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Rane gets neutered: who wants to come

RaneadosRaneados police apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
edited July 2009 in Social Entropy++
So hey, I've managed to keep this a super cool secret for a while but I've had a few drinks and i am feeling talky

A number of months ago i met a great gal named Chloe and we hit it off decently. drinks, dancing, eating food, movies, pretty much every rehashed and terrible date idea to start it. We like doing those things so fuck you guys.

fast forward some months to the other day and you'll have me proposing

fast forward about 5 seconds after that and you'll see her saying yes


I think i inherited the "not talking about significant other" syndrome from my mom

so we set the date for the whole shindig on November 12th, it's far enough away from all our respective holidays and birthdays that we probably won't have to change it!

the whole thing is set to go down in Tampa, Florida

who wants to goddamn come to Raneados' fucking wedding

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    liar

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    note: this is actually a total lie, this thread is about lying. It's fun to lie! I bet you jerks have had some great lies

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    aw, you got me

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    OH SHIT

    SHIT JUST GOT REAL

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    are you getting married on montu rane

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    but i'm to far away so instead i'll say yay your getting married and throw confetti in the air over here then clean up the mess

    edit: oh wait your lying

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    stream it live so we can all watch and judge

    Quoth on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    it really is fun to lie

    see natek knows what's up

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    looks like I lose the pool.

    Congratulations anyways!

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    rane nobody likes a liar

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I DON'T KNOW WHICH RANE POST TO BELIEVE

    THEY ARE BOTH BELIEVEABLE

    IT'S THAT COP LYING TRAINING

    #pipe on
  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    and here i was

    happy for you

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Projeck wrote: »
    and here i was

    happy for you

    nice lie

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    So for those who have done it: being in a wedding party, fun or no?

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    it really is fun to lie

    see natek knows what's up

    secretly the confetti was going to be tears

    edit: see I was lying to

    Loomdun on
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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    somebody marrying rane

    a joke

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Rane why would you lie about something like this

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i should have known

    no one is named chloe any more

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    is this a phalla? i don't get it

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    actually, I was lying

    rane is getting married

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Rane why would you lie about something like this

    mostly for giggles

    partly for shits

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I was pretty excited for a few seconds there.

    You gotta meet a nice girl and settle down, Rane.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I think Rane is lying about lying.

    This is a triple deke fakeout.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Do I have to bring a gift

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I was pretty excited for a few seconds there.

    You gotta meet a nice girl and settle down, Rane.

    NO HE DOESN'T I mean, this is a lie, of course he does.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    well I saw right through the trick

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    yeah, congrats

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    Rane why would you lie about something like this

    mostly for giggles

    partly for shits

    You could have just taken a 40 to Taco Bell instead of wasting my fucking time.

    FUCK.

    JEEZ

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    So for those who have done it: being in a wedding party, fun or no?

    depends heavily on the bride and the groom

    mostly the bride though

    I have been in one that was tons of fun and one that was kind of boring and annoying

    #pipe on
  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    rane is this...the thing?

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    on every page you're going to have people who read the OP but not the third post congratulating you

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    like either way

    would he not be a dick???

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    sometimes the best lies........ are the ones we tell ourselfs

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I vowed that I would never enter the state of Florida

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    weddings are fun

    I have never really been in a wedding party, except for when my grandfather got remarried, I was an usher

    that was kind of a depressing wedding though

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    So for those who have done it: being in a wedding party, fun or no?

    depends heavily on the bride and the groom

    mostly the bride though

    I have been in one that was tons of fun and one that was kind of boring and annoying

    Apparently since I have a reputation for not dancing, I am required to dance to Womanizer with one of my other friends. I keep suggesting Thriller, but Womanizer it is.

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  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    see i knew it was a lie because tampa isn't a place

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    So for those who have done it: being in a wedding party, fun or no?

    It's fun...if you're 10 years old and in the UK

    Which I was, and all I had to do was wear a dress my aunt paid for and look cute and get lots of pats on the head (but not nearly as many as my 6 year old sister)

    See, in the UK it's the bride and groom's responsibility to pay for everything; bridesmaid dresses, shoes, suit hire, parties and the gifts to go along with it

    Having heard what it can be like elsewhere, if anyone asked me to be a bridesmaid now I'd say no

    Moriveth on
  • T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    the cake is a lie

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    thorgot wrote: »
    on every page you're going to have people who read the OP but not the third post congratulating you

    Make a thread called "Rane is a big, fat phony"

    Tell the world

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