Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited July 2009
Man you are getting married on a Thursday.
Ain't no way a sensible man can make that.
YOUR LIE DOES NOT APPEAL TO THE SENSIBLE MAN
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hes not getting married anymore, she accidentally fell down some stairs
She walked into a door. Keep the story straight
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited July 2009
Gotta get some NERF doorknobs
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edited July 2009
I just saw a commercial on TV for a kid's toothpaste
a huge selling point was that they were real adamant about letting everyone know it didn't have fluoride
and I thought
thank god
kids have far too many teeth these days
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Oh and then he said that I needed to get on birth control right away because alllllllll the boys were gonna be trying to get wit me and my rude titties or whatever.
This reminds me of one of my coworkers at my job before I left Texas. She started dating some dude and got on birth control, and like two months later I just kinda awkwardly mentioned at lunch, "Hey dudette your boobs look bigger what gives?" I didn't know she was on bc 'til then but yeah.
Also she ran away from our lunch table all redfaced.
My stepdad tried to get me to drink a lot, and said stuff about my breasts and such.
What kind of things?
Please don't kill me.
One time he mentioned how "nicely" they were "coming in."
:?
That is definitely a thing, what your Dad said.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Oh and then he said that I needed to get on birth control right away because alllllllll the boys were gonna be trying to get wit me and my rude titties or whatever.
This reminds me of one of my coworkers at my job before I left Texas. She started dating some dude and got on birth control, and like two months later I just kinda awkwardly mentioned at lunch, "Hey dudette your boobs look bigger what gives?" I didn't know she was on bc 'til then but yeah.
Also she ran away from our lunch table all redfaced.
Henroid, professional social butterfly.
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Oh and then he said that I needed to get on birth control right away because alllllllll the boys were gonna be trying to get wit me and my rude titties or whatever.
This reminds me of one of my coworkers at my job before I left Texas. She started dating some dude and got on birth control, and like two months later I just kinda awkwardly mentioned at lunch, "Hey dudette your boobs look bigger what gives?" I didn't know she was on bc 'til then but yeah.
Also she ran away from our lunch table all redfaced.
Henroid, professional social butterfly.
I just looked this phrase up, and it describes me pretty well.
I don't... think that's a bad thing?
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Oh and then he said that I needed to get on birth control right away because alllllllll the boys were gonna be trying to get wit me and my rude titties or whatever.
This reminds me of one of my coworkers at my job before I left Texas. She started dating some dude and got on birth control, and like two months later I just kinda awkwardly mentioned at lunch, "Hey dudette your boobs look bigger what gives?" I didn't know she was on bc 'til then but yeah.
Also she ran away from our lunch table all redfaced.
Henroid, professional social butterfly.
Humiliating her was like mental masturbation for me.
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Oh and then he said that I needed to get on birth control right away because alllllllll the boys were gonna be trying to get wit me and my rude titties or whatever.
This reminds me of one of my coworkers at my job before I left Texas. She started dating some dude and got on birth control, and like two months later I just kinda awkwardly mentioned at lunch, "Hey dudette your boobs look bigger what gives?" I didn't know she was on bc 'til then but yeah.
Also she ran away from our lunch table all redfaced.
Henroid, professional social butterfly.
you really should leave the pithy commentary to someone else
t rane: used to? did you quit? quitters never win, you know.
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edited July 2009
My chinchilla is chewing on my laptop but she's so cute I can't stop her
Oh and then he said that I needed to get on birth control right away because alllllllll the boys were gonna be trying to get wit me and my rude titties or whatever.
This reminds me of one of my coworkers at my job before I left Texas. She started dating some dude and got on birth control, and like two months later I just kinda awkwardly mentioned at lunch, "Hey dudette your boobs look bigger what gives?" I didn't know she was on bc 'til then but yeah.
Also she ran away from our lunch table all redfaced.
