Captain Marvel is like Superman except he's made of magic. According to Sarah Silverman, Jesus is magic, so Captain Marvel is made of Jesus. And, like Jesus, Captain Marvel is well hung (although in a different sense!)
There's two Captain Marvel series going on right now. There's The Trials of Shazam, starring Freddie Freeman as he becomes the new Captain Marvel. It is not that bad.
There's also Shazam and the Monster Society of Evil, which is about the origin of Captain Marvel. It is by Jeff Smith and it is awesome and adorable.
They are working on a Captain Marvel movie. So far it looks to be atrocious, since the director (Peter Segal) hasn't made any good movies, and the writer (John August) hasn't really made anything good except for Big Fish. Plus, rumors say they want Jake Gylenhaallllslsldy as Captian Marvel and that's terrible.
Jake Gyllenhall is a great actor. Captain Marvel is a crappy super hero. Sounds perfect to me.
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When I was a little kid, I always pretended I was the hero,' Skip said.
'Fuck yeah, me too. What little kid ever pretended to be part of the lynch-mob?'
If Jake plays him Captain Marvel won't be able to quit Bobby.
See what I did there?
who the fuck is bobby
Does it even matter?
Gay joke, lol!
I guess Jake would be appropriate if they wanted an adult who could inject a kind of naive boyishness into their portrayal of Captain Marvel, but he just seems kind of short.
I guess Jake would be appropriate if they wanted an adult who could inject a kind of naive boyishness into their portrayal of Captain Marvel, but he just seems kind of short.
Jake doesn't look the part and isn't big or imposing enough and also sounds like a retard whenever he talks
Captain Marvel isn't that well hung, it's just that other male superheroes are either really, really poorly hung, or just wearing snug dance belts (which is really a sensible thing to wear under tights, if you don't want people staring at your junk).
Captain Marvel isn't that well hung, it's just that other male superheroes are either really, really poorly hung, or just wearing snug dance belts (which is really a sensible thing to wear under tights, if you don't want people staring at your junk).
I guess Jake would be appropriate if they wanted an adult who could inject a kind of naive boyishness into their portrayal of Captain Marvel, but he just seems kind of short.
Jake doesn't look the part and isn't big or imposing enough and also sounds like a retard whenever he talks
How about Rock Hudson?
Some of these might be screwed up, but I'm not going to bother with photobucket.
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if they try to turn Captain Marvel into 13 Going On 30 with Jake standing in for Jennifer Garner.
Captain Marvel isn't that well hung, it's just that other male superheroes are either really, really poorly hung, or just wearing snug dance belts (which is really a sensible thing to wear under tights, if you don't want people staring at your junk).
If this weren't a family-friendly forum I would post a counterpoint showing what I consider "well-hung" to be.
I don't really see what about Captain Marvel makes him so interesting. Granted, I've only read him when he's been in other comics, but everything I've seen of him just seems so blah...
The only thing interesting about him to me is Black Adam... but even he seems pretty one-dimensional.
So, enlighten me! Or we can keep talking about his schlong... whichever.
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When I was a little kid, I always pretended I was the hero,' Skip said.
'Fuck yeah, me too. What little kid ever pretended to be part of the lynch-mob?'
Personally I always liked Marvel because the stories were fun and imaginative. I mean, a worm scientist? Excellent. But on top of that there was this element that Superman could never capture...
You can't ever be an alien from another world. Supes was born special and unique, and no matter how much you wanted to be him you weren't flying around as a10 year old. But, Billy was just any kid. He was kid given a magic word that turned him into a superhero. And that was incredibly awesome.
And that's the reason he was outselling superman for a good period there.
Sometimes the newer stories tend to ignore that old magic and fun and just make him superman part 2, but sometimes it sneaks through. Johns is pretty good at bringing the fun around. And the Smith series is very much like the olden days.
I really wanted to get into the Trials of Shazam, but I found it boring, so I dropped it. I should've picked up the one Jeff Smith is doing as people have raved about it.
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who the fuck is bobby
Captain Marvel could fuck your mom, both grandmoms, and your dad at the same time while your uncle sits there and jerks off to the video
so you shut your goddamn mouth
He's in one of those pictures you posted. ;o
Does it even matter?
Gay joke, lol!
I guess Jake would be appropriate if they wanted an adult who could inject a kind of naive boyishness into their portrayal of Captain Marvel, but he just seems kind of short.
Captain Marvel is great and you never forget it.
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and he's not quite as hung as Captain Marvel but he's there
but he doesn't really have the classic voice for it
Jake doesn't look the part and isn't big or imposing enough and also sounds like a retard whenever he talks
How about Rock Hudson?
Some of these might be screwed up, but I'm not going to bother with photobucket.
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if they try to turn Captain Marvel into 13 Going On 30 with Jake standing in for Jennifer Garner.
He was really good in those American Express Superman commercials.
Plus I think if they did this movie it would have a comedic tone, which he would fit in nice for.
The way Superman/Shazam First Thunder and the new Shazam mini it seems like he might be a good fit.
If this weren't a family-friendly forum I would post a counterpoint showing what I consider "well-hung" to be.
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I always found the fact that there were two different Captain Marvels, one for DC and one for Marvel, hilarious.
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You've got your First Appearance Captain Marvel (Pretty good)
Kingdom Come Captain Marvel (Not to shabby)
Justice Captain Marvel (Awesome)
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A Mr. Mind figure!
The only thing interesting about him to me is Black Adam... but even he seems pretty one-dimensional.
So, enlighten me! Or we can keep talking about his schlong... whichever.
With a massively super-powered magical wang.
He's as strong as superman, but has no weaknesses and can also call down magical fucking lightening.
Did I mention the massive magical wang?
Also, read Kingdom come.
Anally.
You can't ever be an alien from another world. Supes was born special and unique, and no matter how much you wanted to be him you weren't flying around as a10 year old. But, Billy was just any kid. He was kid given a magic word that turned him into a superhero. And that was incredibly awesome.
And that's the reason he was outselling superman for a good period there.
Sometimes the newer stories tend to ignore that old magic and fun and just make him superman part 2, but sometimes it sneaks through. Johns is pretty good at bringing the fun around. And the Smith series is very much like the olden days.
And I guess that's supposed to make him interesting.
But anyway, I thought Rock Hudson was a good choice
where were you guys like 7 years ago
he is also dead from the aids
also, captain marvel is a bigger dick than superman, and I don't mean the wang
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