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Glasses/clothes/shoes thread

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    shank are you becoming some kind of alpaca satyr



    Q: How do I tell if a girl likes me?

    A: Also watch out. Girls like playing guys a lot. Why? For attention. They like to be "liked" or "wanted" by other guys. And its just part of the "female" genetic code. Girls will probably post and say there not like that, and 100% disagree with me....but deep down inside, they know its true. But mabey its just me, cause I havent found "her" yet (have tried, and still am... but its becoming harder and harder as years go by) Anyway, I've been hurt a lot by girls. So just a warning to the guys still in high school, just watch out and don't jump completely into it. If you show too much interest you'll get burned, and try to be a jerk. Although more girls will disagree with me (ive tried being the nice gentleman for way too long), treat girls like dirt and they'll want you even more.

    What is this from? :o

    Liiya on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    wikihow or yahooanswers or something like it

    Charles Kinbote on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    the real trick is to be a nice gentleman and then a terrible asshole

    thats how you get girls to want you

    Kovak on
  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Looks like the poor guy had a rough time in high school :/

    Liiya on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    how about where the fuck are companies with black jeans in loose cuts?
    like

    everywhere?

    i'm sure there is at least five thousand loosely cut black jeans on karmaloop

    ps

    i followed a blog post about Palladium boots to their website, expecting some crazily priced designer boots, and uh

    that isn't really the case at all.

    $55 for awesome looking canvas boots? hello.
    so while karmaloop has a lot of jeans I can't try them on and what the fuck is with none of the guys having a fucking ass? I have a goddamn ass, I need to see something similar

    Yeah! It's like guys aren't supposed to have booty these days.

    Garlic Bread on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    the real trick is to be a nice gentleman and then a terrible asshole

    thats how you get girls to want you

    every morning you flip a coin

    heads, gentleman

    tails, asshole

    Charles Kinbote on
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    canvas boots were mentioned and I instantly thought of those horrible boot/shoes that look like they were made out of a burlap sack that's seen better days, by blind elves with scraps from the cobbler's garbage can

    ZeroFill on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2009
    I got a t-shirt from the zoo today that I like a lot. http://i26.tinypic.com/311kpqd.jpg

    I should make my bed!

    Garlic Bread on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    the real trick is to be a nice gentleman and then a terrible asshole

    thats how you get girls to want you

    every morning you flip a coin

    heads, gentleman

    tails, asshole

    gotta keep them guessing

    Kovak on
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    that shirt's a little tight on you

    someone needs to do some situps

    ZeroFill on
  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    That is a nice t-shirt Keith.

    Liiya on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2009
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    that shirt's a little tight on you

    someone needs to do some situps

    While I could afford to do a few (a lot) of situps, it's not as tight as the picture makes it look. I was kind of pushing forward so that you could see the background design but it didn't really work that well

    I'd use a digital camera but the one I have requires iPhoto to use and ugh I hate iPhoto

    Garlic Bread on
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I mostly skip iPhoto for quick stuff. Access the memory card directly and then do everything else in Preview.

    ascot on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2009
    Yeah, that's what I do with my phone and stuff, but this particular camera doesn't show up on the desktop for some reason. It needs iPhoto.

    The other day it took me 20 minutes to import a picture with iPhoto. I almost just hard rebooted my computer because I could barely do anything.

    Garlic Bread on
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hmm, that seems weird.

    ascot on
  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Keith wrote: »
    I got a t-shirt from the zoo today that I like a lot. http://i26.tinypic.com/311kpqd.jpg

    I should make my bed!

    this person's arms aren't crossed, it must not really be keith

    Shorty on
  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Every shirt should be tagless. So much more comfortable.

    DouglasDanger on
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Every shirt should be tagless. So much more comfortable.

    I had this re-print vintage Nike t-shirt thing a couple of years ago, there were so many labels in it, god, it was like a fucking book. So i cut them out and the left behind seam was even worse. I just stopped wearing it.

    ascot on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    The popped collars are the big draw, but it's the details that sell it.

    Like the Che book and the frisbee.

    Also the MSI motherboard box and the Half-Life screen saver. It's like the most ironic photo ever.

    Butters on
    PSN: idontworkhere582 | CFN: idontworkhere | Steam: lordbutters | Amazon Wishlist
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2009
    Do you think guzzling down a big bottle of testosterone pills will knock my body out of this now-almost-decade-long state of puberty?

    or just shrink my balls and give me titties

    Garlic Bread on
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i bought a teeth whitening kit thing
    I feel better about myself already

    ascot on
  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    i bought a teeth whitening kit thing
    I feel better about myself already

    Enjoy desensitizing your teeth.

