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Rane gets neutered: who wants to come

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    thats what I would tell my children, male or female

    edit: except odds of me having children are amazingly slim due to the fact of the odds I will never want to have sex with a woman

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  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    you see son

    the older boys are going to be looking to assert their dominance

    slow on
  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats what I would tell my children, male or female

    edit: except odds of me having children are amazingly slim due to the fact of the odds I will never want to have sex with a woman

    "woops my boner fell in you"
    "oh no it rubbed a lot on the way out"

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  • Stormin JoeStormin Joe Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I would like to say that I, for one, enjoy the mammary gland

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats what I would tell my children, male or female

    edit: except odds of me having children are amazingly slim due to the fact of the odds I will never want to have sex with a woman

    most girls make a mistake at least once in their life

    do not give up hope, loomdun!

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    natek wrote: »
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats what I would tell my children, male or female

    edit: except odds of me having children are amazingly slim due to the fact of the odds I will never want to have sex with a woman

    most girls make a mistake at least once in their life

    do not give up hope, loomdun!

    my vagina cant take this

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Female ambivalence ftl.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Man you are getting married on a Thursday.

    Ain't no way a sensible man can make that.

    YOUR LIE DOES NOT APPEAL TO THE SENSIBLE MAN

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    slow wrote: »
    honestly if you find some twilight fan chick, she probably won't care that you smoke cloves

    how the fuck do you know I smoke cloves, son

    it's not like anybody pays attention when I post shit on here

    Shorty on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    hes not getting married anymore, she accidentally fell down some stairs

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Shorty wrote: »
    slow wrote: »
    honestly if you find some twilight fan chick, she probably won't care that you smoke cloves

    how the fuck do you know I smoke cloves, son

    it's not like anybody pays attention when I post shit on here

    you have told us MANY times

    Raneados on
  • Stormin JoeStormin Joe Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    hes not getting married anymore, she accidentally fell down some stairs

    She walked into a door. Keep the story straight

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Gotta get some NERF doorknobs

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I just saw a commercial on TV for a kid's toothpaste

    a huge selling point was that they were real adamant about letting everyone know it didn't have fluoride

    and I thought

    thank god

    kids have far too many teeth these days

    Raneados on
  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    slow wrote: »
    honestly if you find some twilight fan chick, she probably won't care that you smoke cloves

    how the fuck do you know I smoke cloves, son

    it's not like anybody pays attention when I post shit on here

    you have told us MANY times

    you asshats aren't supposed to be reading what I post

    Shorty on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Gotta get some NERF doorknobs

    did someone say nerf guns

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm909OiPjK8&NR=1&feature=fvwp

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Oh and then he said that I needed to get on birth control right away because alllllllll the boys were gonna be trying to get wit me and my rude titties or whatever.

    This reminds me of one of my coworkers at my job before I left Texas. She started dating some dude and got on birth control, and like two months later I just kinda awkwardly mentioned at lunch, "Hey dudette your boobs look bigger what gives?" I didn't know she was on bc 'til then but yeah.

    Also she ran away from our lunch table all redfaced.

    Henroid on
  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    My stepdad tried to get me to drink a lot, and said stuff about my breasts and such.

    What kind of things?
    Please don't kill me.

    One time he mentioned how "nicely" they were "coming in."

    :?

    That is definitely a thing, what your Dad said.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Henroid wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Oh and then he said that I needed to get on birth control right away because alllllllll the boys were gonna be trying to get wit me and my rude titties or whatever.

    This reminds me of one of my coworkers at my job before I left Texas. She started dating some dude and got on birth control, and like two months later I just kinda awkwardly mentioned at lunch, "Hey dudette your boobs look bigger what gives?" I didn't know she was on bc 'til then but yeah.

    Also she ran away from our lunch table all redfaced.

    Henroid, professional social butterfly.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Shorty wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    slow wrote: »
    honestly if you find some twilight fan chick, she probably won't care that you smoke cloves

    how the fuck do you know I smoke cloves, son

    it's not like anybody pays attention when I post shit on here

    you have told us MANY times

    you asshats aren't supposed to be reading what I post

    also, I only ever mention it in the smoking thread(s)

    Shorty on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i used to pay a lot of attention to smoking threads you know!

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Henroid wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Oh and then he said that I needed to get on birth control right away because alllllllll the boys were gonna be trying to get wit me and my rude titties or whatever.

    This reminds me of one of my coworkers at my job before I left Texas. She started dating some dude and got on birth control, and like two months later I just kinda awkwardly mentioned at lunch, "Hey dudette your boobs look bigger what gives?" I didn't know she was on bc 'til then but yeah.

    Also she ran away from our lunch table all redfaced.

