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Glasses/clothes/shoes thread

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Keith wrote: »
    My teeth are so bad :(

    I got so excited when I interviewed for a job at Microsoft last year. The guy said it was 100% medical/dental/vision and I was like "Yes! I can finally get my mouth fixed!"

    I didn't get the job though


    :cry:

    DouglasDanger on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    I like shorts, they're fun and easy to wear.

    I wear shorts to show off my tattoo!

    The ladies love it. 8-)

    Garlic Bread on
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    its not even a joke or an attempt

    you are indistinguishable from bongi

    Oh, really?
    Hmm. Well, thanks!

    ascot on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    keith you have a tattoo?

    Abracadaniel on
  • SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Keith wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    I like shorts, they're fun and easy to wear.

    I wear shorts to show off my tattoo!

    The ladies love it. 8-)

    LL Keith

    Septus on
    PSN: Kurahoshi1
  • bongibongi regular
    edited August 2009
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    Seriously.
    It's scarlet.
    it's not that fucking deep.
    He'd be offended if you thought so.
    Give it up.

    look bongi

    your opinion is on the zipper of my fly, and I'll give it to you if you want it
    is this some kind of blowjob joke






    because believe me i am all about blowjobs

    bongi on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    keith you have a tattoo?

    Like, duh!!

    Garlic Bread on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    aw that is a cute little dinosaur

    Abracadaniel on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2009
    Septus wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    I like shorts, they're fun and easy to wear.

    I wear shorts to show off my tattoo!

    The ladies love it. 8-)

    LL Keith

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrSNzSkvi70

    Garlic Bread on
  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    The popped collars are the big draw, but it's the details that sell it.

    Like the Che book and the frisbee.

    Also the MSI motherboard box and the Half-Life screen saver. It's like the most ironic photo ever.

    dave barry book

    There truly is a little something for everyone in that picture.

    A Dabble Of Thelonius on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited August 2009
    keith that is very similar to the dinosaur with a fannypack tattoo that I really want but can never have because someone else thought of it

    bongi on
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    Seriously.
    It's scarlet.
    it's not that fucking deep.
    He'd be offended if you thought so.
    Give it up.

    look bongi

    your opinion is on the zipper of my fly, and I'll give it to you if you want it
    is this some kind of blowjob joke






    because believe me i am all about blowjobs

    it was definitely headed into blowjob town

    now approaching city limits

    population: us

    ZeroFill on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited August 2009
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    Seriously.
    It's scarlet.
    it's not that fucking deep.
    He'd be offended if you thought so.
    Give it up.

    look bongi

    your opinion is on the zipper of my fly, and I'll give it to you if you want it
    is this some kind of blowjob joke






    because believe me i am all about blowjobs

    it was definitely headed into blowjob town

    now approaching city limits

    population: us
    arf arf gobble slorf

    bongi on
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    also keith I was recently read something that redheads feel more pain

    did you leave marks in the chair with your fingernails when you got your tattoo

    ZeroFill on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2009
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    also keith I was recently read something that redheads feel more pain

    did you leave marks in the chair with your fingernails when you got your tattoo

    Wherever you read that lied

    Redheads don't feel anything.

    Garlic Bread on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2009
    (Actually, I think it's scientifically proven to be true that redheads feel more pain. I definitely require more anesthetics than most people.)

    But no, the pain wasn't too bad, but I got it on the outside of my leg which just isn't generally painful.

    Garlic Bread on
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    your tattoo is a lie Keith
    I don't think dinosaurs, if they were even real, were that green

    ascot on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    your tattoo is a lie Keith
    I don't think dinosaurs, if they were even real, were that green

    I only had drawn line art for it, and the tattoo artist was like "Do you want it colored in?" and I said, "I think so? But I'm not sure what color" and he said "I've got this really fucking bright green" and I was sold

    I'm hopefully going to get it touched up in a few weeks, so it should be brighter. He wanted to go over the coloring more when I got it done but it probably would've hurt my skin real bad then.

    Garlic Bread on
  • Bowler HatBowler Hat Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    this jacket is fucking awesome.

    Bowler Hat on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I have actually been doing a lot of research on teeth whitening lately and when I was out this morning I picked up some whitestrips

    more creepy similarities between ascot and I

    Charles Kinbote on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Bowler Hat wrote: »
    this jacket is fucking awesome.

    oh, ew, that is one gross zipper

    Charles Kinbote on
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I have actually been doing a lot of research on teeth whitening lately and when I was out this morning I picked up some whitestrips

    more creepy similarities between ascot and I

    I was just talking to Redeemer about these.
    I want some so much, the Crest ones. They don't sell them here because the chemical in them is illegal or whatever.
    The last three fucking times I've been in the US I've forgotten to get them :?

    ascot on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2009
    Bowler Hat wrote: »
    this jacket is fucking awesome.

