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Lets go kill some Pirates

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  • JC of DIJC of DI I think we're fucked up. I know I am.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Dude I can be Jack Sparrow lol

    Where's the rum?

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    If I had an extra 5 grand I would be all over this shit.

    And so would my brother.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    it'll be like braveheart brosef

    They'll fashion crude puka shell armor and survive on kegs of beer and beef jerky.

    Hunter on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    it'll be like shootin soda cans

    except they got less nutrients

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    I'm going to start my own cruise operation

    for four thousand dollars, I will provide you with weaponry and ammunition to shoot at the first cruise boat

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    As far as picking it up and knowing what does what though the m16 is pretty much the simplest thing ever with the exception of a single-shot

    Hitting things is a whole 'nother story

    Just upgrade to the Mk 19 40mm grenade launcher. It's the gold package.

    Fuck that, bayonets

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    bro its like being able to kill a dude

    but legally

    man fuck yeah i mean shit aint you always wanted to just

    blow a dudes head off bro

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    pirates aren't people

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  • DefaultuserDefaultuser Registered User new member
    edited June 2009
    the original source of this hoax:
    http://www.tothepointnews.com/content/view/3617/85/

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    yes wiggin, use a bayonet

    in a ship-to-ship shootout

    you are a tactical master

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    or a strategic master I don't know some asshole is going to come and correct me

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    yes wiggin, use a bayonet

    in a ship-to-ship shootout

    you are a tactical master

    because nobody will get off the one boat

    Nope

    Also shut up god I hate you you're embarrassing me

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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I thought hoax the second I read about origami towels, but I was convinced it could be real once I skimmed three pages and didn't see hoax mentioned. You guys are supposed to be my filter!

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    I'm all for using lethal force to defend against pirate attacks.

    But this seems more like hunting humans for sport.

    Pussy
    ur so h4rdcore dood

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited June 2009

    The 'hoax' is a hoax! Stop trying to ruin our trigger-happy fun.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
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  • DefaultuserDefaultuser Registered User new member
    edited June 2009
    Apparently there have been expeditions like this in warzones and lawless areas, though, so if you know a shady travel agent you can probably find a trip to go shoot some people in a third world country.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    something something Hostel

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Druhim wrote: »

    it's a joke you octogenarian weasel

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Oh dang, Defaultuser.

    Moriveth on
  • DefaultuserDefaultuser Registered User new member
    edited June 2009
    Oh hey moriveth.

    Defaultuser on
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The best ending to this story is either the yatch gets fucked and explodes and there's helicopters and news cameras there when they're plucking the bloated bodies out of the water.

    Or some approximation of this guy shows up
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    is that the jumanji guy

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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    It took me a second or two to realize that is not a normal thing

    Drew-B on
  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Amuse yourself at work with this exacting simplification of the social economic science behind Somali Piracy!

    http://www.wired.com/special_multimedia/2009/cutthroatCapitalismTheGame

    And read the accompanying article, I guess.

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  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Holy fuck. I'd totally be down for this, except I'm trying to find a job where I get paid to fight pirates. I'd rather not be forced to use an AK either.

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  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Eh?

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    guys I think this is sort of relevant

    I'm staying in Edmonton right now and I want to go fire a gun for the first time at the shooting range they have at the mall

    I have no idea what kind of gun I want

    gun list is here: http://www.shootingcentre.com/membership.html

    help me out

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    mossin nagant

    don't take lessons on proper firing stance either

    you'll do fine

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  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    guys I think this is sort of relevant

    I'm staying in Edmonton right now and I want to go fire a gun for the first time at the shooting range they have at the mall

    I have no idea what kind of gun I want

    gun list is here: http://www.shootingcentre.com/membership.html

    help me out

    Start with the smallest caliber weapon possible.

    Koshian wrote: »
    the whole "I would pay cash money to murder people" thing doesn't do wonders for your image

    also wanting to have fought in world war II is a bit iffy

    I'm not talking about eating babies here. I'm talking about a desire to do a job that would ensure the safety of others by killing those that would do them harm. Fuck if that makes me a bad person then anyone who has ever fought in any war or joined the military is a bad person.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited July 2009
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Taranis wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    guys I think this is sort of relevant

    I'm staying in Edmonton right now and I want to go fire a gun for the first time at the shooting range they have at the mall

    I have no idea what kind of gun I want

    gun list is here: http://www.shootingcentre.com/membership.html

    help me out

    Start with the smallest caliber weapon possible.

    Koshian wrote: »
    the whole "I would pay cash money to murder people" thing doesn't do wonders for your image

    also wanting to have fought in world war II is a bit iffy

    I'm not talking about eating babies here. I'm talking about a desire to do a job that would ensure the safety of others by killing those that would do them harm. Fuck if that makes me a bad person then anyone who has ever fought in any war or joined the military is a bad person.
    big 'ol fuckin' toolbag
    funny how you can't see any nuances that separate going on a pirate hunting cruise from being a member of the armed forces who have rules of engagement and a command structure instead of just running around killing people that seem bad

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    This thread just got better.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    This thread is going to the moon.

    Hunter on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    there are now two things i love about russia

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  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Taranis wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    guys I think this is sort of relevant

    I'm staying in Edmonton right now and I want to go fire a gun for the first time at the shooting range they have at the mall

    I have no idea what kind of gun I want

    gun list is here: http://www.shootingcentre.com/membership.html

    help me out

    Start with the smallest caliber weapon possible.

    Koshian wrote: »
    the whole "I would pay cash money to murder people" thing doesn't do wonders for your image

    also wanting to have fought in world war II is a bit iffy

    I'm not talking about eating babies here. I'm talking about a desire to do a job that would ensure the safety of others by killing those that would do them harm. Fuck if that makes me a bad person then anyone who has ever fought in any war or joined the military is a bad person.
    big 'ol fuckin' toolbag
    funny how you can't see any nuances that separate going on a pirate hunting cruise from being a member of the armed forces who have rules of engagement and a command structure instead of just running around killing people that seem bad

    Hmmm
    "Hey look there's bunch of guys approaching us a small craft yelling at us in Somali and and pointing AK's at us."

    "They're probably just asking for directions to the nearest port."

    "They just shot Bill."

    "That's probably just their way of saying hello."

    Well what have we got here? A presumptuous little bitch by the looks of it. Can you believe this twat thinks that any group based in Europe that's hired to protect freighters in the Indian Ocean is going to indiscriminately open fire on random people at sea? Some people don't think before they post I suppose. Any group that did that would most likely get hauled in by any number of peacekeeping organizations, or smoked in open waters. The pirates would be more likely to surrender to superior firepower and numbers anyway. CEOs of big companies aren't going to want to go to jail and those bringing the pirates to justice don't want to be anally raped in some third world prison. Could that mean that they would in fact have an ROE and people that they answer to? Why yes, I think that is exactly what that means.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    I don't think you understand how russian cruises in somalia work bro.

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  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    This is a big ol' troll thread

    they have got to all be in on it

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  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i find that people whose first impression of a prison is a risk of anal rape are a special group

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    africans aren't people

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