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Rane gets neutered: who wants to come

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Rane I would have believed you if you'd said two years or something

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    the cheat wrote: »
    tugga wrote: »
    guess what happened today

    my mom discovered SE++

    post a video of her reaction

    Where's that doodle of the kid and his mom staring at his computer, the son bugeyed?

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    I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of that when reading tugga's post.

    In unrelated news the original Henroid gave me this account a few years ago.

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    is loomdun in this thread

    hi

    hi loomduuuuuuuuuuun

    Dadouw on
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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Loomdun wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    is loomdun in this thread

    hi

    hi loomduuuuuuuuuuun

    hai

    HOW ARE YOUUUU

    Loomdun on
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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Loomdun wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    is loomdun in this thread

    hi

    hi loomduuuuuuuuuuun

    hai

    HOW ARE YOUUUU

    PRETTY GOOD AND YOUUUUUUUUU

    Dadouw on
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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hey Rane speaking of your mother she called me the other day and told me she loved you.
    I'm lying of course. She hates your guts.

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Loomdun wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Loomdun wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    is loomdun in this thread

    hi

    hi loomduuuuuuuuuuun

    hai

    HOW ARE YOUUUU

    PRETTY GOOD AND YOUUUUUUUUU

    fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    Loomdun on
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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    This girl on OkCupid is telling me that her friend would be really into me. I'm biting a hole in my lip to keep from asking if an average-sized rowboat could support her friend without capsizing.

    Nads on
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    this one girl on okcupid couldn't stop talking about how perfect her ex was. yeaaaah, ignored.

    Wren on
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    slowslow Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    there has to be a tactful way to find out

    just ask if her friend's ever been mistaken for furniture

    slow on
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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    A picture is actually only worth 999 words. They proved it

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    She was just like, "Dude, visit whateverherfriend'sfuckingnameis shed love you <33333."

    So, I was like, "I...uh what."

    And then she was like, "...really?"

    And I was like, "I just assumed there would be more of an explanation."

    I guess I'm just old fashioned like that.

    Nads on
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    cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Nads wrote: »
    This girl on OkCupid is telling me that her friend would be really into me. I'm biting a hole in my lip to keep from asking if an average-sized rowboat could support her friend without capsizing.

    Ask her nebulous stuff, like who won when they used to ride seesaws as a kid.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    cooljammer you are good people

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    God nads.

    Don't be so mean.

    Agree to a blind date, then if she's ugly just run away.

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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    or tell her you thought she was suppose to be a man

    Loomdun on
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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    I mean, the friend's profile has photos but I don't date overexposed, conveniently angled girls.

    Nads on
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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    God nads.

    Don't be so mean.

    Agree to a blind date, then if she's ugly just run away.

    One of those "I'll be wearing a rose in my shirt" things in a public area

    only you case the joint before you put the rose in

    Kazhiim on
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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    rane you have no concept of how to sell a lie

    remember when i sold one of the splinter forums on my being a 35 year old divorcee who had to live at home with his parents because his whore ex-wife took everything in the divorce?

    i mean gosh

    the wook on
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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Henroid wrote: »
    the cheat wrote: »
    tugga wrote: »
    guess what happened today

    my mom discovered SE++

    post a video of her reaction

    Where's that doodle of the kid and his mom staring at his computer, the son bugeyed?

    sextopbackground.jpg

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of that when reading tugga's post.

    In unrelated news the original Henroid gave me this account a few years ago.

    Deserves to be linked: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=69329

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Actually, I just don't date so the fact that I have this profile is all the more befuddling.

    Nads on
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Nads wrote: »
    I mean, the friend's profile has photos but I don't date overexposed, conveniently angled girls.
    Nads don't sell yourself short, you haven't been dating anyone lately.

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    slowslow Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    rane you have no concept of how to sell a lie

    remember when i sold one of the splinter forums on my being a 35 year old divorcee who had to live at home with his parents because his whore ex-wife took everything in the divorce?

    i mean gosh
    to some, the fakepost is a way of life

    slow on
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Goddamit nads.

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Blake, a man of my height has no ability to sell himself short.

    Nads on
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    LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    maybe you like to talk to people a lot

    Loomdun on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    man I am totally a conveniently angled girl

    what a shame

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    man I am totally a conveniently angled girl

    what a shame

    If you're into cubism

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    She stopped responding. She quickly caught on that I was gonna make this difficult. Something my future wife will also complain about during couple's therapy.

    Clever girl.

    Nads on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    man I am totally a conveniently angled girl

    what a shame

    If you're into cubism

    my convenient angle is front-on, baby

    Vivixenne on
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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    man I am totally a conveniently angled girl

    what a shame

    If you're into cubism

    my convenient angle is front-on, baby

    gross

    natek on
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Man, if I ever get kicked out and forced to live on the streets I am just going to do online dating.

    Get them to buy me dinner then I can sleep at their place for the night.

    Blake T on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Man, if I ever get kicked out and forced to live on the streets I am just going to do online dating.

    Get them to buy me dinner then I can sleep at their place for the night.

    yeah but you're the dude

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Man, if I ever get kicked out and forced to live on the streets I am just going to do online dating.

    Get them to buy me dinner then I can sleep at their place for the night.

    Even better is if they have a single roommate.

    That's like two meals and two nights for the price of one.

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    That's not called online dating, Blake.

    That's called Craigslist.

    Speaking of which, we found a great listing the other night entitled "Make Me A Mommy."

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    I'd marry you nads

    you get to be the trophy wife

    Kazhiim on
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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Man, if I ever get kicked out and forced to live on the streets I am just going to do online dating.

    Get them to buy me dinner then I can sleep at their place for the night.

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    the wook on
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Nads wrote: »
    That's not called online dating, Blake.

    That's called Craigslist.

    Speaking of which, we found a great listing the other night entitled "Make Me A Mommy."

    That's totally an easy lay.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Man, if I ever get kicked out and forced to live on the streets I am just going to do online dating.

    Get them to buy me dinner then I can sleep at their place for the night.

    yeah but you're the dude

    I should make you pay for dinner tonight.

    Blake T on
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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited July 2009
    damn it rane your fake wedding is on my birthday

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