pretend to get kidnapped so when you are rescued by the police you can tell her whatever you want (as long as you are in tears) and she wont care because you are safe
my cat keeps stretching out right infront of my monitor so i cant read the bottom quarter of my screen and whenever I move him he looks over at me so pissed
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slip my sunglasses on and walk away
yeeeaaah!
No, you were so distraught over his death you didn't know what you were doing.
or it will backfire horrendously because she is an incredibly selfish person
you know, to soften the blow
i'm... a girl... but i guess i could bring my husband and he could do the honors
see? she'd love that, problem solved