    I like that.

    I wish I could pull off anything more than a t-shirt and jeans/shorts :/

    edit: never jean shorts

    Garlic Bread on
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Bowler Hat wrote: »
    this jacket is fucking awesome.

    oh, ew, that is one gross zipper

    Hmm, yeah.
    Either just the buttons or just the zip would be fine.
    Just the zip might actually be good, but, eh

    ascot on
  • Bowler HatBowler Hat Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    Bowler Hat wrote: »
    this jacket is fucking awesome.

    oh, ew, that is one gross zipper

    Hmm, yeah.
    Either just the buttons or just the zip would be fine.
    Just the zip might actually be good, but, eh

    how 'bout in hoodie form?8-)

    Bowler Hat on
  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    Bowler Hat wrote: »
    this jacket is fucking awesome.

    oh, ew, that is one gross zipper

    Hmm, yeah.
    Either just the buttons or just the zip would be fine.
    Just the zip might actually be good, but, eh

    Listen to these people, they speak wisdom.

    EDIT: That one is sweet, but not for $72. Of course, I am cheap.

    Peen on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    that's, uh

    more metal buttons than I prefer on my hoodies

    Charles Kinbote on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    I have actually been doing a lot of research on teeth whitening lately and when I was out this morning I picked up some whitestrips

    more creepy similarities between ascot and I

    I was just talking to Redeemer about these.
    I want some so much, the Crest ones. They don't sell them here because the chemical in them is illegal or whatever.
    The last three fucking times I've been in the US I've forgotten to get them :?

    I've never used teeth-whitening before! Does it work well?

    Charles Kinbote on
  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Those are both hideous.

    e: The jackets on the last page.

    SirToasty on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    I have actually been doing a lot of research on teeth whitening lately and when I was out this morning I picked up some whitestrips

    more creepy similarities between ascot and I

    I was just talking to Redeemer about these.
    I want some so much, the Crest ones. They don't sell them here because the chemical in them is illegal or whatever.
    The last three fucking times I've been in the US I've forgotten to get them :?

    I've never used teeth-whitening before! Does it work well?

    Charles Kinbote on
  • Bowler HatBowler Hat Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    that's, uh

    more metal buttons than I prefer on my hoodies

    yea that one was intended as a joke. kinda like the original potato chip

    i still like the first one though

    Bowler Hat on
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    I have actually been doing a lot of research on teeth whitening lately and when I was out this morning I picked up some whitestrips

    more creepy similarities between ascot and I

    I was just talking to Redeemer about these.
    I want some so much, the Crest ones. They don't sell them here because the chemical in them is illegal or whatever.
    The last three fucking times I've been in the US I've forgotten to get them :?

    I've never used teeth-whitening before! Does it work well?

    Meh, fairly. These home-kits can never be great, but they work reasonably well short term.
    I'm tempted at least once a month to get the fuck lasered out of mine.

    There's an excellent cosmetic dentist in my city that does a 50% off whitening offer each month, I'm gonna do it when I have a little more free cash.


    RE: the button hoody
    It's been done. And they went too far. Too many buttons

    ascot on
  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Just bought some of theeeeeeese:

    34189335_w.jpg

    SirToasty on
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    SirToasty wrote: »
    Just bought some of theeeeeeese:

    34189335_w.jpg

    Back to school gym kit?

    ascot on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    isn't in-office whitening like $600 regularly?

    that's a fair kick in the pants

    Charles Kinbote on
  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    SirToasty wrote: »
    Just bought some of theeeeeeese:

    34189335_w.jpg

    Back to school gym kit?
    Ain't got no gym. I like them because they aren't completely hideous like the majority of shoes you can buy.

    SirToasty on
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    isn't in-office whitening like $600 regularly?

    that's a fair kick in the pants

    Yeah, I think it's like £250 regular price.
    But, really, it probably costs them like £25, so they're still making money

    Plus, you know what Fiz says. Once you go white, nothing else feels quite right

    Toasty - you sure?

    ascot on
  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    isn't in-office whitening like $600 regularly?

    that's a fair kick in the pants

    Yeah, I think it's like £250 regular price.
    But, really, it probably costs them like £25, so they're still making money

    Plus, you know what Fiz says. Once you go white, nothing else feels quite right

    Toasty - you sure?
    Yes. I am positive.

    SirToasty on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2009
    SirToasty wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    isn't in-office whitening like $600 regularly?

    that's a fair kick in the pants

    Yeah, I think it's like £250 regular price.
    But, really, it probably costs them like £25, so they're still making money

    Plus, you know what Fiz says. Once you go white, nothing else feels quite right

    Toasty - HIV?
    Yes. I am positive.

    :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

    Garlic Bread on
  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Noooooo my immune system!

    SirToasty on
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