Henroid, professional social butterfly.
you really should leave the pithy commentary to someone else
t rane: used to? did you quit? quitters never win, you know.
Oh and then he said that I needed to get on birth control right away because alllllllll the boys were gonna be trying to get wit me and my rude titties or whatever.
This reminds me of one of my coworkers at my job before I left Texas. She started dating some dude and got on birth control, and like two months later I just kinda awkwardly mentioned at lunch, "Hey dudette your boobs look bigger what gives?" I didn't know she was on bc 'til then but yeah.
Also she ran away from our lunch table all redfaced.
Henroid, professional social butterfly.
you really should leave the pithy commentary to someone else
t rane: used to? did you quit? quitters never win, you know.
won't let me be a cop if I smoke
jerks
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edited July 2009
I'd marry me
hmm i wonder if I can
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited July 2009
BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN
NOT MAN AND A RIGHT-HAND
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Oh and then he said that I needed to get on birth control right away because alllllllll the boys were gonna be trying to get wit me and my rude titties or whatever.
This reminds me of one of my coworkers at my job before I left Texas. She started dating some dude and got on birth control, and like two months later I just kinda awkwardly mentioned at lunch, "Hey dudette your boobs look bigger what gives?" I didn't know she was on bc 'til then but yeah.
Also she ran away from our lunch table all redfaced.
Henroid, professional social butterfly.
you really should leave the pithy commentary to someone else
t rane: used to? did you quit? quitters never win, you know.
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edited July 2009
Does birth control enlarge boobies at all?
Or did she just fuck it up?
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Oh man, that thread about sex and porn...it just makes me realize how reticent people are about teaching their kids about sex and how it's healthy. My parents never said anything to me. What the fuck am I going to say to my kids?
just show them your favorite porn video
bonus points if it's 2 girls 1 cup
I both knew this was going to happen and planned for it
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edit: except odds of me having children are amazingly slim due to the fact of the odds I will never want to have sex with a woman
the older boys are going to be looking to assert their dominance
"woops my boner fell in you"
"oh no it rubbed a lot on the way out"
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most girls make a mistake at least once in their life
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my vagina cant take this
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Ain't no way a sensible man can make that.
YOUR LIE DOES NOT APPEAL TO THE SENSIBLE MAN
how the fuck do you know I smoke cloves, son
it's not like anybody pays attention when I post shit on here
you have told us MANY times
She walked into a door. Keep the story straight
Tossrock: Somolia, you know Mogadishu, Blackhawk down?
Qorzm: I'm sorry, I don't follow hip-hop
a huge selling point was that they were real adamant about letting everyone know it didn't have fluoride
and I thought
thank god
kids have far too many teeth these days
you asshats aren't supposed to be reading what I post
did someone say nerf guns
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm909OiPjK8&NR=1&feature=fvwp
This reminds me of one of my coworkers at my job before I left Texas. She started dating some dude and got on birth control, and like two months later I just kinda awkwardly mentioned at lunch, "Hey dudette your boobs look bigger what gives?" I didn't know she was on bc 'til then but yeah.
Also she ran away from our lunch table all redfaced.
That is definitely a thing, what your Dad said.
Henroid, professional social butterfly.
also, I only ever mention it in the smoking thread(s)
I just looked this phrase up, and it describes me pretty well.
I don't... think that's a bad thing?
Humiliating her was like mental masturbation for me.
you really should leave the pithy commentary to someone else
t rane: used to? did you quit? quitters never win, you know.
You gotta smoke it till you get it right.
won't let me be a cop if I smoke
jerks
hmm i wonder if I can
NOT MAN AND A RIGHT-HAND
whaaaaaat
that is the rawest of bullshit
here I'll smoke one for you
it will be awesome
Is that incest or masturbation?
Or did she just fuck it up?
How the hell does the Eifel Tower consent?
Sometimes. My ex's were half a cup bigger while she was on the pill
It does. There is some sort of innocent naivete in your thought process at the end there that I really wish I had