys

    It's fucking boring as shit.

    Though I do get to see my grandparents and my mother who I haven't seen in a year.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I won't support gun ownership until someone gives me a goddamn bolter

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I am tempted to install a game on Rach's laptop so I can play a game instead of just dicking around on the internet all night.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    well

    i guess i can't really disagree with you there, fandy.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Okay

    Are any of them attractive in the slightest?

    There is a way you can turn this around

    Also: I passed the Rutherfordton exit on 40 today and thought of you, GG

    Aw, thanks AMP'd
    Where were you going/coming back from?

    Also, a couple of them are cute but they're like, 17, except for my sister who turned 18 today

    Uh I mean I DON'T HAVE A SISTER, STAY AWAY FROM MY HOUSE

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Okay

    Are any of them attractive in the slightest?

    There is a way you can turn this around

    Also: I passed the Rutherfordton exit on 40 today and thought of you, GG

    Aw, thanks AMP'd
    Where were you going/coming back from?

    Also, a couple of them are cute but they're like, 17, except for my sister who turned 18 today

    Uh I mean I DON'T HAVE A SISTER, STAY AWAY FROM MY HOUSE

    Too late, you just activated the Bogey Signal

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    there's about 900 homicides in germany every year

    Wow how many people live there?

    That seems low.

    80 million
    edit: 734 attempted murders in 2007, 339 successful
    97.3% get caught

    Yeah, but

    Germany did really bad there for a while.

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    LabelLabel Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    legal restrictions against firearms are somewhat silly, I think. A decent highschool metals class should have enough tools to manufacture crude small arms quite well.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Label wrote: »
    legal restrictions against firearms are somewhat silly, I think. A decent highschool metals class should have enough tools to manufacture crude small arms quite well.

    they do it all the time in north africa and pakistan with less tools and more skill

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Label wrote: »
    legal restrictions against firearms are somewhat silly, I think. A decent highschool metals class should have enough tools to manufacture crude small arms quite well.

    they do it all the time in north africa and pakistan with less tools and more skill
    http://englishrussia.com/?p=965

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Label wrote: »
    legal restrictions against firearms are somewhat silly, I think. A decent highschool metals class should have enough tools to manufacture crude small arms quite well.

    they do it all the time in north africa and pakistan with less tools and more skill
    http://englishrussia.com/?p=965

    Havin' fun down in Khyber Pass

    the guy in the video is a twat because he seems to think that the guns themselves are evil, but either way, it's an interesting video

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    kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I know a few dudes that are going to own some fully auto ak47s down here in south carolina because they can, after going through all the required bullshit.

    I'd say I'd have nothing against it but then shit like this happens.

    How did a convicted felon get a fully auto ak47 anyhow?

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    kaleedity wrote: »
    I know a few dudes that are going to own some fully auto ak47s down here in south carolina because they can, after going through all the required bullshit.

    I'd say I'd have nothing against it but then shit like this happens.

    How did a convicted felon get a fully auto ak47 anyhow?

    well i'm assuming illegally, of course.

    i mean, getting things illegally is what criminals do. and it's not like they have a real regard for the law anyway.

    and those guns that are supposedly going from america to mexico? the US gives a lot of firearms to the mexican military.

    and keep in mind that 20% of the mexican police/authorities are under investigation for corruption at any one time, not to mention the high rate of AWOL they experience.

    hmm...

    edit: but nowhere did it say it was fully automatic in the story, and it doesn't take much to fire 30 rounds. i said it was impossible to shoot 600 rounds a minute with a semi-automatic rifle and reload 200 or 300 times, but 30 rounds ain't much. but it could have been automatic. all i'm saying is, it's illegal for a felon to own a gun anyway.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Okay

    Are any of them attractive in the slightest?

    There is a way you can turn this around

    Also: I passed the Rutherfordton exit on 40 today and thought of you, GG

    Aw, thanks AMP'd
    Where were you going/coming back from?

    Also, a couple of them are cute but they're like, 17, except for my sister who turned 18 today

    Uh I mean I DON'T HAVE A SISTER, STAY AWAY FROM MY HOUSE

    I was up past Hendersonville taking my brother to camp

    And then driving home

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    FortyTwo wrote: »
    Iskander wrote: »
    I have been watching the first three seasons of The Wire for the past month and I will never ever ever set foot in Baltimore holy shit

    Yes because it is exactly like that everywhere.

    And New York is full of pedophiles and rapists because of SVU. And Las Vegas is full of murderers and hot super-scientists because of CSI.

    That is exactly how TV works, they don't embellish anything and everything is exactly like that at all times over every part of the city.

    I fucking knew it!

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Did bogey actually get with someone's sister?

    the bogey signal reference is made alot

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Did bogey actually get with someone's sister?

    the bogey signal reference is made alot

    It's an old forum joke that Bogey has "dibs" on any forumer's sister. He used to call it, and at one time it was a published rule.

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited July 2009
    It's still there. :P

    PS. Kusu, how old is your sister?

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i am 99% sure my roommate has been using my shampoo

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    FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i am 99% sure my roommate has been using my shampoo

    Well if you want you could read up on how to make a homemade gun and kill him for it.

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    weather man bobweather man bob El Heffer Assholeville USARegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i am 99% sure my roommate has been using my shampoo

    You should put some vile substance in the shampoo container, something like hair remover, and see if your roommates hair falls out after a shower.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Monoxide wrote: »
    Honestly, the scary thing about that Baltimore map is it seems like it isn't concentrated anywhere in particular.

    http://www.spotcrime.com/il/chicago

    Chicago's shootings map is all over the place, but if you know the city there's a lot of clearly defined neighborhoods that see just a few per year or maybe none at all. Most of the crime that goes on happens exactly where you'd expect it to happen.

    edit: fuck, a drive by happened last year right in front of one of the apartments I might move into

    this map is scary to me even though nyc has now become one of the safer large cities
    scary shit

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i am 99% sure my roommate has been using my shampoo

    You should put some vile substance in the shampoo container, something like hair remover, and see if your roommates hair falls out after a shower.
    mace, super glue

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    so does anyone have any suggestions on how to give someone bad news

    i have to tell my mom something and she is going to be suuuper pissed and i am wondering if anyone has ideas on how to make her less pissed

    h/a is too far, you help me se++

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    put it on a sheetcake with icing

    everybody loves sheetcake!

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Singing telegram or a lame good news/bad news joke.

    Or just bring your boyfriend along when you come out. She will be obligated to be a good host and won't blow up on you.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i've been married for three and a half years and she has no qualms about exploding in front of my husband

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    quoth tell her you are going to keep the baby

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    quoth tell her you are going to keep the baby

    papa don't preach, i'm in trouble

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited July 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    quoth tell her you are going to keep the baby

    papa don't preach, i'm in trouble
    Haha, that song totally popped into my head too! :P

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Yeah just sing that song and she will be more way pissed off at you about that than any news you could possibly drop on her.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    what if that is the news

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    quick do something to make her even more pissed so this thing seems less piss-worthy

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