A: Also watch out. Girls like playing guys a lot. Why? For attention. They like to be "liked" or "wanted" by other guys. And its just part of the "female" genetic code. Girls will probably post and say there not like that, and 100% disagree with me....but deep down inside, they know its true. But mabey its just me, cause I havent found "her" yet (have tried, and still am... but its becoming harder and harder as years go by) Anyway, I've been hurt a lot by girls. So just a warning to the guys still in high school, just watch out and don't jump completely into it. If you show too much interest you'll get burned, and try to be a jerk. Although more girls will disagree with me (ive tried being the nice gentleman for way too long), treat girls like dirt and they'll want you even more.
so while karmaloop has a lot of jeans I can't try them on and what the fuck is with none of the guys having a fucking ass? I have a goddamn ass, I need to see something similar
Yeah! It's like guys aren't supposed to have booty these days.
the real trick is to be a nice gentleman and then a terrible asshole
thats how you get girls to want you
every morning you flip a coin
heads, gentleman
tails, asshole
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edited August 2009
canvas boots were mentioned and I instantly thought of those horrible boot/shoes that look like they were made out of a burlap sack that's seen better days, by blind elves with scraps from the cobbler's garbage can
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While I could afford to do a few (a lot) of situps, it's not as tight as the picture makes it look. I was kind of pushing forward so that you could see the background design but it didn't really work that well
I'd use a digital camera but the one I have requires iPhoto to use and ugh I hate iPhoto
Every shirt should be tagless. So much more comfortable.
I had this re-print vintage Nike t-shirt thing a couple of years ago, there were so many labels in it, god, it was like a fucking book. So i cut them out and the left behind seam was even worse. I just stopped wearing it.
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edited August 2009
My teeth are so bad
I got so excited when I interviewed for a job at Microsoft last year. The guy said it was 100% medical/dental/vision and I was like "Yes! I can finally get my mouth fixed!"
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What is this from?
thats how you get girls to want you
Yeah! It's like guys aren't supposed to have booty these days.
every morning you flip a coin
heads, gentleman
tails, asshole
I should make my bed!
gotta keep them guessing
someone needs to do some situps
While I could afford to do a few (a lot) of situps, it's not as tight as the picture makes it look. I was kind of pushing forward so that you could see the background design but it didn't really work that well
I'd use a digital camera but the one I have requires iPhoto to use and ugh I hate iPhoto
The other day it took me 20 minutes to import a picture with iPhoto. I almost just hard rebooted my computer because I could barely do anything.
this person's arms aren't crossed, it must not really be keith
I had this re-print vintage Nike t-shirt thing a couple of years ago, there were so many labels in it, god, it was like a fucking book. So i cut them out and the left behind seam was even worse. I just stopped wearing it.
Also the MSI motherboard box and the Half-Life screen saver. It's like the most ironic photo ever.
or just shrink my balls and give me titties
I feel better about myself already
Enjoy desensitizing your teeth.
How is that a bad thing?
As someone who isn't a doctor I would advise asking a doctor.
I don't have health insurance so this is the best I can do!
Whatever; Dentist told me those teeth whitening kits make your teeth more sensitive to cold stuff when I asked about whitening products.
A good toothpaste and regular brushing should do fine. Mine are a nice clean white and I didn't have to use any sort of extreme measures.
big whoop
No amount of brushing will remove the long-term stains on teeth.
I don't ever get to have my teeth whitened ever, because when I got my veneers on the dude didn't tell me that veneers can't be whitened.
Where when I said "I want my teeth to be so white they blind god" did I mention giving a fuck about making them sensitive
dave barry book
It's scarlet.
it's not that fucking deep.
He'd be offended if you thought so.
Give it up.
look bongi
your opinion is on the zipper of my fly, and I'll give it to you if you want it
This is the second time you've attempted this joke. And I still don't get it.
I know who it is and I've reposted that picture more than anyone else.
I got so excited when I interviewed for a job at Microsoft last year. The guy said it was 100% medical/dental/vision and I was like "Yes! I can finally get my mouth fixed!"
I didn't get the job though
(i was talking to the others)
Hmm, these are on sale now. Just £52.50!
Fuck you, Levi's UK :x
you are indistinguishable from bongi