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The New Comic Thread Wednesday, July 15th 2009
UnbrokenEva
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You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor.
Take her away!
Also, Sweaty Dick Punching is a martial art. I'm a Fuchsia Belt in SDP.
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That is clearly a forgery.
When I beat on my penis for twenty minutes the white stuff flying off of it is Khoo Goo
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He can also put a really dumb looking sword in the middle of your torso.
The penis sword is the source of his dick power. Without it he couldn't reach Super Sayian Dick Level 2.
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The main proponents of SDP teach it mostly as self-defense, and my Dojo has a big banner on the wall that says that offense is the only true form of combat. The Dojo is where I practice martial arts and often defeat very powerful people in unarmed combat, although I reluctantly admit that I have had to engage in asskicking on the street before. It's not my choice, though, the situation was clearly forced and my Tai-Fu-Wakka technique was employed only to protect the very attractive woman I was with.
You probably don't know her. She's from Japan. She does some modeling.
But really, historically speaking, the way I fight people is the best way to do it, except for the Spartans, who were totally awesome in everyway, except if they had known about my Dojo they probably would have trained there.
:^:
That was fantastic.
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And what else, like 25% polish on your mother's side?
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He lost the other 25% in a bet with a Scotsman.
What can I say the dude was pretty good at pogs.
Somehow this sounds like a setup to a dick joke.
:^:
Fantastic.
That's a cock. It's got the veins, the head bulges out a little bit at the collarbone, and it's dribbling a blood load onto his chin.
-Oscar Wilde
Seriously watch his speech
(it's also embedded on this page)
I mean the dude used to be in the WWF but come on
Yes, the contrast between him and GSP at UFC 100 was telling. And yet, Dana wants to promote the big douchey asshole as the face of the sport, instead of the professional, hyper-talented athlete.
UFC is so fucking boring. I mean, the comic just nails it: you watch these drawn out introductions, watching these guys train and listening to how they're blackbelts, and who their biggest rival is and what not... then the fight starts, and they fucking walk around each other, throwing weak punches and kicks that rarely, rarely connect. Then one of them either trips and falls, or one works up the nerve to try and tackle the other, and then it's two guys rolling around on the floor. And they all fight the same fucking way, regardless of what style of fighting they've "mastered".
And they're all uncharismatic meatheads. They don't even have personality or make the sport fun to watch like professional boxers.
Yeah GSP is a class act. I love that guy.
The face of the sport should be Rampage though. Dude is just fucking awesome.
As for the Lesner speech, yeah there's not a lot of sportsmanship there... that's tough to defend. It is entertaining though, and I always saw Lesner as the quieter one between him and Mir before the fight. When Mir beat Noguiera he ran straight to the corner Lesner was sitting in front of and started beaking at him. It's possible we're just dealing with two people that don't like each other and it came out in the ring.
You don't actually watch UFC or boxing.
Watching MMA or Boxing is like watching Golf. If you have no idea what's going on, it's boring as shit to watch. Just dudes hugging on the ground or standing over a 4 foot putt for 15 minutes.
If you've watched it long enough or done research or played it enough to understand it, you see what is actually going on and appreciate the physicality and mentality of it and the conditioning of the participants.
I like this comic because it describes exactly what it looks like to me.
this is a pretty excellent comparison
Yep. I wonder if some of the non-mma fan gamers out there can see the parallels between how they react to MMA and how other people react to video games. It's that same "I'm not into it, therefore it's stupid" reaction.
I'm not sure if it has sound (I'm at work) but this was such an awesome fight.
So what, you're a real person or something
Looks like the same shit to me.
Two tools looking at each other, little Asian guy talking, fight starts, one maybe two punches/kicks, grappling.
Then missionary...
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