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Return of the Headlines Thread: More at 11

MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
edited April 2007 in Social Entropy++
This thread is designed to let forumers post what happened to them during the day. The brilliance of this format is that you have to be brief, and somewhat witty.

To make a headline, all you have to do is:

Use the bold font for the headline
Then use the italics to create the subtitle

Easy, huh?

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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Tech Student Has 2 Tests Prior to Spring Break
    "What a fucking rip," he said, "all I want to do is go to DC without worrying about my fucking tests."

    Also:
    Fry's Dog Episode Plays on Adult Swim
    Student cries like a bitch.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Epic thread returns
    Forumer excited that he's around to participate in this one

    Brolo on
    Hey Satan!
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    ultraexactzzultraexactzz BLEASCHMNN Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Forumer's Daughter turns 3
    Birthday Girl enjoys cake, then promptly vomits on father, ruining evening & NCIS

    also

    Local Boy sought in area tire-slashings
    Mother sought for cruelty, abuse, naming son "Local Boy"

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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ultraexactzz wrote: »
    Forumer's Daughter turns 3
    Daughter enjoys cake, then promptly vomits on father, ruining evening & NCIS

    Eww.

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    HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    New England Teen Eats Hamburger
    Dinner is followed by point-and-click adventure games.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited March 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    ultraexactzzultraexactzz BLEASCHMNN Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    ultraexactzz wrote: »
    Forumer's Daughter turns 3
    Daughter enjoys cake, then promptly vomits on father, ruining evening & NCIS

    Eww.

    No joke. She was perfectly fine after, which was fortunate for her - I was not happy. There are people on this planet who, through some mental defect, enjoy being puked on. I, praise Your Diety of Choice, am not one of them.

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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
    Just relax sir, she'll give you the medicine in a moment!

    Ahh, Airplane. A great movie.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Local forumer tries to revive iPod
    "I'll check my laundries pockets better next time" youth vows.

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    SA takes a drug test for new job.
    He miraculously passes

    SA on
    WoW: Revash (Cho'Gall)
    3DS: 5241-1953-7031
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    MEISSNERD RECREATES STUPID SA REPOST
    Is too stupid to even participate in the OP

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    What did I do wrong
    Please tell me

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    hay guys do this thing here are the instructions no i'm not going to come up with one of my own you guys do it for me!

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    What did I do wrong
    Please tell me

    Can't you read?
    He already did

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    3DS: 5241-1953-7031
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    SpoonySpoony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Local Man Retrieves Auto From Repair Shop
    "It wasn't as expensive as I thought."

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Meissnerd: Slow on the uptake?
    Polls read: absolutely

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Local Man Finally Sees "300"
    Now feels need to ruthlessly punch kittens and make guttoral noises

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    Eidolon PLaytest! Teenagers With Attitude! Audio Entropy! My Twitter!
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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Local man packs for 5 month business trip
    waves good-bye to wife, will to live

    Stale on
    easysig2.jpg
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Seattle Woman Anxiously Awaits Tacos
    They're gonna be so delicious, and I will watch cartoons while devouring them.

    Jordyn on
    thumbsupguy-1.jpg
    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Prepare for Trouble
    Make it double

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Man Pets Cat
    Its really fuzzy

    Wren on
    tf2sig.jpg
    TF2 - Wren BF3: Wren-fu
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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Man takes giant shit
    Feels 15 pounds lighter

    SA on
    WoW: Revash (Cho'Gall)
    3DS: 5241-1953-7031
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    ThaoxThaox Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Man Spends Entire Day In Classroom Teaching Idiots
    Speculation persists as to how the gene pool has become so polluted

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Local Student Has Awful Canker Sore
    Bitches and moans to everyone within earshot

    tugga on
    66OoDuJ.jpg
    STEAM!
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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Moderators Turn Green
    "They could be coming down with a strain of bird flu," suggest local doctors.

    tugga on
    66OoDuJ.jpg
    STEAM!
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Martian Moderators

    I mean...

    Martian
    Moderators

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    tugga06 wrote: »
    Local Student Has Awful Canker Sore
    Bitches and moans to everyone within earshot
    A National Pandemic?
    Man Claims To Have Canker Sore Also

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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    <3 wrote: »
    tugga06 wrote: »
    Local Student Has Awful Canker Sore
    Bitches and moans to everyone within earshot
    A National Pandemic?
    Man Claims To Have Canker Sore Also

    Pandemic Scare Proven False
    Instigators of "Canker Sore" pandemic actually infected from kissing one another.

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Man Cannot Decide What to Eat
    "Everything hurts like a motherfucker," explains man.

    tugga on
    66OoDuJ.jpg
    STEAM!
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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Local Lurker Has Headace
    "oh jesus my brain hurts" he says

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    SpoonySpoony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    <3 wrote: »
    tugga06 wrote: »
    Local Student Has Awful Canker Sore
    Bitches and moans to everyone within earshot
    A National Pandemic?
    Man Claims To Have Canker Sore Also

    Pandemic Scare Proven False
    Instigators of "Canker Sore" pandemic actually infected from kissing one another.

    Further Investigation Reveals Herpes
    Kayaking and Mountain Climbing Result

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    locopostallocopostal Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Man Pays Too Much for Accounting Software
    Accounting Software tells him he shouldn't have bought said software

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    <3 wrote: »
    tugga06 wrote: »
    Local Student Has Awful Canker Sore
    Bitches and moans to everyone within earshot
    A National Pandemic?
    Man Claims To Have Canker Sore Also

    Local Man Struggles to Find Anything to Eat, Sans Salt
    "Why did I buy so many salty products with this knife-pain in my mouth?" questions man.

    tugga on
    66OoDuJ.jpg
    STEAM!
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    Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Katchem_ash prepares to buy Manga tomorrow
    Still hasn't finished his backlog.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pet Store Goldfish Seems Ill, Too Stupid to Eat
    Experts Predict Darwinism Will Soon Claim Fish's Life

    Jordyn on
    thumbsupguy-1.jpg
    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Lurker is sick of listening to Katchem_ash
    Even people that don't post don't give a shit.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    It's pretty easy to ignore people
    Just don't read their posts

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Likely Anime Post Has No Affect on Local Forumer
    "Ignore is pretty great!" she comments.

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Katchem_Ash Found to be 'Most Ignored' on Popular Internet Forum
    "Why wont he just shut up?" query forumers, adding later, "Cocks, maybe dicks."

    tugga on
    66OoDuJ.jpg
    STEAM!
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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Totally forgot about the ignore command
    Praise aplenty given to useful SE++ers.

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