    Lucky Cynic on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    i bought a teeth whitening kit thing
    I feel better about myself already

    Enjoy desensitizing your teeth.

    How is that a bad thing?

    Garlic Bread on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    uh desensitized teeth actually sounds like a good thing

    Charles Kinbote on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Keith wrote: »
    Do you think guzzling down a big bottle of testosterone pills will knock my body out of this now-almost-decade-long state of puberty?

    or just shrink my balls and give me titties

    As someone who isn't a doctor I would advise asking a doctor.

    Butters on
    PSN: idontworkhere582 | CFN: idontworkhere | Steam: lordbutters | Amazon Wishlist
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Do you think guzzling down a big bottle of testosterone pills will knock my body out of this now-almost-decade-long state of puberty?

    or just shrink my balls and give me titties

    As someone who isn't a doctor I would advise asking a doctor.

    I don't have health insurance so this is the best I can do!

    Garlic Bread on
  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    er, I meant sensitizing.

    Whatever; Dentist told me those teeth whitening kits make your teeth more sensitive to cold stuff when I asked about whitening products.

    A good toothpaste and regular brushing should do fine. Mine are a nice clean white and I didn't have to use any sort of extreme measures.

    Lucky Cynic on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    they may make some people's teeth more sensitive for like a week and it stops almost immediately if you stop whitening them

    big whoop

    Charles Kinbote on
  • SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    er, I meant sensitizing.

    Whatever; Dentist told me those teeth whitening kits make your teeth more sensitive to cold stuff when I asked about whitening products.

    A good toothpaste and regular brushing should do fine. Mine are a nice clean white and I didn't have to use any sort of extreme measures.

    No amount of brushing will remove the long-term stains on teeth.

    I don't ever get to have my teeth whitened ever, because when I got my veneers on the dude didn't tell me that veneers can't be whitened.

    Septus on
    PSN: Kurahoshi1
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    er, I meant sensitizing.

    Whatever; Dentist told me those teeth whitening kits make your teeth more sensitive to cold stuff when I asked about whitening products.

    A good toothpaste and regular brushing should do fine. Mine are a nice clean white and I didn't have to use any sort of extreme measures.

    Where when I said "I want my teeth to be so white they blind god" did I mention giving a fuck about making them sensitive

    ascot on
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    The popped collars are the big draw, but it's the details that sell it.

    Like the Che book and the frisbee.

    Also the MSI motherboard box and the Half-Life screen saver. It's like the most ironic photo ever.

    dave barry book

    ZeroFill on
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Seriously.
    It's scarlet.
    it's not that fucking deep.
    He'd be offended if you thought so.
    Give it up.

    ascot on
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    Seriously.
    It's scarlet.
    it's not that fucking deep.
    He'd be offended if you thought so.
    Give it up.

    look bongi

    your opinion is on the zipper of my fly, and I'll give it to you if you want it

    ZeroFill on
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    Seriously.
    It's scarlet.
    it's not that fucking deep.
    He'd be offended if you thought so.
    Give it up.

    look bongi

    your opinion is on the zipper of my fly, and I'll give it to you if you want it

    This is the second time you've attempted this joke. And I still don't get it.

    ascot on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    Seriously.
    It's scarlet.
    it's not that fucking deep.
    He'd be offended if you thought so.
    Give it up.

    I know who it is and I've reposted that picture more than anyone else.

    Butters on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2009
    My teeth are so bad :(

    I got so excited when I interviewed for a job at Microsoft last year. The guy said it was 100% medical/dental/vision and I was like "Yes! I can finally get my mouth fixed!"

    I didn't get the job though

    Garlic Bread on
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    Seriously.
    It's scarlet.
    it's not that fucking deep.
    He'd be offended if you thought so.
    Give it up.

    I know who it is and I've reposted that picture more than anyone else.

    (i was talking to the others)

    ascot on
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    003050012F0.jpg

    Hmm, these are on sale now. Just £52.50!

    Fuck you, Levi's UK :x

    ascot on
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    its not even a joke or an attempt

    you are indistinguishable from bongi

    ZeroFill on
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I like shorts, they're fun and easy to wear.

    Clint Eastwood on
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