    Henroid, professional social butterfly.

    I just looked this phrase up, and it describes me pretty well.

    I don't... think that's a bad thing?

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Henroid wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Oh and then he said that I needed to get on birth control right away because alllllllll the boys were gonna be trying to get wit me and my rude titties or whatever.

    This reminds me of one of my coworkers at my job before I left Texas. She started dating some dude and got on birth control, and like two months later I just kinda awkwardly mentioned at lunch, "Hey dudette your boobs look bigger what gives?" I didn't know she was on bc 'til then but yeah.

    Also she ran away from our lunch table all redfaced.

    Henroid, professional social butterfly.

    Humiliating her was like mental masturbation for me.

    Henroid on
  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Henroid wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Oh and then he said that I needed to get on birth control right away because alllllllll the boys were gonna be trying to get wit me and my rude titties or whatever.

    This reminds me of one of my coworkers at my job before I left Texas. She started dating some dude and got on birth control, and like two months later I just kinda awkwardly mentioned at lunch, "Hey dudette your boobs look bigger what gives?" I didn't know she was on bc 'til then but yeah.

    Also she ran away from our lunch table all redfaced.

    Henroid, professional social butterfly.

    you really should leave the pithy commentary to someone else

    t rane: used to? did you quit? quitters never win, you know.

    Shorty on
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    My chinchilla is chewing on my laptop but she's so cute I can't stop her

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Shorty wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Oh and then he said that I needed to get on birth control right away because alllllllll the boys were gonna be trying to get wit me and my rude titties or whatever.

    This reminds me of one of my coworkers at my job before I left Texas. She started dating some dude and got on birth control, and like two months later I just kinda awkwardly mentioned at lunch, "Hey dudette your boobs look bigger what gives?" I didn't know she was on bc 'til then but yeah.

    Also she ran away from our lunch table all redfaced.

    Henroid, professional social butterfly.

    you really should leave the pithy commentary to someone else

    t rane: used to? did you quit? quitters never win, you know.

    You gotta smoke it till you get it right.

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    How could I be so foolish. Of course no one would want to marry Rane

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Shorty wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Oh and then he said that I needed to get on birth control right away because alllllllll the boys were gonna be trying to get wit me and my rude titties or whatever.

    This reminds me of one of my coworkers at my job before I left Texas. She started dating some dude and got on birth control, and like two months later I just kinda awkwardly mentioned at lunch, "Hey dudette your boobs look bigger what gives?" I didn't know she was on bc 'til then but yeah.

    Also she ran away from our lunch table all redfaced.

    Henroid, professional social butterfly.

    you really should leave the pithy commentary to someone else

    t rane: used to? did you quit? quitters never win, you know.

    won't let me be a cop if I smoke

    jerks

    Raneados on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'd marry me



    hmm i wonder if I can

    Raneados on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN

    NOT MAN AND A RIGHT-HAND

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Oh and then he said that I needed to get on birth control right away because alllllllll the boys were gonna be trying to get wit me and my rude titties or whatever.

    This reminds me of one of my coworkers at my job before I left Texas. She started dating some dude and got on birth control, and like two months later I just kinda awkwardly mentioned at lunch, "Hey dudette your boobs look bigger what gives?" I didn't know she was on bc 'til then but yeah.

    Also she ran away from our lunch table all redfaced.

    Henroid, professional social butterfly.

    you really should leave the pithy commentary to someone else

    t rane: used to? did you quit? quitters never win, you know.

    won't let me be a cop if I smoke

    jerks

    whaaaaaat

    that is the rawest of bullshit

    here I'll smoke one for you

    it will be awesome

    Shorty on
  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    some lady is married to the Eifel Tower. I think you could probably marry whatever the fuck you want in france

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    I'd marry me



    hmm i wonder if I can

    Is that incest or masturbation?

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Well i'm married to my self, I'm also a widow

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Does birth control enlarge boobies at all?

    Or did she just fuck it up?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    some lady is married to the Eifel Tower. I think you could probably marry whatever the fuck you want in france

    How the hell does the Eifel Tower consent?

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Does birth control enlarge boobies at all?

    Or did she just fuck it up?

    Sometimes. My ex's were half a cup bigger while she was on the pill

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Oh man, that thread about sex and porn...it just makes me realize how reticent people are about teaching their kids about sex and how it's healthy. My parents never said anything to me. What the fuck am I going to say to my kids?
    just show them your favorite porn video

    bonus points if it's 2 girls 1 cup
    I both knew this was going to happen and planned for it

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Does birth control enlarge boobies at all?

    Or did she just fuck it up?

    It does. There is some sort of innocent naivete in your thought process at the end there that I really wish I had

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    timeeee to sleeep

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