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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'll only do this if they bring proper music and some on-site narration.

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    Fuck off and die.
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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    I'll only do this if they bring proper music and some on-site narration.

    The Red Army Choir will be providing the vocals. Vladimir Putin will be providing the narration.

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    TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    I have plenty of friends in the armed forces, and I have a deep respect for what they do
    none of them have your attitude of, "fuck yeah I want to go kill some motherfuckers, that would be so rad!"

    I'm sure some of them have killed, they just don't brag about it because they're reasonably well adjusted human beings

    How many are in the infantry and had other MOS's to choose from?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    this thing still going?

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Taranis wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    I have plenty of friends in the armed forces, and I have a deep respect for what they do
    none of them have your attitude of, "fuck yeah I want to go kill some motherfuckers, that would be so rad!"

    I'm sure some of them have killed, they just don't brag about it because they're reasonably well adjusted human beings

    How many are in the infantry and had other MOS's to choose from?

    I know the point you're trying to make and you're doing it wrong

    Because choosing to do it doesn't mean they're so fucked up that they'll brag about killing people

    Please try again

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    yeah, taranis has to prove what a badass he is

    taranis, one of my good friends was a colonel in the Army, was recently promoted to Brigadier General

    while I know he's killed, I've never heard him specifically talk about the people he's killed, let alone brag about them because he's a reasonably well adjusted person
    he does what his job requires him to do, but he's not a sadistic fuck who's in the army because killing is cool

    so go fuck yourself cuntstick

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Wait, did this guy actually say that he wished he could have fought in WWII?

    Taranis, my grandfather fought in WWII. I'm not bragging or anything. He did it, not me, and he certainly doesn't brag about it, either.

    Anyway, my mom mentioned that when she was a kid, which was like 15 years after the war ended, she would hear him wake up in the middle of the night, screaming, because of flashbacks. Of course, this was a while before they knew that PTSD was a thing, so they didn't do anything about it.

    Does that sound fun to you?

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    PTSD just means you're more XTREME

    Hang on while I throw up from typing that

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Guys, Taranis really, really reminds me of this guy.

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    TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    yeah, taranis has to prove what a badass he is

    taranis, one of my good friends was a colonel in the Army, was recently promoted to Brigadier General

    while I know he's killed, I've never heard him specifically talk about the people he's killed, let alone brag about them because he's a reasonably well adjusted person
    he does what his job requires him to do, but he's not a sadistic fuck who's in the army because killing is cool

    so go fuck yourself cuntstick

    You can establish a trend with one instance. I yield to your superior logic.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Taranis wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    yeah, taranis has to prove what a badass he is

    taranis, one of my good friends was a colonel in the Army, was recently promoted to Brigadier General

    while I know he's killed, I've never heard him specifically talk about the people he's killed, let alone brag about them because he's a reasonably well adjusted person
    he does what his job requires him to do, but he's not a sadistic fuck who's in the army because killing is cool

    so go fuck yourself cuntstick

    You can establish a trend with one instance. I yield to your superior logic.

    Do you actually know people that brag about killing

    Or do you just think that normal people do it

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    just to be clear Taranis, we're all laughing at you
    not me, all of us
    we all think you're a fucking joke

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Taranis wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    yeah, taranis has to prove what a badass he is

    taranis, one of my good friends was a colonel in the Army, was recently promoted to Brigadier General

    while I know he's killed, I've never heard him specifically talk about the people he's killed, let alone brag about them because he's a reasonably well adjusted person
    he does what his job requires him to do, but he's not a sadistic fuck who's in the army because killing is cool

    so go fuck yourself cuntstick

    You can establish a trend with one instance. I yield to your superior logic.

    What the fuck are you even arguing? That it's OK to think that killing people, whether necessary or not, would be a fun thing to do?

    Because that is very not OK.

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    TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Damn. The foundation of my self esteem is how others perceive me. I cannot live with myself.

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    TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Taranis wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    yeah, taranis has to prove what a badass he is

    taranis, one of my good friends was a colonel in the Army, was recently promoted to Brigadier General

    while I know he's killed, I've never heard him specifically talk about the people he's killed, let alone brag about them because he's a reasonably well adjusted person
    he does what his job requires him to do, but he's not a sadistic fuck who's in the army because killing is cool

    so go fuck yourself cuntstick

    You can establish a trend with one instance. I yield to your superior logic.

    What the fuck are you even arguing? That it's OK to think that killing people, whether necessary or not, would be a fun thing to do?

    Because that is very not OK.

    I have never once said that killing people would be fun.

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    oh oh oh

    He's started with the "whatever, I don't care what any of you think" routine.

    Next he'll be saying that we all live in our parents' basements.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Taranis wrote: »
    Damn. The foundation of my self esteem is how others perceive me. I cannot live with myself.
    yes, you've well established you're an internet badass who wants to kill someone (but someone that deserves to die of course, that makes the desire ok!) and doesn't give a fuck what all the haters think

    you are indeed a unique and beautiful snowflake, just like all the other pretend tough guys out there

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Let's see

    His title is an anti-tank round, I'm pretty sure the av is a pic of the same, an ARMA II sig, and who wants to put bets on his location being a military reference too

    Taranis do you think killing people is cool

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    TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    oh oh oh

    He's started with the "whatever, I don't care what any of you think" routine.

    Next he'll be saying that we all live in our parents' basements.

    I said that a while ago, but then you've already demonstrated that you haven't read the thread.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    oh oh oh

    He's started with the "whatever, I don't care what any of you think" routine.

    Next he'll be saying that we all live in our parents' basements.
    totally

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Taranis wrote: »
    oh oh oh

    He's started with the "whatever, I don't care what any of you think" routine.

    Next he'll be saying that we all live in our parents' basements.

    I said that a while ago, but then you've already demonstrated that you haven't read the thread.
    I like how you think this constitutes an insult

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    TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Taranis wrote: »
    Damn. The foundation of my self esteem is how others perceive me. I cannot live with myself.
    yes, you've well established you're an internet badass who wants to kill someone (but someone that deserves to die of course, that makes the desire ok!) and doesn't give a fuck what all the haters think

    you are indeed a unique and beautiful snowflake, just like all the other pretend tough guys out there

    Ok. I'm going to have to give you props for this one. Fight Club:^:

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    oh dear, he thought I was referencing Fight Club

    color me surprised

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I live in my own basement thank you very much

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Guys, Fight Club is totally an awesome movie. I want to be just like Tyler Durden. He clearly is the answer to this sissy lifestyle we all have to put up with. That movie had such a great theme am I right?

    edit: (waiting for):
    Don't you all see? You've played right into Taranasoris's hands. He was trolling you all along! Dance puppets! Dance!

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Guys, Fight Club is totally an awesome movie. I want to be just like Tyler Durden. He clearly is the answer to this sissy lifestyle we all have to put up with. That movie had such a great theme am I right?
    i no mang
    fuk society

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    That thing about how Calvin and Hobbes grew up to be Jack and Tyler is surprisingly well written

    Not on the same level as the Pokemon coma essay but still well done

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The Pokemon coma essay fucking owns.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Seriously though. Mall Ninja. He won't tell us what he does, but assures us that he is good at it and important.

    Also guns and anime

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I bet he plays hella GTA.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Artreus wrote: »
    Seriously though. Mall Ninja. He won't tell us what he does, but assures us that he is good at it and important.

    Also guns and anime
    haha
    "..with, of course, a Glock..."

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    TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    I bet he plays hella GTA.

    Pfft I invented GTA.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Artreus wrote: »
    Seriously though. Mall Ninja. He won't tell us what he does, but assures us that he is good at it and important.

    Also guns and anime

    Seriously that title, av, and sig just scream it

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Taranis wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I bet he plays hella GTA.

    Pfft I invented GTA.

    You must be very old.

    Was it difficult to get away clean doing a steady 15mph on a dirt road?

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    TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Taranis wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I bet he plays hella GTA.

    Pfft I invented GTA.

    You must be very old.

    Was it difficult to get away clean doing a steady 15mph on a dirt road?

    If cops started catching up to I would just run away. I can run fast.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
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    Yeah driving around as bait isn't even close to asking them to hijack you

    Stupid ass

    Did you see what she was wearing? She was totally asking to get raped. That's entrapment, it wasn't his fault.

    Try to think for like two seconds.

    Defender if you can't see the difference between actively trying to get them to hijack you so you can shoot them and somebody saying "it's her fault she was raped"

    You are a broken broken man

    OK, Wiggin. I see that difference. However, my purpose is to point out that leaving something in a state where it can be attacked, even if you do it on purpose, doesn't justify someone else attacking it.

    EDIT: That also means that you are still justified in defending against it. It doesn't matter that you're "looking for a fight" because you're not actually starting the fight. It's dumb, yeah, but it's not unethical.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    That thing about how Calvin and Hobbes grew up to be Jack and Tyler is surprisingly well written

    Not on the same level as the Pokemon coma essay but still well done

    How would you say it compares to that one essay that analyzes MGS2?

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    whosiwhatsit now

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Are we talking about killing software and music pirates or the other kind?

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Melding wrote: »
    Are we talking about killing software and music pirates or the other kind?

    Really I mean we could kill all of those and it would be cool with me. The amount of culling I would like to see would be ridiculous.

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